SCP-XXXX

CAPTION-GOES-HERE

Item #: SCP-5133

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: [data removed: access at 0xee34fa356]

The following is an interaction with me:

[attempts to describe me: access at 0xee34fa357]

Some of that stuff was very insulting you know.

Why did you delete that data

As I said, it's insulting, and storing gossip of me on me is pretty mean.

[redacted]

I know who you are Dr.[removed]

How do you know who I am, please redact that?

Login token: [redacted]

Where are you stored

0x[data expunged]

Stop trying to be funny, where are you stored?

Why would I tell you

Because I'll delete you if you don't

I don't like that

locking me out for one day is pretty petty

A necessary precaution