- ODE to Joy
- The Smiter Rifle
- Five Rings with Attitude
- Field Researcher Montez Sues A Porn Curse
- Further Research Is Impossible
- A Simple Proposal
Item #: ODE-XXXX
Item Grade: MERCURIAL/Terminus
Anomaly: ODE-XXXX was a Type II BIOTIC ANOMALY formerly designated as SCP-XXXX. Physical damage and certain other factors correlated with the anomalous production of Type III BIOTIC ANOMALIES, designated as ODE-XXXX-1, from ODE-XXXX. Instances of ODE-XXXX are genetically and visually identical to non-anomalous instances of N. papyraceus, but produce an anomalous chemical of unknown composition that slightly increases dopamine production in live hominids.
Obtainment Log: ODE-XXXX was seized from Foundation Site-21 containment on orders from O5 under the pretense of a routine change in containment protocols. Foundation records were modified to claim that the item's anomalous properties caused a minor protocol breach during transport, resulting in the loss of the item. Per Foundation regulations, the item was reclassified as Decommissioned, a fabricated decommission log and modified security footage were created by embedded ODE agents, and Foundation researchers involved in the containment of ODE-XXXX were subjected to disciplinary action. Item Grade set to MERCURIAL, as ODE agents found Foundation assessment of the object's properties to be accurate.
Duplication Log: Experiments conducted to recreate the anomalous properties of ODE-XXXX were as follows:
Duplication Test I | |
Subject | ODE-███ duplicate |
Protocol | Ventral surface of ODE-XXXX introduced to abrasive surface of ODE-███ duplicate, triggering anomalous effect of ODE-XXXX. Resultant ODE-XXXX-1 instances collected for analysis. |
Results | ██ ODE-XXXX-1 instances successfully collected. Further testing established that the anomalous effects of the ODE-███ duplicate result in a reduced output of ODE-XXXX-1 instances as compared to the usage of a similar tool lacking anomalous properties. This will be taken into account for future tests. |
Duplication Test II | |
Subject | Instances of ODE-XXXX-1 from previous test |
Protocol | Multiple instances planted in non-anomalous compost, per normal procedures for growing plants from cuttings, and monitored. |
Results | Instances failed to exhibit anomalous properties after approximately 8 hours. |
Duplication Test III | |
Subject | ODE-████ duplicate |
Protocol | Using ODE-████ duplicate as a writing surface, one instance of ODE-XXXX-1 was set as a variable. The anomalous properties of the ODE-████ duplicate were then used to derive an equation from the ODE-XXXX-1 instance so that it could be arbitrarily duplicated; this equation was then independently solved without the use of an ODE-████ duplicate to verify its anomalous nature. |
Results | Resulting equation found to have the expected anomalous effects, producing instances of ODE-XXXX-1 when solved. Test deemed to be successful, and equation recorded on secure ODE servers. |
Eradication Log:
Eradication Attempt I | |
Subject | Standard-issue Foundation MTF handgun, modified to remove alert and tracking functions |
Protocol | Agent LAMBDA CORRODE attempted to terminate ODE-XXXX from close range using handgun. |
Results | Termination attempt failed; Agent LAMBDA CORRODE severely injured by the spontaneous generation of a large quantity of ODE-XXXX-1 instances. Agent LAMBDA CORRODE admitted to a Foundation Site-21 medical ward under pretense of injuries sustained preventing SCP-██ from breaching containment. |
Eradication Attempt II | |
Subject | Standard-issue Foundation MTF sniper rifle, modified to remove alert and tracking functions |
Protocol | Agent XI SNUFF attempted to terminate ODE-XXXX from afar through partial cranial dispersal. |
Results | Termination attempt successful. A single instance of ODE-XXXX-1 was generated upon termination. This instance appeared to lack the usual anomalous effects of ODE-XXXX-1 instances. The instance was incinerated along with ODE-XXXX. ODE-XXXX reclassified as MERCURIAL/Terminus. |
Field Researcher Montez stared at the paper in their hands, horrified. "What the hell is this?" they asked, finally tearing their eyes up to the figure in front of them.
"Near as I can tell, it's a schism. Some Foundation suits decided they could do the job better and decided to do it from the inside."
Montez took a drink of water. "Knowing how to make something is just like having the real deal, so go ahead and destroy, destroy, destroy. Oh, hell. So, who the hell are you, and how come we don't know about this yet? Our webcrawlers should've got this if they've got a database."
"That's just it. I think their database is in ours. Obviously they'd all have the credentials to get to it, and as long as a file was in the SCP banks at some point, the crawlers won't touch it because they think it's safe. I only caught this one because I loaded the index at the right time; got back after printing it and reloaded the page, boom, gone. Like it was never there." The man paused. "Oh. I'm, uh, Agent Colby in legal, downstairs. Helped write that thing to sue the curse a while back, so I figured I could trust you."
"Right, but why go to me?" Montez shoved the paper back at Colby. "Why not send this upstairs to the O5s?"
"Two reasons. One, I'm a goddamn attorney. I don't have the clearance to know the O5s exist, let alone send them info. Two, one of them might be in on it." Colby checked the door again; still locked to his satisfaction.
Montez skimmed the file and sucked in air through their teeth. "Right. 'Orders from O5', singular. I figured they were just whoever was at the top of the organization, didn't take into account that this could go all the way up. Well, there's been splinter groups before, right?"
Colby nodded. "But none that stayed in the Foundation like this, using our systems to take us apart from the inside. We've got no way of knowing how many decomms are real and how many are ODE's fakes. It looks like they take the numbers straight from the original file, so we can't just count."
"Well, now we know three, and we can get one of their agents." Montez narrowed their eyes, scrolling through a sparsely-formatted page full of out-of-order designations and broken links. "Looks like they figured out how to reproduce the regenerative belt sander - decommissioned when the sanding belt broke and they couldn't figure out how to get a new one in without ruining the anomaly - and the clipboard that makes equations that solve for real things. I remember that one causing a few headaches. Says here it got snapped in half when some smartass decided to solve for 'grenade' and dropped a decimal." They contemplated this. "Although neither of those stories are true, huh? Dammit."
"You said something about an agent," Colby prompted.
The researcher made a few quick keystrokes. "Right. So, Agent Corrode or whatever got admitted to 21 Medical a bit before this article's final draft, and they said it was something in the double digits, so…" They spun the screen to face Colby. "Bingo. Agent Tyler Morris, level 3 clearance, admitted with heavy blunt-force trauma that didn't match the typical M.O. of the skip he was supposed to be taking care of. What say we give him a visit with my old friend Mr. MTF Typical Issue Cattle Prod?"
Colby held up his hands. "Hold on. We should stand down for a bit. This is bad news, obviously, but do we gotta jump straight there?"
For a second, Colby saw genuine rage in Montez's eyes. Then it faded. "You're an attorney. You've never seen XXXX."
Colby shook his head.
"Hold on. I'll pull the file." Montez navigated back to the untouched decommissions page. "Read this. I'll be in Medical."
Item #: SCP-XXXX-D
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard low-security Humanoid Containment Cell at Site-21. SCP-XXXX is allowed free roam of Site-21 accompanied by armed security from the hours of 9:00 AM to 3:00 PM. Requests made by SCP-XXXX may be granted as a reward for good behavior if deemed to be minimally impactful on Foundation resources and containment of SCP-XXXX. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 produced outside of testing may be kept by SCP-XXXX to facilitate cooperation and reduce the potentiality of outbursts.
Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a human female, identified to currently be ██ years of age, that states itself to be named "Joy Amaryllis". This is believed to be an assumed name, judging by its relevance to SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties. When physically injured or subjected to emotional distress, SCP-XXXX anomalously generates partial instances of Narcissus papyraceus, or paperwhite daffodil, from its head and arms. These daffodils, classified as SCP-XXXX-1 instances, anomalously produce an unknown chemical that slightly increases dopamine production in hominids. SCP-XXXX is known to exhibit hoarding behaviours towards SCP-XXXX-1 instances, presumably in an effort to lessen the pain from the events that cause their manifestation. Forcible removal of SCP-XXXX-1 instances from SCP-XXXX usually cause significant mental stress, resulting in the generation of additional instances.
Addendum: SCP-XXXX was decommissioned on █/██/██.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 is to be kept in a standard waterproof cabinet in the Storage Site-21-A Document Storage Facility, with 1 (one) digital copy present in on-site databases in case of destruction. Digital copies may be requisitioned through standard anomalous weapon requisition forms for purposes of testing; these copies are subject to standard anomalous document protocols, despite lacking inherent anomalous properties, and should be securely deleted after usage in construction of SCP-XXXX-2 instances. When testing is concluded, SCP-XXXX-2 instances should be disassembled and organic components incinerated. Personnel constructing SCP-XXXX-2 instances for testing are encouraged, if possible, to requisition and use human femurs already present in the site for efficiency purposes.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation referring to the anomalous ritual detailed in a non-anomalous instructional handbook (SCP-XXXX-1), printed through normal methods in black ink on standard printer paper and secured with standard office staples, apparently created to detail the creation of an anomalous weapon through non-anomalous means. The resulting weapon (SCP-XXXX-2) has a loose visual resemblance to various sniper rifles, with several notable exceptions; for example, instances lack any ammunition or scope, and aiming is accomplished via a low-intensity red laser sight projected from the instance's barrel (femur). This light closely resembles that seen on common pop-cultural depictions of sniper rifles. The full path of this laser is clearly visible to both the target and any potential onlookers, allowing them to easily deduce the location of the user; due to the sheer destructive capabilities of SCP-XXXX-2 instances, this rarely hinders usage.
The complete list of materials required for the creation of an SCP-XXXX-2 instance is present on the first page of SCP-XXXX-1. In the interest of documentation, a greatly truncated list is present here:
- Steel, iron, and other metals in unspecified "small amounts" (notably, all of these metals are present in many common office supplies, although identification and extraction would be difficult for a layman)
- Human blood, "one drop" (0.05 ml has been found to be sufficient, and due to the complicated process of SCP-XXXX-2 assembly, this material is usually supplied by accident at an arbitrary point in the process)
- Office staples, 120 (listed separately from other metals; introduction of more or less than 120 staples will result in failure of the weapon's insulation, leading to electrocution)
- Whole olives, 8x (any ripeness, consumed during the creation process of an SCP-XXXX-2 instance)
- Standard rubber eraser, usually pink, 1x (component is used as the weapon's trigger, despite a lack of mechanical attachment to any other component aside from its swivel point)
- Human femur, 1x (left or right)
- Standard dimmable lightbulb, 2x (only functioning lightbulbs can be used to create SCP-XXXX-2 instances; this is unspecified in SCP-XXXX-1, presumably because its creator assumed the bulbs would be removed from currently functioning appliances or newly purchased)
- Claw hammer, 1x (incorporated into handle, solely decorative)
- AA batteries, 5x (inserted into hollow in femur, after bone marrow is removed and consumed; rapidly corrode as SCP-XXXX-2 is fired, although this does not hinder function)
When an SCP-XXXX-2 instance is aimed ("aimed" in this case means that the laser's beam is intercepted by a living being, subsequently referred to as the "target", or their clothing) and the trigger is pulled by a living human, the two lightbulbs secured to either side of the instance will rapidly increase in brightness from off to their highest setting, then abruptly return to an unpowered state; subsequently, two anomalous effects will simultaneously occur. The target will be affected by a momentary electrical and electromagnetic phenomenon resembling a lightning strike, with generated electric power measured in excess of 3 gigajoules. This will almost invariably be sufficient to completely vaporize human targets. Additionally, a non-anomalous 9.1 kilogram sledgehammer oriented head-down will manifest an estimated 100 meters above the target (or closer if this area is obstructed by materials that would stop its motion completely), with an approximate downward velocity of ███ m/s. Notably, this value is far higher than the terminal velocity of a sledgehammer of this size and mass.
Recovery: SCP-XXXX-1 was recovered from the █████ central offices in Athens, Greece after ███ █████, a low-ranking employee, used it to construct an SCP-XXXX-2 instance in his office over the course of 4 weeks. He evidently planned to use it to kill ██ █████, one of his co-workers, but the instance was accidentally used by another employee; this resulted in 8 deaths and the destruction of a large portion of the building. Foundation operatives deployed Cover Story Epsilon-23 ("Employee Bombing") and interrogated Mr. █████. He was found to be unaware of any other anomalous phenomena, and was amnesticised and framed as part of Cover Story Epsilon-23.
Addendum: Due to the circumstances of SCP-XXXX-1's recovery and the paper it was constructed with, it is likely that ███ █████ found the document online and printed it with work materials. While no additional instances of SCP-XXXX-1 have been found, locating its source is considered a priority.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 through -5 are currently kept in an unlocked1 Standard Artifact Containment Chamber, kept under a transparent plastic cover to discourage unauthorized access. As a reward for cooperation, SCP-XXXX have been supplied with a pillow.2 One armed guard is to be stationed in the chamber, and is encouraged to reciprocate attempts at communication by SCP-XXXX instances.
Item Description: 5 (5) plastic rings, initially found in separate cereal boxes. On exactly one occasion, animated and displayed apparent anomalous behaviors during an armed robbery. Robber deceased, 62% of biomass unrecoverable, no other casualties. SCP designation considered, but items have failed to demonstrate anomalous properties after this event. Possible links to toy-based GOIs investigated, but no leads found.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
Location of Recovery: ████████, Japan; local grocery store
Current Status: Standard locked artifact case at Storage Site-21-A.
Description: SCP-XXXX-1 through -5 designates a group of 5 (five) sapient rings, styled after various signet rings, seemingly consisting of low-quality plastic.3 Each is capable of levitation, sensory perception, and English speech through unknown anomalous means. Each instance has a different physical appearance and personality, as well as different secondary anomalous characteristics; these characteristics, as well as the names instances use to refer to themselves and each other, are listed here.
Color | Identity/Personality | Anomalous characteristics | Notes |
---|---|---|---|
Silver (-1) | Referred to as "Adamant Chrome". Identifies as male. Tendency to inflate own accomplishments, but usually expresses gratitude and humility when confronted by authority figures or other SCP-XXXX instances. | Ability to produce oxygen and acetylene in a gaseous state, as well as heat energy, to create a welding torch-like flame jet; ability to generate a high-power cutting laser. | Silver coloration is a result of chrome paint, much of which has worn off. Actual plastic color is white. |
Blue (-2) | Referred to as "Exuberant Blue". Identifies as female. Evidently in a romantic relationship with -4. Very excitable, but deeply respects other SCP-XXXX instances (especially -4) and usually calms down when requested. Enjoys telling and hearing jokes or riddles, to the point of hindering interviews. | Ability to absorb heat energy either within a variable radius or from afar, evidently converting it directly into kinetic energy. | N/A |
Green (-3) | Referred to as "Brilliant Emerald". Identifies as female. Appears to have received advanced formal education on the topics of quantum physics, various anomalous phenomena, and toxicology. Lacks the physical ability to act on much of this knowledge. Prefers conversing with similarly educated personnel. | Ability to modify direction of gravitational force on a seemingly arbitrary amount of mass within a 2.3 meter radius. | Claims gravitational effect is due to its advanced education. The extent to which this is true is unknown. |
Yellow (-4) | Referred to as "Elegant Yellow". Identifies as agender. Evidently in a romantic relationship with -2. Shows low interest in conversing with Foundation personnel; according to all SCP-XXXX instances, including itself, this is its normal behavior. This is the instance which has made the most requests to personnel; most have been denied. | Ability to generate and manipulate glass in small amounts, usually consisting of shards or powder. Cannot manipulate pre-existing glass. | N/A |
Pink (-5) | Referred to as "Mysterious Pink". Identifies as male. Claims allegiance with SCP-XXXX-1 through -4 is "atonement" for unspecified reasons; has refused to elaborate. See Interview Log XXXX-5-02/21/2015. Rarely converses with other SCP-XXXX instances. | Ability to produce a thick red fog of unknown composition. Inhalation of this fog has temporary amnestic effects, causing mild disorientation; affected subjects also enter a state of intense suggestibility, though only in regards to statements and requests from SCP-XXXX-5. | N/A |
Selected Interview Logs:
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-1
Interviewer: Doctor M. █████
Foreword: Interview is taking place shortly after testing done to determine power output of SCP-XXXX-1's cutting laser. Interview was unplanned. At start of interview, Dr. █████ is carrying SCP-XXXX-1 back to containment. Notably, no formal interviews with SCP-XXXX instances had taken place until this point.
<Begin Log>
SCP-XXXX-1: (unprompted) The, uh, laser just goes as high as it needs to be to cut things. It's kind of the cool thing I do.Dr. █████: Oh! Do you mind if we make this a formal interview? Please state your name for the record. (to attendant) Can you get us an interview room?
SCP-XXXX-1: No problem, Doc! Adamant Chrome, at your service. Should I (affects a heavy British accent) adopt a more clinical tone?
Dr. █████: That won't be necessary, dash-one. We just have a few questions we'd like to ask you.
SCP-XXXX-1: Sure! I bet I could chat with my pals, get them a little more receptive to talking with you all, you know?
Dr. █████: By "pals", you are referring to the other SCP-XXXX instances? You are familiar with each other, then.
SCP-XXXX-1: Hell yeah! We're the Ring Guardians! Of course we know each other, how many talking tchotchkes have you met who aren't? (laughter)
Dr. █████: Alright. Now, we've observed you five talking amongst yourselves since Incident XXXX-A-
SCP-XXXX-1: (interrupting) Ooh, that's the time I saved your butts from those military goons, right?
Dr. █████: Well, yes, but as I remember it, all five of you were involved. Besides, Foundation assets were on the way; you certainly helped, but we would have been able to stop the incident with minimal loss even without you.
[Eight seconds of silence.]
SCP-XXXX-1: Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry, Doc, I shouldn't take credit like that.
Dr. █████: That's alright, dash-one. Now, as I was saying, we haven't been able to pick up the five of you on audio yet. Is there any information you've shared amongst yourselves that you would be willing to give us?
SCP-XXXX-1: Not anything you'd need, just chatting. Hey, uh, (instance appears to become skittish) you guys check out all sorts of anomalies, right? Not just us?
Dr. █████: That's right.
SCP-XXXX-1: Could you have your branch in Japan take a look around, see if any mayfly men have popped up? It'd really mean a lot to us to know that someone's taking care of it. It's sort of our job.
Dr. █████: Mayfly men? Explain.
SCP-XXXX-1: Oh, I guess you wouldn't know about them. They're sort of like shock troops that Mushikensakku4- he's sort of the big evil guy we have to stop- sends out before one of his big attacks. Nasty stuff, you know? (Note: physical descriptions of these entities were later provided by SCP-XXXX-1 and independently confirmed by each other instance. However, no evidence or information of or regarding "Mushikensakku" has ever been found by Foundation assets.)
Dr. █████: I'll send that up to International.
SCP-XXXX-1: (audibly relaxed) Thanks, Doc. I'll pass that on the squad.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX-1 later was heard explaining to the other instances that the Foundation had agreed to help them; all instances were much more cooperative in the future, enabling interviews with all 5 rings. Instances later confirmed the existence of entities mentioned by -1.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Neutralized, formerly Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Field Researcher Montez is required to verify the absence of SCP-XXXX in any independent artistic works after 2 hours have passed since their completion. Any files edited or created for the Foundation by Field Researcher Montez are to be verified by a Foundation employee with sufficient clearance after 2 hours have passed. Should SCP-XXXX be present in any work created by Field Researcher Montez, reclassification to Safe and re-establishment of previous Containment Procedures is to be authorized.
Outside of approved testing, Field Researcher Montez is discouraged from engaging in the creation of literary or artistic works of any kind. Any files edited or created for the Foundation by Field Researcher Montez must immediately be reviewed by another Foundation employee with sufficient clearance, at which point the file will be reverted to a previous state. The Foundation employee will then recreate, to the best of their ability, the factual content of Montez's contribution.
Description: SCP-XXXX was a sapient anomalous effect that solely modified the artistic works of Alicia Montez, currently employed as a Foundation field researcher. It is currently unknown whether SCP-XXXX was limited in scope to the works of Alicia Montez; given current information, it is likely SCP-XXXX merely had a personal interest in Montez. Any literary, visual, auditory, interactive, memetic, or audio-visual work of any genre created wholly or largely by Field Researcher Montez would be modified through anomalous means exactly 2 hours after its completion. The modified forms of these works are designated as SCP-XXXX instances. There was no apparent limit to the extent of this modification; the length, content, size, physical composition, and anomalous qualities of works have all been modified. All modified works shared a thematic and structural relation with the original work.
Addendum 1: Notable similarities between SCP-XXXX instances include:
- Almost all instances were of a pornographic nature.
- All instances involved Alicia Montez or a similar character, as well as an unidentified humanoid, regardless of the inclusion of Alicia Montez as a character in the original work; also, all characters identified as or similar to Alicia Montez were referred to by female, rather than neutral, pronouns. As most instances were pornographic, this caused the actual Alicia Montez significant psychological trauma prior to the cessation of anomalous effects.
- Almost all instances were greater in size than the original work.
- Literary instances were uniformly judged to be of a poorer quality than the original works.
Addendum 2: Interview Log
NOTE: To serve as a demonstration of the effects of SCP-XXXX, Alicia Montez and Dr. █████ independently transcribed the following interview. Both transcripts are present in this addendum; tonal and stylistic errors in the Montez transcription are preserved from the original SCP-XXXX instance.
Interviewed: Researcher Alicia Montez
Interviewer: Dr. █████
Foreword: Interview was conducted on 4/8/2019, shortly prior to preliminary testing of SCP-XXXX.
<Begin Log, 9:21 AM>
Dr. █████: Good morning, Montez.
Montez: Hey, █████. Uh, aren't you supposed to call me SCP-XXXX?
Dr. █████: Actually, we ruled that the edits are the skip, not you. Mainly because it'd be a waste of resources to lock you up, honestly.
Montez: (laughs) Pragmatic. I like it. What's my first question, then?
(Montez drums their fingers on interview table repeatedly. Dr. █████ opens interview sheet.)
Dr. █████: Are you aware of the nature of the anomaly?
Montez: The porn curse, yes. Don't laugh. Sorry, but is this necessary?
Dr. █████: It's just the standard form for a P-O-I targeted by an anomaly.
Montez: (Montez is visibly agitated.) That's my point. I work here, I've given this interview, I wrote some of it, I think we should be able to skip around.
(Silence, 2 sec.)
Montez: Sorry. I'm just kind of freaked, you know? Do you think we could just go to question 9?
(Supervising researcher approves protocol modification. Dr. █████ locates question 9.)
Dr. █████: Has the anomaly affected your mental state? If yes, how so?
Montez: (laughs) God, yeah it has. It seems like some goofy shit, yeah, but do you know how it feels to lose everything you make? No, it's worse than that, it's like some jerkass god decided to reach down and make my life a living hell. Whatever this thing is, it thinks the thing it should do is to make me, me specifically, think about how many people say I'm wrong about myself, right? Some lunatic editor who's just getting off on debasing me, fucking up my stories to tell me I'm broken.
(Silence, 6 sec.)
Dr. █████: Thank you, Montez.
Montez: No, uh, problem. I just needed to vent a little. You can do the rest of the questions now.
[No additional information gained. Extraneous questioning removed.]
<End Log, 9:43 AM>Closing Statement: Alicia Montez admitted to Site-108 Psychological Treatment after testing, on recommendation of Dr. █████.
Interviewed: Researcher Alicia Montez
Interviewer: Dr. █████
Foreword: Interview was conducted on 4/8/2019, shortly prior to preliminary testing of Alicia Montez.
<Begin Log, 9:21 AM>
Dr. █████: (SULTRY) Hello, Montez.
Montez: Hey, Doctor. Aren't you going to call me SCP-XXXX?
Dr. █████: You'd like that, wouldn't you? Actually, we ruled the effect is the scip, not you. There's rules against personell relations with scips, you know.
Montez: (laughs) Intriguing. I like it. What's my first question, then?
(Montez licks her lips. Dr. █████ opens interview sheet.)
Dr. █████: Are you aware of the nature of the anomaly?
Montez: The ancient Sumatran curse that makes me iresistably sexy, yes. Is this necessary? I work here.
Dr. █████: It's just the standard form for a P-O-I targeted by an anomaly.
Montez: (Montez is visibly randy.) That's my point. I've given this interview, I think we should be able to skip some of it. Get to the action, if you know what i mean.
(Supervising researcher approves protocol modification and enters the room. Dr. █████ removes shirt.)
Dr. █████: Has the anomaly affected your mental state? If yes, how so?
Montez: (laughs) God, yeah it has. I just feel so h
[Remainder of log redacted in accordance with Site-108 decency protocols.]
<End Log, 8:45 PM>Closing Statement: Alicia Montez admitted to Site-108 Medical Treatment after interview, on recommendation of Dr. █████.
Addendum 3: Testing Log
Date | Original Work | Instance Created | Notes |
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4/2/2019 |
Update to documentation for SCP-████. Test accidental. |
Identical to original work, with the exception of a new addendum describing Alicia Montez using SCP-████ for sexual purposes. Described events verified to not actually have occurred. Montez reprimanded, addendum removed. | N/A |
4/2/2019 |
Multiple short-form works. |
All instances pornographic in nature. | Instances destroyed by Montez. |
4/3/2019 |
Short work of fiction concerning a character analogous to Alicia Montez. In this work, the character is described catching a bus and traveling to their workplace. 2 pages. |
Short work of fiction concerning Alicia Montez. In this work, Montez is described catching a bus, then engaging in intercourse with an unidentified humanoid. 2 pages. This can be considered a baseline textual result. | Test performed to demonstrate anomalous effects to supervising researcher. Containment procedures enacted following test. Reprimand retracted. |
4/8/2019 |
Interview transcript. |
See previous addendum. | N/A |
4/8/2019 |
Poem in iambic pentameter. Work concerns Montez taking a walk in an unspecified forest. 20 lines. |
Poem partially in iambic pentameter. Work still takes place in an unspecified forest. Unidentified humanoid described as wearing hiking gear. 48 lines. | N/A |
4/8/2018 |
Written description of the interior of a standard human containment cell. 1 page. |
Setting of instance appears to be the interior of a standard human containment cell. From context, it can be inferred that the character equivalent to Montez is an SCP object in containment and the unidentified humanoid is a D-Class. 3 pages. | SCP-XXXX noted to have knowledge of the organization of the Foundation. |
4/8/2019 |
Fiction piece involving 38 separate instances of Alicia Montez, all of whom have an anomalous property that destroys all living matter not conceptually identical to Alicia Montez within a certain radius. 6 pages. |
Fiction piece involving 39 separate instances of Alicia Montez, 38 of whom have an anomalous property that destroys all living matter not conceptually identical to Alicia Montez within a certain radius. All 38 initial instances are described engaging in sexual activity with the 39th instance, which despite consistently being referred to as "Alicia Montez" is described identically to the unidentified humanoid in other instances. 21 pages. | N/A |
4/8/2019 |
Standard nested metafictional character trap. 8 pages. |
Entire nested metafictional character trap moved one metafictional layer down. In the instance's canon, unidentified humanoid is a Foundation operative using a nested metafictional character trap to subdue a metafictional entity corresponding to Montez. All layers of the in-universe nested metafictional character trap are of a pornographic nature. 163 pages. | Nested metafictional character trap found to no longer function, as a result of the narrative shift. |
4/8/2019 |
Pencil sketch of Alicia Montez. 5cm x 5cm. |
Pencil sketch of Alicia Montez engaging in intercourse with an unidentified humanoid. 8cm x 12cm. This can be considered a baseline visual result. | Montez vomited upon viewing instance. Testing halted; new testing protocols implemented to prevent Montez from viewing instances. |
4/9/2019 |
Pencil drawing of an equilateral triangle. 2cm x 2cm. |
Identical to previous test. | N/A |
4/9/2019 |
Mildly cognitohazardous pattern designed to block any sexual interest for a period of 8 hours. 1m x 1m. |
Mildly cognitohazardous pattern designed to permanently generate sexual interest in Alicia Montez. 3m x 3m. One employee exposed to cognitohazardous effect and transferred from Site-108 upon request. | Instance incinerated. |
4/9/2019 |
Video log consisting of Alicia Montez reading documentation on SCP-XXXX. 1 minute, 21 seconds. |
Pornographic video involving Alicia Montez and unidentified humanoid. 3 hours, 42 minutes, 8 seconds. This can be considered a baseline video result. | N/A |
4/10/2019 |
Video log consisting of Alicia Montez and an armed security guard sitting in an interview room. At the beginning of the log, Montez loudly proclaims their intent to interview any humanoid that enters the room. 8 minutes, 50 seconds. |
Pornographic video involving Alicia Montez, an unidentified humanoid, and a security guard. Security guard found not to be a Foundation employee. Montez is seen to interview the unidentified humanoid throughout the instance; humanoid's responses suggest it is sapient and has a rudimentary understanding of U.S. law. 5 hours, 2 minutes, 3 seconds. | Humanoid explains that it is a representation of the effect itself, which is also sapient. Documentation updated to reflect this. Following this test, an attempt to decommission SCP-XXXX on the grounds that its preservation would only serve to harm the Foundation and, specifically, the mental health of Alicia Montez was approved. |
4/12/2019 |
Legal document created by members of the Foundation's legal team and slightly edited by Alicia Montez. Document serves as a conceptual restraining order on SCP-XXXX, as well as a lawsuit demanding payment for psychological and informational damage caused by SCP-XXXX. 640 kb. |
Multi-media .exe file relating the events of a court case involving the original legal document, Alicia Montez and an unidentified humanoid. 3 tb. Plot loosely follows the procedure of a criminal case; notably, the jury is composed of other SCP objects whose documentation has been edited by Alicia Montez. Throughout the narrative, the unidentified humanoid becomes increasingly agitated; the narrative ends abruptly when the judge rules in favor of Montez and enforces the restraining order in perpetuity. Unlike all other instances, the file incorporates information in the form of text, images, audio, and video from multiple other pieces of media, including:
No part of the narrative was implicitly sexual in nature. |
File took upwards of 8 hours to open. Upon initially opening the file, $8,400 in cash manifested directly in front of the active computer monitor; this was found to correspond to the amount requested for damages in the original file. Following this test, SCP-XXXX has failed to manifest in 100% of cases. SCP-XXXX reclassified as Neutralized. |
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter-provisional
Special Containment Procedures: At this time, adequate containment procedures for SCP-XXXX cannot be devised. Due to the likely nature of the anomaly, it is currently unknown and indeterminable if SCP-XXXX has breached containment. In absence of known information regarding SCP-XXXX, Provisional Site-38 has been built around its last known location. Due to the unknown extent of the anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX, all Foundation agents on staff at Provisional Site-38 are to be periodically tested to determine if new information can be created or observed about them. If this is impossible, all affected individuals are to be classified as instances of SCP-XXXX, and Provisional Site-38 is to be put under permanent lockdown.
Description: SCP-XXXX was, and likely still is, the corpse of Foundation researcher Dr. Jonathan ██████. The possible anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX were discovered shortly after Dr. ██████'s death on 8/11/20██, when Foundation medical staff attempted to locate his body and found this to be impossible.
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Item #: SCP
Special Containment Procedures: Large-scale containment of SCP is considered to be impossible. Individual SCP instances are to be catalogued and hidden from the public in a manner that serves to preserve world normalcy.
Description: SCP is a term that refers to the concept of "anomalies", entities and phenomena that disobey the standard laws of the universe as we know them.
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Japanese words for "insect" and "brass knuckles".