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OMG BUDDY
Special Containment Procedure: Instances of SCP-XXXX-2 are to be removed from SCP-XXXX-1 and held within storage vault 24 at Site 73. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be held in storage vault 25 at site 73. Access to SCP-XXXX-1 requires level 1 credentials. SCP-XXXX-1 may be taken freely outside of the facility and be repurposed as gifts or personal keepsakes, as they contain no inherent anomalous properties. Access to SCP-XXXX-2 requires level 5 credentials and is to be used only in times when the Ethics Committee is unable to answer a moral quandary necessary to solve for the procession of the foundation as deemed by the O5 Council.
SCP-XXXX is to be contained via a continuous disinformation campaign convincing the general population that morality is subjective and there are no such things as objectively correct moral prescriptions. Any person not authorized or otherwise unable to possess knowledge of SCP-XXXX is to be anesthetized upon discovery of SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous phenomenon responsible for the existence of all morality in the universe. It is unknown how SCP-XXXX came into existence. It has been determined through testing that all prescriptive statements created by the harnessing and usage of SCP-XXXX appeal to the sense known as morality found in most humans. The existence of SCP-XXXX poses a cognitohazard to most individuals as the revelation that one's view of the subjectivity of morality can induce traumatic meltdowns by undermining one's core beliefs. Some, such as psychopaths and sociopaths are immune to such cognitohazard, lacking the morality needed to have such core beliefs.The phenomenon is most notably seen within the containment of a toy produced and sold by the Dr. Wondertainment Company, referred to by the SCP Foundation as SCP-XXXX-1, named by the Dr. Wondertainment as the Objective Morality Generating Buddy, and colloquially known as the OMG Buddy.
SCP-XXXX-2 are anomalous technological components believed to be created or discovered by Dr. Wondertainment Corporation for the purpose of creating a toy for market sale. SCP-XXXX-2 does not require a power input, nor is it a significant source of power, only able to sustain itself. It is unknown how SCP-XXXX-2 generates its power. Two terminals are found on instances of SCP-XXXX-2, these are known to be data inputs and outputs. It is unknown exactly how SCP-XXXX-2 interprets data, however research indicates that it is able to understand a variety of inputs including electrical data inputs from any microphone and understand the meaning of the input regardless of language, as well as understanding a variety of computer languages. When a question is asked of SCP-XXXX-2 through any form of electrical input the anomaly will remain dormant for a period of time before an output is received. The period of time before receiving an output seems to be determined by the moral complexity of the input. After such period SCP-XXXX-2 relays the objectively moral answer in a way in which the outputs connection will understand, either through audio of a language able to be understood by speakers of any language when hooked up to an audio output, or through characters of the same anomalous language, which when displayed on monitors are able to be understood by all, even those who are otherwise illiterate. It is unknown how SCP-XXXX-2 is able to produce these outputs or be cognizant of what form of output it is connected to.
SCP-XXXX-1 is an anomalous toy sold by Dr. Wondertainment. It is best described as an artificial toy resembling one of, or an amalgamation of, commonly known species which young children are drawn to keep as pets, such as rodents, canines, felines and insects, as well as more fantastical creatures such as a unicorn. There are many different forms of SCP-XXXX-1 that were made for market sale, each one has a distinct aura of wholesome kindness, making it an attractive purchase in the toy aisle. 3 Double A Batteries are required to power SCP-XXXX-1
The shell of the SCP-XXXX-1 is not known to contain any inherent anomalous properties. However, when SCP-XXXX-2 is inserted into the toys shell and connected to circuitry which controls the toys movement and artificial speech system the toy seems to gain some level of sapience. Furthermore, when SCP-XXXX-2 is placed within the shell of SCP-XXXX-1, the shell is given the ability to move in ways that the shell's animatronic movement systems should not allow for. This includes exhibiting properties of a living animal such as the ability to breath, eat, and talk despite having none of the interior faculties to conduct these functions; as well as the ability to move itself in an animalistic fashion. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 only exhibit these traits and abilities when powered by three Double A Batteries.
The anomalous toy is packaged similarly to instances SCP-2228. The boxes feature graphics of SCP-XXXX-1 respective to the style contained within alongside several examples of questions children can ask the toy, and the answers SCP-XXXX-1 would likely respond with. The underside of the box relays a message similar to the one found on the underside of SCP-2228, detailing the contents:
Object Class: Fun
Special Containment Procedures: All Future ethics committee members are to make keen use of the Objective Morality Generator Buddy™ for any and all ethical dilemmas they face at home!
Description: Learn all of the fun ways YOU can make the world a better place and prove those silly parents you DO know what’s best! We here at Dr. Wondertainment have searched far and wide across the magic lands beyond perception to bring to you, straight from the source of ALL universal morality, the Objective Morality Generator Buddy™.
Addendum: Dr. Wondertainment is not responsible for any physical or mental damage caused by use of The SCP Foundation’s Ethics Committee™ Objective Morality Generator Buddy™. Any statements produced by Objective Morality Generator™ do not necessarily reflect the views of Dr. Wondertainment. Ages 11+. Some assembly required. Batteries not included.
The SCP Foundation, SCP Foundation logo, and "Secure, Contain, Protect" are registered trademarks of the SCP Foundation. All rights reserved.
Object Class: Fun
Special Containment Procedures: All Future ethics committee members are to make keen use of the Objective Morality Generator Buddy™ for any and all ethical dilemmas they face at home!
Description: Learn all of the fun ways YOU can make the world a better place and prove those silly parents you DO know what’s best! We here at Dr. Wondertainment have searched far and wide across the magic lands beyond perception to bring to you, straight from the source of ALL universal morality, the Objective Morality Generator Buddy™.
Addendum: Dr. Wondertainment is not responsible for any physical or mental damage caused by use of The SCP Foundation’s Ethics Committee™ Objective Morality Generator Buddy™. Any statements produced by Objective Morality Generator™ do not necessarily reflect the views of Dr. Wondertainment. Ages 11+. Some assembly required. Batteries not included.
The SCP Foundation, SCP Foundation logo, and "Secure, Contain, Protect" are registered trademarks of the SCP Foundation. All rights reserved.
Recovery: Several instances of SCP-XXXX-1 were recovered after reports of the Dr. Wondertainment brand toys were received. The toys were removed from the shelves of stores worldwide and agents were sent to discreetly retrieve instances that had already been purchased. In the event that the toy had been purchased as a gift and had already left the buyer's custody the agents were authorized to question, interrogate or otherwise persuade the purchaser to provide information on the whereabouts of the instance of SCP-XXXX-1. After the initial retrieval period, . of SCP-XXXX-1 were recovered in events of suicide and homicide, investigated by the foundation after local authorities deemed a crime to have no logical motive. It is unknown how many instances of SCP-XXXX-1 were sold and how many of those are currently in circulation. Bilateral conference with Dr. Wondertainment has ensured no more instances of SCP-XXXX-1 or SCP-XXXX-2 are to be produced.
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