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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid1
Special Containment Procedures: An exclusion zone has been established around SCP-XXXX and is to be guarded at all times. Any civilians seeking to gain entry are to be turned away and placed under Foundation surveillance for two weeks. Any SCP-XXXX-1 instances found leaving SCP-XXXX are to be terminated. If SCP-XXXX-2 is confirmed to be beyond the perimeter surrounding SCP-XXXX, MTF-440 ("Muses") are to be sent for retrieval.
Update as of 2018/11/10: The exclusion zone around SCP-XXXX has been extended by 30m and Scantron Reality Anchors placed around the perimeter. The stretch of Parker Road that lies within the new exclusion zone is to be diverted under the cover story of construction work.
Further experiments with fungal samples are not allowed at this time.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a theatre in the abandoned town of Dwelling, Ohio. SCP-XXXX’s anomalous effect is triggered when a human subject is seated in a theater seat, causing the subject to lose all higher cognitive functions and autonomy. Subjects at this stage are designated SCP-XXXX-1. Any human entering SCP-XXXX are greeted by an SCP-XXXX-1 instance dressed in an usher uniform, hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-2, and led to a seat.
Exploration Log
Date: 2018/10/09
D-54392 was sent to investigate the interior of SCP-XXXX. A body mounted camera and microphone were supplied.
<Begin Log>
[The exterior of SCP-XXXX is deprecated except for the front doors.]
Control: D-54392, enter through the front theatre doors.
D-54392: It's just a theatre. What's the deal?
Control: That's what you're here to find out.
D-54392: So, you guys have no idea what's in there?
Control: (dryly) D-54392, please enter the theatre.
[D-54392 sighs and enters SCP-XXXX. The interior is pristine.]
D-54392: Huh that's weird.
Control: D-54392, report?
D-54392: This is a theatre but I don't smell or hear popcorn.
[Lights turn on as D-54392 walks toward the ticket booth. The narrow view of the camera follows D-54392's movements as it sweeps across an empty entry way. SCP-XXXX-2 pops up from under the ticket booth desk.]
SCP-XXXX-2: Welcome to Dwelling theatre! What movie are you lookin' to see?
D-54392: (confused) Uh? I don't know? What do you guys have?
SCP-XXXX-2: (points to the marquee above it) This is our current selection of movies. We at Dwelling Theatre specialize in sleeper hits!
D-54392: (perusing the movies listed) Yeah uh… I guess I'll watch 'Johnny Mnemonic', I haven't seen it in decades!
SCP-XXXX-2: (nods) Follow me if you will!
[SCP-XXXX-2 leaves the booth without giving D-54392 a ticket and leads him down a well-lit hallway. Movie posters from the 80s and 90s line the hallway. They appear new.]
D-54392: (nervous) So, you do this for a living?
SCP-XXXX-2: Yes! It's my greatest joy!
D-54392: Have you uh, seen anything weird going on here?
SCP-XXXX-2: Other than the few kids sneaking in?
D-54392: Yeah.
SCP-XXXX-2: Nothing really.
[They reach the entryway for the room showing 'Johnny Mnemonic'. SCP-XXXX-2 turns on its flashlight and leads D-54392 into the show room. The room is dark and lit by a gray theatre screen. Light from the screen and SCP-XXXX-2's flashlight shows the theatre to be three quarters full.]
Control: D-54392, see if you can get a closer look at the patrons.
D-54392: (speaks to SCP-XXXX-2) Uh, so why is the screen blank? Isn't there supposed to be intro adverts for upcoming mo-
SCP-XXXX-1: Shh! The movie is about to start!
D-54392: Sorry.
SCP-XXXX-2: Here's your seat sir!
[SCP-XXXX-2 gestures at an empty seat. Nearby patrons turn their heads watching D-54392 find his seat. D-54392 takes a seat. Squelching, wet sounds are heard on the recording.]
SCP-XXXX-2: Enjoy the movie! (leaves)
Control: D-54392, what was that sound?
D-54392: …
Control: D-54392, respond. What was that sound?
D-54392: …
Control: D-54392, please respond.
D-54392: …
[Control attempts to communicate with D-54392 without success over the next hour. However, D-54392's camera continues recording until its internal battery dies. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 and the screen exhibit no change over the course of 16 hours.]
<End Log>
Exploration Log
Date: 2018/10/12
After the initial exploration, D-40913 was sent and told not to sit in a theatre seat. D-40913 was told to excuse herself after entering the show room.
<Begin Log>
[D-40913 enters the building.]
SCP-XXXX-2: (pops up from under the ticket booth desk) Hello there! Wow, gosh, we've been busier than usual!
D-40913: Yeah, hi.
SCP-XXXX-2: What movie are you lookin' to see? (gestures to the marquee)
Control: Tell it that you want to see 'Johnny Mnemonic'.
D-40913: (speaks to Control) That really old movie from the 90s?
SCP-XXXX-2: (laughs) Yes but which one?
Control: It doesn't know you're wired. Refrain from talking to us.
D-40913: (nods) I'd like to see 'Johnny Mnemonic'.
SCP-XXXX-2: Certainly! Boy, oh boy, that movie has been oddly popular!
D-40913: Yeah, I hear it's one of the greatest movies ever.
[They head toward the show room.]
Control: Ask it when it had a new patron last.
D-40913: You said it's gotten busier.
SCP-XXXX-2: Yes? It has.
D-40913: When was your last new patron?
SCP-XXXX-2: Just a few days ago actually!
[SCP-XXXX-2 ushers D-40913 to the show room and leads her to a seat. Her camera passes an aisle where an SCP-XXXX-1 instance sits in a bright orange, jumpsuit. Its head moves following D-40913 and SCP-XXXX-2.]
Control: (covers mic) Is that-(indecipherable) Ok. (uncovers mic) D-40913, excuse yourself to the restroom.
D-40913: Oh… I just realized that I should go to the bathroom before the movie starts.
SCP-XXXX-2: You don't want to take your seat?
D-40913: Yeah, I want to take my seat, on the toilet.
SCP-XXXX-1: Shhh! The movie is about to start.
SCP-XXXX-2: (whispers) You'd miss the beginning of the movie.
D-40913: (muttering to Control) Why is he arguing?
SCP-XXXX-2: (grins and tilts his head to the side) What was that? I didn't catch it.
[D-40913 backs away slowly. More instances of SCP-XXXX-1 turn their heads and watch. A few instances' heads turn 180 degrees to watch D-40913.]
Control: D-40913, abort and head to the extraction point!
[Breathing heavily, she turns to run. An instance of SCP-XXXX-1 blocks the path.]
SCP-XXXX-1: (cocks head to the side) Where are you going? The movie is about to start.
[She screams and pushes past. Fibers similar in appearance to mycelium2 attach itself to D-40913's shoulder.]
D-40913: Gross! What the hell?
Control: D-40913 stay calm and get out of there!
[She manages to push past the anomaly but from the aisle seats arms reach out trying to grab her as she runs past. At the top of the stairs she encounters more SCP-XXXX-1 instances. They cock their heads to the side. One of them speaks.]
SCP-XXXX-1: Where are you going? The movie is about to start.
[D-40913 screams as she tries to break past the block. The instances grab her and pull her toward a seat. She struggles and punches an instance in the face. Its nose snaps but it doesn't react otherwise. Black blood drips from its nose. The instances repeat themselves as they force D-40913 into a chair. A squishy, ripping sound is heard from outside the field of view. The camera jerks but continues to face forward.]
Control: D-40913? Respond! D-40913?
D-40913: …
[SCP-XXXX-2 makes its way up the stairs. Instances clear out of its path and then return to their seats. Loud, squishy noises are heard as the instances sit. D-40913's camera captures the anomalies in front of her. Fibers from the backs of the chairs and from the backs of SCP-XXXX-1 instances merge. Smiling, SCP-XXXX-2 approaches D-40913.]
SCP-XXXX-2: Whoever you are, I would like to thank you for sending me more patrons!
[It reaches inside of D-40913's front pocket and tears out the camera. SCP-XXXX-2 looks into the camera, its eyes are gray.]
SCP-XXXX-2: I hope you send me more patrons soon.
[Recording cuts out.]
<End Log>
SCP-XXXX-1 instances captured on D-40913's camera matched descriptions of Larry Wheeler, Samantha Brown, and Jude Hart who were all reported missing in 1989, 1992 and 1994 respectively.
Exploration Log
Mobile Task Force Assigned: MTF-440 "Muses"
Task Force: "Melpomene", "Thalia"
Date: 2018/10/17
Due to SCP-XXXX-2's knowledge of the Foundation's operations and aggression by SCP-XXXX-1 instances, "Muses" was sent for further exploration. Their orders were data collection and retrieval of lost personnel if possible. The following recording was retrieved at a later date.
<Begin Log>
Melpomene: Control, we've reached the target location.
[Static.]
Melpomene: Control?
[Static.]
Thalia: How do we proceed?
Melpomene: Lets back track a safe distance and reestablish communications.
[They retreat back a safe distance and establish contact with Control. It's decided that "Muses" proceed with caution.]
["Muses" enter the theatre through the front door. Expecting hostility, they ready their firearms. As in previous explorations, the entryway is pristine and the lights turn on as they walk into the building. They cautiously approach the ticket stand.]
SCP-XXXX-2: (slowly pops up from under the desk) Hello hello! I knew you'd send me more patrons! But there is a strict no firearms policy while in the theatre.
[Melpomene opens her mouth to speak.]
SCP-XXXX-2: (interrupting Melpomene) I'm afraid I'll have to take those.
[Mycelium spreads over their firearms. Melpomene and Thalia try their weapons.]
SCP-XXXX-2: Nope! No can do! Not in my theatre. (laughs)
[The firearms dissolve in the operatives' hands.]
Thalia: Well shit!
[Melpomene throws a punch. SCP-XXXX-2 dodges.]
SCP-XXXX-2: Tsk, tsk! (shakes head) There shall be no violence in my theatre as well.
[Momentarily lights in the main entryway are cut. When the lights come back SCP-XXXX-2 is nowhere to be seen.]
SCP-XXXX-2: (incorporeal) How about this? I let you come and see a movie without a ticket, eh?
Thalia: (yelling) We aren't here to see a movie!
Melpomene: (calmly) Thalia check the booth, concession stand and restroom. I'm checking the hallways and show rooms.
[Thalia nods as she carefully inspects the booth while Melpomene cautiously walks down the hallway. The movie posters have changed to 'Dawn of the Living Dead', 'The Sixth Sense', 'Stephen King's IT', 'Arachnolagophobia' and other 80s-90s horror films.]
[Thalia inspects the ticket booth. She finds it empty.]
Thalia: Wow that sure is weird? No tickets, no register, no seat? I thought there'd at least be food crumbs.
[She leaves the ticket booth and heads for the concession stand.]
Thalia: Hope I find some popcorn. (laughs to herself)
[Reaching the concession stand, she finds it's also empty.]
Thalia: Well damn what kinda two-bit theatre is this? No popcorn?
[A loud slapping sound comes from the restrooms.]
Thalia: (sighs) Of course.
[She heads to the restrooms. Reflexively she reaches for her gun. She curses under her breath. Instead, she pulls out a hunting knife.]
Thalia: (chuckles) Fucker didn't take my knife.
[As she approaches the restroom the sounds get louder. She identifies the sounds coming from the men's room. Peeking her head around the corner, the camera pans the room.]
[The restroom is lit and empty. She cautiously enters the room. The sounds stop. Thalia takes a deep breath and kicks down the first stall door. It's empty. She kicks down the next stall door. A raccoon screams and sprints out of the restroom.]
Thalia: (surprised) That's fucking bizarre.
[Melpomene makes her way down the hall toward the show room with the marquee 'Dawn of the Living Dead'.3 She turns her body mounted light on and enters the room. The theatre is close to full. Amongst the crowd are two bright orange jumpsuits.]
[The movie screen is blank as seen in prior recordings. SCP-XXXX-1 instances are motionless and remain facing the screen. Melpomene breathes heavily as she slowly steps down the stairs. Keeping an eye on the SCP-XXXX-1 instances, she approaches the nearest one.]
[She closely inspects the instance.4 Melpomene removes medical latex gloves from her side-pouch and gently pushes the instance forward. The instance's back peels away from the seat. Both the seat and the instance are connected via fibrous threads. Ripping and tearing sounds are recorded. Melpomene gags.]
[She takes a sample of the mycelium and places it in her kit. A loud, ripping sound is recorded off camera. Melpomene turns toward the noise and sees an instance standing. Mycelium hangs from its back.]
SCP-XXXX-1: Where are you going? The movie is about to start.
[Melpomene doesn't respond. Instead she turns around and walks out of the show room. More tearing sounds are recorded out of view. At the end of the hallway stands SCP-XXXX-2.]
SCP-XXXX-2: Leaving so soon? The movie is about to start you know.
[Melpomene looks at the other end of the hallway. It's a dead end. She turns back to SCP-XXXX-2 who is slowly walking towards her.]
SCP-XXXX-2: This is the most active the theatre has been since the town became my patrons.
[Thalia sneaks behind SCP-XXXX-2. Mumbling is heard from inside the show room. The squelching, ripping sounds get louder.]
SCP-XXXX-2: I've been getting one patron every other year for the past three decades. So whoever you are, thank you for your patronage. I've been quite famished.
[Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 exit the show room.]
SCP-XXXX-1: Where are you going? The movie is about to start.
[Melpomene approaches SCP-XXXX-2 while Thalia approaches it from behind.].
[SCP-XXXX-1 instances slowly leave the show room. They follow Melpomene.]
[Thalia jumps SCP-XXXX-2 and slits its throat. Black tar gushes from the cut. SCP-XXXX-2 falls to its knees. It clutches its throat and gags while trying to talk.]
[Melpomene sprints past SCP-XXXX-2 with Thalia leading the way. They enter into the main entryway with the sounds of footsteps behind them.]
[The operatives reach the front door and find that it's locked. Gurgling and laughter are heard from behind. They turn and the video feed shows SCP-XXXX-2 clutching its throat and attempting to speak. SCP-XXXX-1 instances file behind SCP-XXXX-2.]
SCP-XXXX-2: (gurgles) This is m- theatre. Y- thin' y- c-n leave?
[The instance laughs as more black tar sprays from its cut.]
Melpomene: Fuck. This.
[She grabs a nearby bench and with Thalia's help they smash a window.]
SCP-XXXX-2: (cackles) C-me bac' s-n!
[The operatives sprint away from the theatre. Once out of the town's boundary Melpomene calls for back-up requesting anomalous hazardous retrieval.]
<End Log>
"Muses" are retrieved on the outskirts of town. They were placed in quarantine for two weeks in the event that SCP-XXXX's anomalous nature is infectious.
Tests were conducted on the retrieved samples. The black fluid obtained from Thalia's knife was found to be black mold, although liquified. The mycelium was grafted onto the back of another D-Class, D-95804.
| Days since infection | Notes |
| Initial 24 hours |
Grafting of fungi successful. |
| 2 days |
Fungi spreads on D-95804's back. Subject complains of itchiness. |
| 4 days |
Fibrous strands grow from D-95804's back. The subject is less responsive than usual. |
| 5 days |
D-95804 no longer responds to any outside stimuli. |
| 6 days |
An MRI is performed on D-95804. Despite neural scans showing no neurological activity, D-95804's body functions normally. |
| 7 days |
Squishy sounds are recorded and fibrous, mycelium is attached to both D-95804 and the bed. D-95804 is moved to a non-anomalous theatre chair for further testing. |
| 9 days |
After more than 24 hours of no noticeable difference, D-95804 begins to speak. An interview was conducted through the PA system in D-95804's cell. Video and audio were recorded. |
Interview Log
Interviewer: Researcher Davis
Interviewee: D-95804
Date: 2018/10/27
<Begin Log>
Davis: Good afternoon D-95804.
D-95804: (mumbles)
Davis: (clears throat) Ok so, do you remember the events of the last week?
D-95804: I wake up in a strange white room.
[Davis types on his laptop.]
Davis: Go on.
D-95804: I haven't been outside of the theatre in over 30 years.
Davis: (stops typing) Can you repeat that?
D-95804: From the theatre I can only reach so far. But you've given me another patron! Outside of myself even. I must thank you again for providing me with patrons.
Davis: (resumes typing) Am I speaking with an SCP-XXXX-1 instance?
D-95804: Is that what you've decided to name me?
[Davis continues typing on his keyboard ignoring the instance's question.]
SCP-XXXX-1: (laughs) It's no matter. You men in black can call me whatever you want. I'm just appreciative that you've fed me.
Davis: What do you mean by 'fed'?
SCP-XXXX-1: I have more energy to reach out and interact with this new reality.
Davis: Are you SCP-XXXX then, the theatre? Or something else?
SCP-XXXX-1: I'm merely an avatar of the theatre. I am a liaison of sorts.
[Davis finishes typing and excuses himself.]
Davis: Thank you for your time and cooperation SCP-XXXX-1.
SCP-XXXX-1: So soon? (chuckles) Please send me more patrons. It's so nice to see my theatre alive again.
<End Log>
The subject refused to speak further after the interview concluded. Amnestics were administered on D-95804 to no effect. 3 days after the initial interview with SCP-XXXX-1, D-95804 began to decompose.
On 2018/10/31 at 05:41 EST Lisa Gilbert, a paranormal investigator, by passed security personnel and entered SCP-XXXX. MTF-440 was sent to attempt retrieval and were equipped with Kant counters5.
Exploration Log
Mobile Task Force Assigned: MTF-440 "Muses"
Task Force: "Melpomene", "Thalia", "Urania", "Clio"
Date: 2018/10/31
Time: 07:12 EST
<Begin Log>
["Muses" hike into the town from the drop-off point. As expected they lose contact with Control. The morning is overcast and misty. Clio, Melpomene, and Urania make way to SCP-XXXX to retrieve Lisa Gilbert. Thalia is left to set up Kant counters around the perimeter.]
[Thalia turns on a counter. It reads 1.00 Humes6.]
Thalia: (over the radio) Lookin' good over here boss!
Clio: (places a Kant counter at the entrance to SCP-XXXX) All set!
Urania: Excellent. Clio, scout around the back of the theatre. Report anything suspicious.
Melpomene: It's quiet.
Urania: What do you mean?
Melpomene: There were sounds of birds and raccoons during the last mission.
[Urania and Melpomene ready to breach the front doors. The windows of SCP-XXXX are intact. Urania attempts to kick down the door. She fails. Her and Melpomene attempt to pull and push the door open. It remains closed.]
Melpomene: (over the radio) Clio are you able to find an entry point around the back?
Clio: Negative.
Melpomene: Thalia and I were able to break a window the last time.
Urania: Is the theatre able to regenerate itself?
Melpomene: I'm not sure but after seeing the interior and what the usher is capable of, I don't doubt it.
SCP-XXXX-2: Did I hear a man in black call for me?
[Melpomene and Urania look at the front door. The video feed shows the doors open and SCP-XXXX-2 standing at the doorframe. Behind it are roughly 10 instances of SCP-XXXX-1.]
SCP-XXXX-2: Or should I say woman in black?
Urania: (over the radio to Clio) We found the usher! Report!
Melpomene: Long time no see.
SCP-XXXX-2: Yes quite. Lovely to see you back! And you've brought a new patron!
[Urania inspects the counter. The Hume levels drop to 0.80. SCP-XXXX-2 takes a step out of the theatre. As it does tendrils of mycelium similar in pattern to the carpet extend making a path for SCP-XXXX-2.]
SCP-XXXX-2: (gestures to the Kant counter) Looks like the men- excuse me- women in black have brought their weird science.
[Urania and Melpomene reach for their guns.]
SCP-XXXX-2: Really? Again? (laughs) Nonetheless, you've brought even more patrons!
[Humes drop to 0.72. Melpomene and Urania back away from SCP-XXXX-2. Fibrous growths reach around the equipment. The counter now reads 0.53 Humes.]
Urania: Where is Lisa Gilbert?
SCP-XXXX-2: (laughs and gestures to an SCP-XXXX-1 instance behind it) Well, she's right here!
[The SCP-XXXX-1 instance matches descriptions of Lisa Gilbert.]
Melpomene: (to Urania) Do we proceed with retrieval?
[Mycelium continues to grow outwards toward the operatives.]
SCP-XXXX-2: (grins) Bold of you to assume that you can save her. She's mine now. Or ours. Rather.
[Clio's video feed captures her running through the side alley. Mycelium grows in front of her. Under her breath she cusses and pulls out her knife. Cutting through the mycelium she reaches the front of SCP-XXXX. At the same time as Clio cuts the mycelium SCP-XXXX-2 shouts as if in pain.]
SCP-XXXX-2: (doubling over) Ouchie! Who's doing that? (sees Clio sprint past him) OH! Another patron!
[Mycelium rapidly grows and wraps around Clio's ankle.]
SCP-XXXX-2: -and she's mine now too!
[Clio yelps and swings her knife at the mycelium. Melpomene and Urania replace their guns with knifes and help Clio.]
[SCP-XXXX-2 doubles over in pain again; the growth of mycelium slows. The operatives help Clio. Propping Clio up, Urania and Melpomene sprint away from SCP-XXXX.]
[Melpomene's video briefly records the Kant counter reading 0.19 Humes. When SCP-XXXX-2 regains composure the fungi spreads faster. SCP-XXXX-2 walks out to the middle of the road, following "Muses".]
SCP-XXXX-2: (shouts) Where are you going? The movie is about to start!
[Fungi spreads faster. SCP-XXXX-2 cackles. Sounds of crunching metal come from behind. Urania turns around, her video records the Kant counter crushing as the fibers spread. The mycelium wraps around buildings and cars carpeting the city in fibrous growth.]
[The operatives remain silent as they run past the town's boundary and meet with Thalia. Thalia's feed captures the mycelium stopping abruptly at the town boundary and the Kant counter reads 0.99 Humes. Breathing heavily, Urania radios for retrieval.]
SCP-XXXX-2: (yells) Send more patrons soon, women in black!
Provided below are forum logs pertaining to Lisa Gilbert's investigation of Dwelling, Ohio and SCP-XXXX.
not-so-modest-mouse 10/27/2018 (Day) 23:11:24 #54789321
ok. so. ive lived in mercer for my whole life, and yea i know you cant find it on a map, its a small township. yea. i know. it sucks. anyway, ive lived here my WHOLE LIFE and i know every other small town, village, and township and i have NEVER come across the town of dwelling. it like. just showed up one day?
i was mudding down the back roads with my buds when we zipped past a town with a sign that read "welcome to dwelling"
in the distance was a deprecate town that i never saw before
anyway, i shrugged it off until late last night, i decided to go to the town, but i couldnt bring myself to cross the town line
something felt off
i just wanted to share this with you guys
because im pretty shook
jortsMcGee 10/27/2018 (Day) 23:26:17 #54789322
Hey so, I'm not your baby sitter or anything, but you should totally go check it out! Sounds like fun!
not-so-modest-mouse 10/27/2018 (Day) 23:44:36 #54789323
im thinkin of doin that, but im going to do some research first because like, what if im walking into a trap or an alternate dimension or something?
jortMcGee 10/28/2018 (Day) 00:03:47 #54789324
OP where are you from?
not-so-modest-mouse 10/28/2018 (Day) 00:10:05 #54789325
ohio
gracee_sleek 10/28/2018 (Day) 00:23:14 #54789326
LMAO isnt that already an alternate dimension?
not-so-modest-mouse 10/28/2018 (Day) 00:31:02 #54789327
…yea youre right.
anyway, im going to the library tomorrow to find any old school documents on dwelling
jortsMcGee 10/28/2018 (Day) 00:56:17 #54789328
Godspeed o7
gracee_sleek 10/28/2018 (Day) 00:58:05 #54789329
what a nerd, just go to the town already
not-so-modest-mouse 10/28/2018 (Day) 23:10:08 #54789330
alright so i went to the library. theres a TON of info on dwelling! but when i asked the librarian about dwelling she looked at me like i had two heads! shes never heard of that town before! i showed her the records and she just shrugged. said it mustve been an old township that was abandonded for quite some time. but i asked her how no one has noticed it before now! she said someone surely has but paid it no mind, its not important she said and shrugged it off.
like no??? im not accepting this. its not just some "ghost town", i mean, like it IS a ghost town but where did it come from? is it from here? whats it doing here?
jortsMcGee 10/28/2018 (Day) 23:16:12 #54789331
OP like I said before, you should totally go check it out. Have you gone paranormal hunting before? Because if not, take some provisions with you. A flashlight, a notebook, a spirit box, your phone, a battery pack, your phone cable (duh), some MREs or protein bars, a bottle of water, a bottle of holy water, and maybe a cross.
not-so-modest-mouse 10/28/2018 (Day) 23:19:57 #54789332
a bottle of water, and maybe a cross.
hahahaah no.
anyway im taking the rest of this with me and ill record my findings! wish me luck! and if you dont hear back from me in the next day or so tell my wife i said hello!
jortsMcGee 10/31/2018 (Day) 22:11:43 #54789333
Well, OP hasn't been active in two days so…
gracee_sleek 10/31/2018 (Day) 22:23:15 #54789334
lol we tell her wife 'Hello!'
bunbun 10/31/2018 (Day) 22:25:13 #54789335
b srs bout this, she may b fuggin ded
not-so-modest-mouse 11/02/2018 (Day) 21:23:58 #54789336
hey guys! sorry it took me so long to get back! im doin alright, and really? the librarian was right. its just some dusty ghost town.
jortsMcGee 11/02/2018 (Day) 21:25:48 #54789337
Dude! You can't just say what you said, disappear for two days, and then return saying "im doin alright"! There's more to this! What happened?
not-so-modest-mouse 11/02/2018 (Day) 21:39:41 #54789338
i had to study for my finals you fuckin loser
bunbun 11/02/2018 (Day) 21:46:11 #54789339
😂😂😂
she fuggin told u
A second sample of fungi was grafted onto D-74893 to conduct another interview with an SCP-XXXX-1 instance. The same set-up was used as before.
Interview Log
Interviewer: Researcher Davis
Interviewee: D-74893
Date: 2018/11/10
<Begin Log>
Davis: How are you feeling this evening D-74893?
D-74893: Oh please Davis, you know who I am by now.
Davis: (clears throat) SCP-XXXX-1 there are a few questions that I need to ask.
SCP-XXXX-1: Well, obviously! You called me here. Go ahead and shoot.
Davis: Who are you and where are you from?
SCP-XXXX-1: (laughs) I told you before that I am the avatar of the theatre. In all senses, I am the theatre. I'm from Dwelling, Ohio.
Davis: I understand your current location is in Dwelling, but where were you before this?
SCP-XXXX-1: I don't know what you mean? I've always been in Dwelling.
Davis: We've never had records of Dwelling, Ohio on our DeepWell servers. As of 2018, records outside of DeepWell state that the town was founded in 1891.
[Silence.]
Davis: Where was Dwelling before now?
SCP-XXXX-1: (places hand on chin) Ok, well. I move from reality to reality. (leans over table) I send out my tendrils and when I find a reality that's suitable, I merge with it.
Davis: (typing) What do you mean by merge?
SCP-XXXX-1: Yes, like play-doh against a cheese grater.
Davis: (confused) Would you say that you've merged with the town of Dwelling?
SCP-XXXX-1: (laughs) Absolutely!
Davis: Why did you merge with the entire town?
SCP-XXXX-1: Well, I would've merged with the entire state of Ohio but I started to starve before I could do so. So I sent my tendrils out to find new patrons. (pauses) And here I am! In this new reality I might be able to merge after all.
Davis: This will be enough for now. Thank you SCP-XXXX-1 for your cooperation.
SCP-XXXX-1: After all that you've done for me? Certainly!
<End Log>
After the interview concluded Hume readings from the perimeter of Dwelling, Ohio dropped from 0.99 to 0.72 Humes. A billboard appeared on Parker Road7 reading "Watch sleeper hits at the Dwelling Theatre!". SCP-XXXX has been reclassified as the town of Dwelling, Ohio.
