AuxliterateVile

Item# 5403 "What do you think I poop out money?"

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:
It is kept in a housing type containment that's 5mx7m with a bathroom, and furniture. The toilet is to be cleaned on a by weakly basis. It is also supplied with a TV and security cameras in all corners of the containment chamber.

Description:
It is a 1.8m tall male humanoid, that goes by the name ████. When time it goes to the bathroom, it's feces are observed to be money. Usually American 20 - 5 dollar bills, sometimes there are 1,000 yen notes. It was first discovered in ████████ house, because there were reports of someone with a cash printer. Later when the house was raided, it was discovered that there were bills inside the toilet and some hanging out to dry outside in the backyard. It is observed to have an average of 10 bills every time it goes to the bathroom.

Addendum 5403-A
It was questioned what would happen if it would to have diarrhea. So after eating he went to the bathroom, later it appeared that there was 20, 100 USD, and 30, 1000 yen notes.

Addendum 5403-B
It has been observed that in different places it's feces will change, in the USA it is observed to be mostly USD, in Japan it is mostly yen, and in Canada it is Canadian Dollars.

Addendum 5403-C
When it impregnated a female it appears that the DNA passed on to it's children, after the babies feces turned into ███ type of money.

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It appears I have found the password to my long lost account.
So the sandbox will belong to: Archived.