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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX-A is to be contained in a standard secure locker and is only to be removed for testing when approved by a Level 3 or above researcher. Subjects affected by any instance of SCP-XXXX-B that begin to show anomalous effects and creatures created by SCP-XXXX-B are to be labeled SCP-XXXX-C detained in a standard humanoid containment cell. If SCP-XXXX-B effects do not wear off after 1 month, affected subjects are to be terminated.
Description:
SCP-XXXX-A is a wooden crate measuring .5 meters tall and 2 meters wide on either side. At 12:00 AM every morning relative to the area's time zone, SCP-XXXX-A will produce 16 instances of SCP-XXXX-B. Instances of SCP-XXXX-B are standard 12 fluid ounce aerosol spray cans, and are considered dangerous until the exact effects of the fluid inside is known. Every batch of SCP-XXXX-B is branded with a random name, mascot, and company name as well as containing an anomalous fluid on the inside with random effects based on the name. SCP-XXXX-B instances cannot be damaged until the next day, wherein they lose all branding and any retained anomalous liquid, at which point it is no longer considered an SCP and can be disposed of in a standard waste disposal unit. Any SCP-XXXX-B instances that remain inside SCP-XXXX-A when midnight strikes will be instantly destroyed to make room for the next batch.
SCP-XXXX-B instances, when branded with one, have 3 major 'mascots' that can be used to determine the effects of the liquid inside when paired with the title. These 'mascots' and their effects should be memorized by staff conducting experiments on SCP-XXXX-B instances. SCP-XXXX-B may also appear with no branding, and simply have a black label with white text with a generic name, these cans are not anomalous outside of their indestructibility and function exactly how a can of the described substance should. If the can describes an anomalous fluid while in an unbranded state, it will always come out as water.
Dr. L. T. Rahl is the most common mascot, appearing on 67% of tested SCP-XXXX-B canisters. He appears as a stereotypical 'mad doctor', wearing a lab coat, oversized goggles, and bright green gloves to contrast the pink background he usually comes with. Along with this, he has a long white beard and matching hair that is always pointing upwards in spikes. As his name implies, the products that he appears on have their labeling taken literally. Example: "Dr. L. T. Rahl's Bug Spray" creating a puddle of anomalous liquid that quickly formed into several insects and arachnids generally considered to be common household pests.
Contrary Canary is the second most common mascot, and appears as a bright pink and red canary paired with a contrasting green background. SCP-XXXX-B products that she appears on do the exact opposite of what the label describes. Example: "Contrary Canary's Super Densifier" spraying an anomalous fluid that makes objects float. Any Contrary Canary products also come with a tag describing them as a "Joke Product" that should not be used seriously. This tag also disappears with the rest of the branding.
Foody Fox is the least common, and appears as a blue and purple fox wearing glasses that is perpetually eating or holding a slice of pie with red filling. SCP-XXXX-B products that he appears on always relate to food in some way shape or form, even if the label is not related to food. Example: "Foody Fox's Town Maker" creates a puddle of sweet smelling anomalous fluid that, after a few seconds, changes into a gingerbread town. All SCP-XXXX-B instances featuring Foody Fox are stamped with a "DFA APPROVED" sign on the bottom, most likely a play on the FDA.
Addendum: Experiments on SCP-XXXX-B instances are listed below.
Experiment Log 1
Name: Contrary Canary's Make-a-Cake Spray
Test:
D-XXXX introduced into standard testing chamber, an instance of SCP-XXXX-B had been placed on a provided table.
D-XXXX: "So, what's with the can? Is this gonna be deadly?"
Dr. ████: "SCP-XXXX-B is considered a safe class SCP, so far the most harm it has done is make insects appear out of nowhere, and you aren't allergic to much according to your documents so you should be fine. Just read the label."
D-XXXX approaches the table and picks up SCP-XXXX-B and reads the label out loud.
D-XXXX: "Contrary Canary's Make-a-Cake Spray? You mean this spray can makes cakes?!"
Dr. ████: "Most likely, though we haven't yet encountered a brand name of 'Contrary Canary', so do be wary of it's effects."
D-XXXX shrugs and points the canister towards his mouth and presses the release button.
D-XXXX immediately drops the can and began to scream and cough up blood, D-XXXX was pronounced dead when medical staff managed to get to him, dying from the substance melting through his esophagus and multiple major arteries.
Researcher's Note:
How is the opposite of cake highly corrosive acid?!
That shit melted through the concrete floor in seconds!
Experiment Log 2
Name: Contrary Canary's Diamond Melter
Test:
D-XXXX introduced into standard testing chamber, as usual a SCP-XXXX-B instance had been placed on a provided table, along with a diamond on a stand.
D-XXXX went over to inspect the can.
D-XXXX: "A diamond melter? May as well try it out, that's what I'm supposed to do, right?"
Dr. ████: "That is correct."
D-XXXX picked the can up and aimed it towards the diamond before spraying.
SCP-XXXX-B created a bright red balloon from it's nozzle.
D-XXXX was dismissed after 4 more failed attempts at melting the diamond.
Researcher's Note:
A balloon.
Why is the opposite of a diamond melting spray a balloon?
Experiment Log 3
Name: Dr. L. T. Rahl's Body Spray
Test:
D-XXXX introduced into testing chamber with SCP-XXXX-B on a provided table.
D-XXXX immediately picks up the can and inspects it.
D-XXXX: "Dr… Literal? Okay what is this gonna do?"
Dr. ████: "We do not know, that is what you are testing. Now spray the can on the ground."
D-XXXX grumbles before complying, the resulting puddle began shaking.
After approximately 12 seconds of wavering, the puddle formed into a naked replica of D-XXXX, both of whom began screaming.
Replica of D-XXXX designated as SCP-XXXX-C.
SCP-XXXX-C survived for 4 hours before melting, presumably painfully, back into it's liquid state before evaporating.
Researcher's Note:
Well, I'd be lying if I said I didn't expect something like that.
The execution, though, would give any sane man nightmares.
We should probably give D-XXXX a therapist.
Experiment Log 4
Name: Dr. L. T. Rahl's Shaving Cream
Test:
D-XXXX deprived of razor access for the day before being introduced to the standard testing environment, SCP-XXXX-B sitting on a table next to a razor.
D-XXXX: "So I'm just supposed to use this shaving cream? What's the catch, doc?"
Dr. ████: "The shaving cream will most likely have anomalous properties, but try to use it as you would normally."
D-XXXX: "How dangerous is it?"
Dr. ████: "It should be fine, now use the cream."
D-XXXX picks up the can and sprays it on their chin before beginning to laugh.
D-XXXX: "Hoooooly shihihihiit that tickles! Oh god that reaally tickles! Oh, oh OW! OW FUCK!"
D-XXXX begins to bleed and rubs the shaving cream off, revealing a lack of stubble and a few minor lacerations compliant with marks found on victims of razor cuts.
D-XXXX removed from testing environment and treated with basic antiseptics.
Researcher's Note:
I have to admit, I expected it to turn into a razor.
Experiment Log 5
Name: Foody Fox's Flamethrower Fiasco… In a Can!
Test:
D-XXXX introduced into standard testing chamber, as usual the can of SCP-XXXX-B is resting on a table, this time one purposefully made of wood.
D-XXXX examines the can, and before waiting for instructions, immediately attempts burning the table.
The can spews out a liquid onto the table which soon condenses into non-anomalous sugar cookies shaped like the three mascots, fire, and gas tanks.
Attempted removal of D-XXXX goes wrong after SCP-XXXX-B is used as a weapon to blind facility guards and researchers, causing significant damage to the facial region as cookies appear even if there is no room.
D-XXXX terminated via heavy gunfire.
4 casualties.
12 injured.
Researcher's Note:
Who knew cookies could be used as weapons?
From now on we need to increase security during testing so another incident like this
doesn't occur again.
Experiment Log 6
Name: Contrary Canary's Matter in a Can!
Test:
D-XXXX introduced into testing environment, same setup as usual.
Dr. ████: "Please pick up the can and spray it, be careful."
D-XXXX cooperates and carefully presses the release button.
Both D-XXXX and a significant portion of the room are annihilated by the resulting explosion.
Researcher's Note:
We really should have expected the result to be antimatter.
Why did we not expect the result to be antimatter?
Experiment Log 7
Name: Foody Fox's Chicken Surprise
Test:
D-XXXX introduced into testing environment, standard setup.
D-XXXX inspects the can and turns to the observation window with a questioning look.
Dr. ████: "Spray the can."
D-XXXX: "What will the can do?"
Dr. ████ groans before replying.
Dr. ████: "If we knew what the can did we wouldn't be testing to see what the goddamn can does, now spray!"
D-XXXX: "Jeez man, fine!"
D-XXXX complies with orders, creating a puddle on the ground which soon condenses into a live chicken. No external anomalies can be observed from the window.
D-XXXX: "I should have expected… Wait, is that… Rosemary?"
Dr. ████: "What do you mean by that, D-XXXX?"
D-XXXX: "I'm serious, that is the distinct smell of cooked rosemary mixed with chicken grease! I used to be a cook, y'know!"
Dr. ████: "Odd, maybe it's just the smell of the anomalous fluid?"
D-XXXX picks the chicken up and looks under it's feathers before dropping it. The chucken runs to the far corner of the room.
D-XXXX: "Holy shit, that chicken is perfectly browned under there!"
Dr. ████: "Noted, any other discrepancies?"
D-XXXX: "Well for one, it didn't feel like it had organs, I think this is just a cooked chicken that still has a head on it's shoulders."
D-XXXX is escorted back to their room.
Chicken is labeled SCP-XXXX-C and survives for 4 hours before melting and evaporating.
Researcher's Note:
Well, seems it's certain now that manifested SCP-XXXX-C instances do not have to follow
standard biology, and will always exist for 4 hours before death.
Experiment Log 8
Name: liquid that will kill scp 682.
Note: This is the first time the foundation had encountered the unbranded canisters.
Test:
D-XXXX introduced into standard testing environment, next to the usual canister there is a sample of SCP-682's flesh.
D-XXXX had already been instructed of what to do beforehand and picked up SCP-XXXX-B.
When the release button was pressed, a small stream of non-anomalous water trickled out.
D-XXXX was escorted out.
Researcher's Note:
Fuck these black cans.
