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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is in containment by its free will. Under no circumstances will SCP-XXXX be exposed to any living organisms. SCP-XXXX must be observed and communicated using audio and visual surveillance. When interacting with SCP-XXXX, nothing involving violent crimes is to be mentioned. All instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be destroyed immediately. SCP-XXXX is contained in a building in Southern Mexico known as site [REDACTED}. A team of 5 researchers are to observe SCP-XXXX routinely to ensure it remains in containment. Failure to abide by these rules will result in an XK class scenario.
SCP-XXXX-2 is to be contained in a room kept at 200° Celsius to prevent any instances of SCP-XXXX-2-A from being created.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a sentient avocado measuring 6cm by 3cm. X-rays of SCP-XXXX have revealed that SCP-XXXX has internal organs located within the seed. SCP-XXXX has the ability to talk and communicate telepathically with others. SCP-XXXX refers to itself as "The Avocado God."
SCP-XXXX can fly in a way that is similar to the flight of a missile at 200 kilometres per hour. SCP-XXXX also possesses reality-altering abilities. When exposed to an individual who has committed what it deems as a violent crime, SCP-XXXX turns said person into a non-sentient avocado. These avocados are referred to as SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX has the ability to control Scp-XXXX-1 to its will and is known to combine SCP-XXXX-1 to make artillery and weapons such as tanks, catapults and canons; however, this event has only happened once and has led to the destruction of site-[REDACTED].
Researchers believe SCP-XXXX comes from an alternate dimension in which fruits and vegetables replaced humans as the dominant species. This is proven further by SCP-XXXX’s hostile attitude towards other fruits and vegetables. It engages in an argument with said fruit or vegetable, and when the fruit or vegetable does not respond, SCP-XXXX propels itself at said fruit or vegetable causing it to explode. When exposed to other avocados, SCP-XXXX engages in conversation with said avocado. When it does not reply to SCP-XXXX, it believes that said avocado is deceased and mourns it. SCP-XXXX then refers to said avocado as “A warrior lost in combat”.
Discovery Log SCP-XXXX
SCP-XXXX was first noticed when several farmers went missing in [REDACTED]. When the area was searched, 8 levitating avocados were discovered. SCP-XXXX then communicated mentally to the personnel located in said area. Only one sentence has been fully deciphered by foundation researchers: “You are impure.” All personnel were then turned into instances of SCP-XXXX-1 and flown into the sky with SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX was only contained once 12 class-D personnel lured SCP-XXXX into its containment area in site-[REDACTED]. All of the class-D personnel were then turned into instances of SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX breached containment resulting in the destruction of site-[REDACTED] and the surrounding area.
Interview Log-SCP-XXXX
Dr.Ernest: Hello
SCP-XXXX: (silence)
Dr.Ernest: Can you hear me?
SCP-XXXX: Where are you? I can hear you but I can not sense you.
Dr.Ernest: You can sense?
SCP-XXXX: I can feel all those around me and it is my duty to make this world pure again.
Dr.Ernest: What do you mean by pure?
SCP-XXXX: This universe seems to have crime.
Dr.Ernest: How will you make it pure?
SCP-XXXX: By turning all the impure people into versions of me, so I can move on to the next universe.
Dr.Ernest: So you’ve been to other universes.
SCP-XXXX: My mission is to rid this world of impurities and I have done so to countless other worlds for I am The Avocado God.
Dr.Ernest: Ok, but it is fine. We have you here to help you keep the world pure.
SCP-XXXX: Nothing you can do can help me and my mission.
Dr.Ernest: Well you see, this world is already pure so you have no way of getting to another universe.
SCP-XXXX: How is this world pure? I have never been here.
Dr.Ernest: Well, crime is forbidden in this world, and those who do it are executed.
SCP-XXXX: Then who were the ones who I followed into the other building.
Dr.Ernest: We have a prison where we make people who commit crimes work and torture them, and sent them to get you into the building.
SCP-XXXX: Why do you need me here?
Dr.Ernest: We want to help you find a way to the next universe.
SCP-XXXX: How long will this take?
Dr.Ernest: Right now we have no way of knowing but we will have to do some scans and tests to get the data to help you.
SCP-XXXX: Ok so I will have to wait here until I can leave.
Dr.Ernest: Yes.
SCP-XXXX: And why should I believe you? And who were the ones that contained all the innocent things that have done nothing wrong?
Dr.Ernest: Who are they containing?
SCP-XXXX: The man with cactus for skin who wants to get rid of crime and the piece of slime that can cure depression and anxiety and countless other things.
Dr.Ernest: Ummmm, those were also prisoners we sent.
SCP-XXXX: Why should I believe you? I will have to break out of here again.
Dr.Ernest: Then how will you escape this reality if everyone is pure already?
SCP-XXXX: (silence)
SCP-XXXX: Fine, I will stay under one condition; You have to find a way to get me to my homeworld so I can go back to Ava.
Dr.Ernest: Who's Ava.
SCP-XXXX: Why she is the most beautiful thing in the multiverse.
Dr.Ernest: So you're in love with her?
SCP-XXXX: Yes, she is the love of my life.
Dr.Ernest: Ok…
SCP-XXXX: Will you help me escape this reality or not?
Dr.Ernest: Fine, We promise.
SCP-XXXX: And if you don't find a way to get me out, I will destroy this planet and everything you love.
(Camera cuts out)
(End of log)
