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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard locker with a basic combination padlock. The code to access said locker shall be entrusted to any researchers who should require access to SCP-XXXX.
Description:SCP-XXXX is a pair of intoxication simulation goggles manufactured by the company Alcovista. From all outside observation, they are identical to standard production goggles in everyway, except minor wear from apparent prior use.
SCP-XXXX was discovered at an abandoned highschool approximately ██ kilometers from Site-██ on 7/7/2017. Any sapient carbon based organism that wears SCP-XXXX will be referred to as SCP-XXXX-1 for the duration of their wearing of the goggles.
SCP-XXXX-1 appears to be heavily intoxicated while wearing SCP-XXXX; any sapient creature within direct line of sight of SCP-XXXX-1 will believe SCP-XXXX-1 to be so, regardless of whether or not they are aware of SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties.
All tests on SCP-XXXX-1 will show the subject to have no modified blood alcohol concentration.
Test A - 9/18/2017
Subject:
D-6724 a human male
Procedure:
A urine and blood sample, as well as a breathalyzer test were acquired of the subject while wearing SCP-XXXX.
Results:
All tests returned negative.
Test A - 9/18/2017
Subject:
"Buster" a male Canis Lupis Familiaris
Procedure:
Subject observed with SCP-XXXX secured in front of eyes.
Results:
Subject behaved in no abnormal way aside from attempting to remove the goggles. No observers believed the subject to be intoxicated.
