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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Nuisance

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is to believe it is a good singer as to be contained within it’s own personally decorated stage set. Personnel to feed this mirage over SCP-XXXX-J must attend these sessions once a week.

Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a 1.3 meter tall humanoid with a similar appearance to the actor Peter Dinklage. The subject wears a variety of clothes including; petticoats, waistcoats, bathrobes and in some cases a pineapple costume. SCP-XXXX-J always seems to be singing no matter the situation, it’s supposed favourite song is “Oh Danny Boy” which it sings in a high-pitched feminine voice.

However, when SCP-XXXX-J is not singing it plays elusive pranks on Foundation personnel and/or any sapient being it encounters. These pranks include; clogging toilets, swapping personnel keycards, pulling down personnel's trousers or skirts, harassing D-Class personnel and taunting numerous SCP objects.

The entity’s anomalous properties to teleport and phasing through all forms of matter makes the subject uncontainable, as it tortures all staff with it’s constant abrasions of pranks and singing. Due to this SCP-XXXX-J has been convinced by Foundation personnel that it is a good singer and has been given it’s own stage as to stop the subject’s perpetual annoyance of personnel.

Personnel are to attend these stage sessions once a week to keep SCP-XXXX-J under the illusion that the entity believes itself to be a good singer.

SCP-XXXX-J’s origins are unknown as it just showed up at Site-XX, in which the subject proceeded to sing over the facility’s intercom. After this SCP-XXXX-J decided to greet the personnel by giving Doctor Anita Bath and Security Guard Whet Faartz double wedgies as it commented on how clean their britches were. Following this incident was stopped by SCP-XXXX-J in which it demanded to be heard from all personnel at the facility and was to be given it’s own little stage, this didn’t happen after until a couple of weeks later, in which the Site Manager relented and gave SCP-XXXX-J’s intended wish if it ceased in it’s pranks, the entity agreed to this on the condition it had to be watched at least once a week.