B-CLASS_3402

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is allowed to wander around it's facility to it's desire. During emergency lockdowns, no action should be taken for the containment of SCP-XXXX. If SCP-XXXX exits the facility at any time, nothing shall be done about it until 10:00AM the next day, if it hadn't come back my then. If this happens, 6 D-Class personnel will be sent on a search party with catnip and treats. SCP-XXXX has a food bowl and a water bowl in the east wing break room, and the food bowl should be refilled daily.

Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a Mackerel tabby cat, about 45cm (17.7in) in length, and
weighing about 3.5kg (7.7lbs). It has large, olive eyes along with brown and dark brown spots and stripes across it's body. It has a small, navy blue collar around it's neck with a tag that states, "Daniel", and on the back, a message saying, "If you found me, call my owner!" After that, it has the number ███-███-████. We tried calling the number, but all we heard was an upbeat dance-pop song from the 1980's¹. There is nothing particularly unusual about SCP-XXXX's appearence, but it can seemingly teleport between areas of the facility at will. Usually the teleportation occurs when nobody can see SCP-XXXX, but some personnel have reported that they have seen it happen. They described the process of teleportation as, 'a quick puff of blue smoke and strange wavelike bands.' Other than the teleportation ability, SCP-XXXX is an average cat. He loves to play with laser dots and feathery toys, and has a particular interest in Prof. Snider.

¹

<Begin Log>*
Dr. Sharpman: Alright, I'm calling the number.

Phone: [Rings for a few seconds, song begins]

Dr. Sharpman: Oh, goddammit!

Ms. Rina: You sneaky bastard, you got me!

Dr. Sharpman: That wasn't me, it was the phone number! I can't believe that.

<End Log, July 26th, 2015>

Closing Statement: The number on the tag was a Rickroll. No real phone number has been identified as of now.