Per 
CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class:
Special Containment Procedures:
Description:
Interview XXXX:
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2
Interviewer: Dr. yyyy
Foreword:
<Begin Log>
Dr. yyyy: Thank you for agreeing to meet me today.
SCP-XXXX-1: We wouldn't miss it for the world! Isn't that right, babe?
[SCP-XXXX-2 produces a low moan]
SCP-XXXX-1: Not now, babe!
Dr. yyyy: Yes, well I was hoping to ask you a few questions about yourselves. How many television shows have you appeared on?
[SCP-XXXX-2 produces a low moan]
SCP-XXXX-1: Yeah, he's asking how many- mhm- yeah, how many corpses.
[SCP-XXXX-2 holds up nineteen fingers]
[Dr. yyyy clears their throat]
Dr. yyyy: Well, could you write them down, uh, SCP-XXXX-1?
SCP-XXXX-1: Of course!
[The interview room is silent for ten seconds]
[SCP-XXXX-2 points at SCP-XXXX-1's eyes]
SCP-XXXX-: You know, I was thinking the same thing.
Dr. yyyy:
SCP-XXXX-:
Dr. yyyy:
SCP-XXXX-:
Dr. yyyy:
SCP-XXXX-:
Dr. yyyy:
SCP-XXXX-:
Dr. yyyy:
SCP-XXXX-:
[Repeat as necessary]
<End Log>
Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]
