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SCP-XXXX: DEUS REX MACHINA

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Foundation AICs are to monitor global surveillance networks, social media, law enforcement networks, and other online spaces for evidence of SCP-XXXX manifestations. Individuals witnessing these events are to be amnesticised, with evidence of the event to be destroyed after documentation. Any persons spreading information regarding SCP-XXXX are to be discredited.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an unidentified1 non-humanoid entity which irregularly manifests in unobserved locations globally in response to lone individuals coming into contact with varying numbers of hostile entities. SCP-XXXX will violently attack the assailants, universally killing them. Eyewitness reports have described the entity making a winking gesture towards them before fleeing the area, presumably de-manifesting when out of sight2. While the presence of recording equipment, such as security cameras, does not deter the appearance of SCP-XXXX, it has never been observed to de-manifest in the presence of any recording equipment.

83% of observed manifestations have involved SCP-XXXX appearing in response to humans under threat from other humans, 9% of manifestations have been triggered by animals under threat from humans, and 3% have involved animals under threat from other animals.

Post incident interviews with witnesses of SCP-XXXX manifestations have reported confusion toward the events.

Addendum 1:

Recovered footage, SCP-XXXX manifestation 65-my


DATE: 2/9/1993

NOTE: Prior to event XXXX-FS-40, the following footage was the clearest known record of an SCP-XXXX manifestation, captured via CCTV camera in Melbourne, Australia. Due to the age and nature of the film equipment, visibility is poor, and sound is not present.


[BEGIN LOG]

02:37:48: Frame is static, showing an intersection of alleyways behind a liquor store. A civilian identified as Johnathan Heaffy can be seen walking away from the camera towards the end of the alleyway. Three figures step into frame from concealed locations within alcoves, appearing armed, displaying threatening behaviour towards Mr Heaffy, who raises his hands. A fourth figure approaches him from behind.

02:38:07: The middle figure approaches Mr Heaffy, they produce a pistol before deploying pepper spray into Mr Heaffy's eyes. As the victim begins to recover from the spray, a large, indistinct mass rapidly moves across the alleyway behind the armed assailant. It collides with one assailant, sending them sprawling on the ground and missing their lower left leg, before carrying the second assailant with it out of frame. The assailant with the pistol turns away from Mr Heaffy, who has pressed himself against the wall, clutching his wallet. The fourth assailant has drawn a large blade but has not moved.

02:38:12: The mass rounds the corner at speed towards the nearest assailant, who opens fire at it twice before being visibly trampled beneath what is presumably one of the entity's limbs. It bypasses Mr Heaffy entirely, instead enveloping the final assailant within its mass as it exits the lower frame of the video.

02:38:18: The upper body of the fourth assailant re-enters the frame at speed, slamming into the wall at the end of the alley, followed by their lower body coming to a rest in the middle of the alley, at the feet of Mr Heaffy. Mr Heaffy cowers in place for the following seven minutes until law enforcement arrives on the scene.


[END LOG]

NOTE: Due to the speed at which it moved, SCP-XXXX's features could not be discerned, beyond allowing for rough estimation of its size. Preliminary estimates are placed at approximately 3-4 metres in height.

Addendum XXXX-2022-a:

Interviewed: Sgt. G. Hardcastle

Interviewer: Dr. Balthazaar

Foreword: SCP-XXXX was identified when it manifested at Containment Area 25b, before violently terminating SCP-076-2, while it was in the process of breaching containment. SCP-076-2 had terminated the entire security force guarding it and was menacing Sgt. G. Hardcastle, the last survivor of the guard force, before being interrupted by SCP-XXXX.


<Begin Log>

Dr. Balthazaar: Alright, can you start when XXXX first appeared? You don't have to talk about what happened to your squad if you don't want to.

Sgt. Hardcastle: Right. Uh. Well, I was by the elevator shaft, out of ammo. 76-2 had just… Just finished with Zane. He was coming over to me, telling me the shit he was going to do, you know. Now that we were alone.

Dr. Balthazaar: I'm sorry you went through that. Take a moment if you need it.

Sgt. Hardcastle: Don't… It's too fresh.

Dr. Balthazaar: Alright.

Sgt. Hardcastle: First I knew of it was this roar. Sounded like something out of a movie. Then that thing rounded the corner.

Dr. Balthazaar: And it charged straight for 076-2?

Sgt. Hardcastle: Yeah. 76-2 just stared at it for a second, talked some shit about it, and then it charged.

Dr. Balthazaar: What did SCP-076-2 say?

Sgt. Hardcastle: I don't know, something like 'You won't touch me again. I'm this, I'm that, I'm a great warrior.' The same sort of shit he's always going on about.

Dr. Balthazaar: Alright. What happened next?

Sgt. Hardcastle: 76-2 made a spear and went to rush the dinosaur, but it was already moving. 76-2 stabbed at its face, but it just punted him across the room. He crashed down next to me, and before it could get up, XXXX was on him. Grabbed him in its mouth and shook him all over the place. 76-2 got maybe one or two slashes and stabs in, before his arm came off. Then his legs were off too, and it hurled what was left against the wall. It was over too quick if you ask me.

Dr. Balthazaar: I see. How is it you avoided the attack yourself? Did you do anything in particular?

Sgt. Hardcastle: I don't know. I just tried to stay behind cover, but it never seemed interested in me. Didn't acknowledge me at all, until 76-2 was done for.

Dr. Balthazaar: How did it acknowledge you?

Sgt. Hardcastle: It winked at me. Don't give me that look, I know how it sounds. It winked at me, turned and ran around the corner, and it was gone.

Dr. Balthazaar: Right. Thanks for the interview.

<End Log>


Closing Statement: Recovered security footage of the incident corroborated Sgt. Hardcastle's statement, providing the first clear footage of SCP-XXXX. Given the nature of the rescue, it has been suggested that SCP-XXXX may fit a pataphysical "Rescuer" role.

Upon its subsequent reappearance, SCP-076-2 declined to comment on the incident.

Addendum 3 - Examination of SCP-XXXX's pataphysical properties:
Following substantial research, members of the pataphysics department have hypothesised that SCP-XXXX is significantly more likely to manifest if its appearance would be the most dramatic event narratively possible in a given situation. Due to the unnecessary dangers involved in testing this hypothesis, all attempts to induce the manifestation of SCP-XXXX are required to be carried out voluntarily, by personnel of sound mind and without coercion or monetary reward. As such, the following document is to be posted in various sites worldwide, with all participation to be considered a "Last resort."

SCP-XXXX Pataphysical Inducement Testing Protocol:

While an informal testing process with little to no material reward, the SCP-XXXX pataphysical inducement test protocol could mean the difference between life and death in the field. SCP-XXXX is a large pataphysical entity related to the narrative concept of a "Dramatic rescue" or Deus ex Machina of lone individuals. As such, it is believed that an agent of the SCP Foundation who finds themselves alone and in mortal danger from an assailant, anomalous or otherwise, may be able to take steps to encourage SCP-XXXX to intervene, primarily by manipulating the situation to make such an event more "Dramatic." A table of potential courses of action designed to encourage SCP-XXXX manifestation has been included, should you decide to aid in this research.

Narrativistic drama threshold multipliers:

The following actions have been hypothesised to drastically increase the likelihood of SCP-XXXX manifesting to neutralise entities likely to terminate lone Foundation employees in mortal danger. These actions include:

  • Verbally stating variations of the phrases: "It is hopeless", "Nothing can save me now", or "Not like this."
  • Leaping away from a threat in a dramatic fashion.
  • Resigning oneself to death by enjoying a personal comfort, such as lighting a cigarette, consuming alcohol, or viewing a photograph of a loved one.
  • Attempting to sacrifice one's life for the good of others.
  • Facing a threat overwhelmingly more capable than oneself with defiance.

Informal testing to induce the manifestation of SCP-XXXX has thus far had a success rate of 19%, significantly higher than the base manifestation rate. Through the usage of narrativistic drama threshold multipliers, the following manifestations of SCP-XXXX have successfully saved multiple lives, as seen in the following tests;

  • Dr Kravchenko was saved from SCP-4715 during a containment breach following the escalation of the Russia-Ukraine war. When cornered by the anomaly, Dr. Kravchenko pulled a photograph of his daughter from his wallet and stating an apology to her for not returning home. SCP-XXXX manifested shortly afterward, rushing and incapacitating SCP-4715 and saving Dr Kravchenko's life.
  • Dr Howard was held hostage by members of the Church of the Broken God during the acquisition of SCP-████, when the use of a narrativistic drama threshold multiplier, replying "Someone can," after his abductors claimed that no one could stop them. SCP-XXXX promptly manifested, terminating the hostiles and saving Dr Howard.
  • While further testing the use of pataphysical inducement of SCP-XXXX, Dr Howard attempted to leap away from a rapidly approaching motor vehicle. SCP-XXXX intervened, destroying the vehicle and terminating its driver. It notably did not wink at Dr Howard, simply staring at him before demanifesting.
  • Sgt. Mackelroy successfully invoked SCP-XXXX to manifest when he provoked a company of Chaos Insurgency operatives into rushing his position in the wake of his squadmates being terminated. In the face of overwhelming odds, Sgt. Mackelroy refused to surrender, partaking in a cigar before pressing an attack, and was saved by SCP-XXXX just as the insurgents breached his position.
  • A domestic cat was saved from a rabid fox outside of Site-19 as a result of Dr Howard's attempt at inducing a manifestation when he stepped into SCP-████'s containment chamber. It is believed that the forced drama of the situation led to a pataphysical subversion of expectations as a means of dramatic effect.
  • A UNGOC operative was saved from a hostile reality bender when his legs were damaged to the point he could no longer flee. The operative repeatedly expressed that he was in a suboptimal situation3, inadvertently utilising a narrativistic drama threshold multiplier and inducing an SCP-XXXX manifestation, terminating the type green.

Reports of SCP-XXXX manifesting in order to impede termination attempts against dangerous SCP items by the Foundation are unconfirmed. Care should be taken not to utilise a narrativistic drama threshold multiplier in any way that could backfire on the SCP Foundation or oneself. Pataphysical inducement of SCP-XXXX manifestation should not be used as a substitute for more reliable action, nor be trusted as safe.

Analysis shows that SCP-XXXX is a theropodal dinosaur of the species Tyrannosaurus rex, measuring 13 metres long, 4 metres tall and weighing an estimated 12 tons. Subsequent sightings have shown the injuries inflicted by SCP's 076-2 and 4715 are present in subsequent manifestations, implying that it is a singular entity.

Rex

SCP-XXXX emerging from an access corridor in Containment Area 25b, prior to neutralizing SCP-076-2

Thank you for your potential participation in the testing of this hypothesis.

thanks to Bleep, Ralliston, Dr Lerche, DinoDraws, Grigori, Metaphysician, Dexanote, luxaiko, jeremiah cimmerian, diogenes, katya strangelove, probably others

Image sources:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Corridor_Viikinm%C3%A4ki_Wastewater_Treatment_Plant_1.jpg

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Tyrannosaurus_rex_Reconstruction_by_Nobu_Tamura.jpg