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Destructive Box

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be in a maximum security vault with 1 meter of concrete. Personnel must not know about SCP-XXXX due to its anomalous properties. Access to SCP-XXXX must have at least 7 of 05 counce permission, access to SCP-XXXX data must have level 5 clearance

Description: SCP-XXXX is a small hand held device that is a red cylinder, 16 mm (0.62 inches) by 16 mm (0.62 inches) by 2.5 mm (0.09 inches), on a black box, 21 mm (0.82 inches) by 22 mm (0.86 inches) by 7 mm (0.27 inches) with a rectangular crevice, 5 mm (0.19 inches) by 20 mm (0.78 inches) by 1.5 mm (0.05 inches), 5.5 mm (0.21 inches) above the bottom. SCP-XXXX’s button can be spun.

SCP-XXXX has a holograph inside of the crevice, the holograph should not come in physical contact with any living organisms¹, the holograph only reveals itself once SCP-XXXX’s button has been pushed, once pushed the holograph will appear to any personnel viewing SCP-XXXX. The holograph will prompt the user with “hello” then says its menu, the first page of the menu says “coordinates'' once pressed the holograph changes to “enter your the longitude” and prompts the user for the longitude in order to ender a number the user must spin the button. Once confirmed, by pressing the button it prompts the user for the latitude, once the user is finished imputing the latitude and longitude it goes back to the menu, after being sent to the menu the user is able to scroll through it, the options that are available to the user are as follows, “change coordinates'', “explosion type”, “explosion radius”, and "explosion strength". If user chose "explosion type" the user can select from "Nuclear" and "None" each of these, when chosen, corresponds to what it says². If the user chose "explosion radius" the user would be prompted to enter the desired radius of the blast, this is not proportional to the strength of the bomb, but the depth of the radius can only be changed by the strength of the blast. If the user chose "Explosion strength" the user would be prompted to enter the strength of the bomb in joules³

Test Log 1

Subject: SCP-XXXX

Procedure: D-53429 was instructed to stick his index finger into the crevice while activating SCP-XXXX

Results: Once D-53429’s index finger came within physical contact with SCP-XXXX’s holograph D-53429, after 3 seconds D-53429 went into cardiac arrest and suffocated. D-53429’s corpse was not able to be retrieved because of [DATA EXPUNGED]. Due to this discovery Dr.██████ has requested the reclassification of SCP-XXXX from Safe to Euclid.

FROM: Dr.██████
TO: 05-██
SUBJECT: Reclassification of SCP-XXXX

05-██

Even though SCP-XXXX is an inanimate object our discovery of coming into physical contact with SCP-XXXX’s holograph seems as if [DATA EXPUNGED]

05-██

FROM: 05-██
TO: Dr.██████
SUBJECT: Reclassification of SCP-XXXX

Dr.██████

This instance of what happened to D-53429 only happened when physical contact with SCP-XXXX's was held for 3 seconds, and SCP-XXXX would not attack any living organism or non-living organism.

Reclassification denied

Dr.██████

Test Log 2

Subject: SCP-XXXX

Procedure: Dr.█████ had selected latitudinal and longitudinal coordinates, choose "normal" and set the strength to 1 MJ the equivalent of 1 stick of dynamite
Results: An invisible explosion had happened approximately the exact size of a stick dynamite

Test Log 2-1

Subject: SCP-XXXX

Procedure: Dr.█████ had selected latitudinal and longitudinal coordinates, choose "nuclear" and set the strength to 1 MJ the equivalent of 1 stick of dynamite
Results: An explosion had happened approximately the exact size of a stick dynamite it had a mushroom cloud similar to most nuclear bombs, and gave off Plutonium-239 and uranium-235 the same elements reliced in most nukes

Test Log 3

Subject: SCP-XXXX

Procedure: Dr.█████ had selected latitudinal and longitudinal coordinates, choose "nuclear" and set the strength to 2.24 x 10^32 J

Results: Dr.██████ was met with many seemingly infinite "safeguards" "are you sure?" "like are you really sure?" "your gonna end the world" "that ain't good" " don't end the world" "but like are you really sure?" etc. this will be ruffered to the "safegard" effect

Note: These results had also happened when the explosion was too close to SCP-XXXX see test log 4

Test Log 4

Subject: SCP-XXXX

Procedure: Dr.█████ had selected latitudinal and longitudinal coordinates within the radius, choose "none" and set the strength to 1 MJ the equivalent of 1 stick of dynamite
Results: The "safegard" effect was activated

Footnotes

1. See test log 1

2. See test logs 2 and 2-1

3. If the joules would exceed 2.24 x 10^32 joules it would become impossible to activate see test log 3

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