Banana_Goodness

After Action Report

One of Two Survivors of UIU Action Team 1-A “Burnout”

Interviewer: UIU Tactical Mission Coordinator (TMC) █████████

Interviewee: Burnout Member 1-Delta (1-DELTA) █████████

<Recording Process Initiated>

<Begin Log>

TMC: Do you have any opening remarks before we begin the interview?

<1-DELTA continues to fixate upon the desk before him>

TMC: █████████?

<1-DELTA seems to be unresponsive and begins rocking slowly in his chair>

TMC: █████████! <TMC claps his hands loudly in an attempt to rouse 1-DELTA >

<1-DELTA’s head snaps to attention and ceases rocking>

1-DELTA:Sorry sir.

TMC: What was the nature of your operation?

1-DELTA: We received a tip from a payphone located in █████ New York siting
some strange occurrences involving a residence, NYPD was already on the scene
when we arrived. We were called primarily to assist NYPD as they searched the
residence. Secondary objective being to gather samples and keep an eye out for any obvious Carts or Cans.

TMC: Would you please describe the events that occurred within the house?

1-DELTA: For fucks sake man! You have my body-cam footage why do I have to reminisce? This happened less than [DATA EXPUNGED] hours ago?

TMC: I will remind you not to disclose any information pertaining to the time-frame of this operation in any capacity. I will also remind you that the body-cam footage is only part of this puzzle, your direct testimony will help us better understand what happened.

1-DELTA: Fuck [pauses]. My job was to sweep the yard and search for any potential escape routes alongside 1-Bravo and 1-Echo, names ███████ and ███████████.

TMC: Were there any distinguishing features regarding the yard? Signs, symbols, ██████████]?

1-DELTA: None whatsoever, once our sweep had ended, we radioed our report, but by that point our communications were undergoing interference. That’s….

<1-Delta runs his hand through his hair and is in obvious distress>

1-DELTA: That’s when the Cart
activated.

TMC: Activated?

1-DELTA: That’s the only way I could describe it sir. Suspecting a potential threat, we enacted immediate entry into the residence. The sound was deafening despite our headsets capabilities. 1-Bravo collapsed once we crossed the threshold and had to be extricated, she left that house a gibbering lump of flesh. Echo and I continued up the stairwell before we were accosted by the Cart.

TMC: Please describe the Cart, were you able to neutralize it?

1-Delta: Humanoid, skinned completely not a single trace of flesh, a large animal skull adorning its head, limbs twisted forcing it to be quadrupedal. It went down as easily as your average PCP user. 15 rounds worth of 9mm directly to the chest. After we put it down, we continued to ascend the stairs until we came to master bedroom.

TMC: I would like for you to walk us through the body-cam footage if possible?

1-DELTA: Fuck…no no no no no.

<1-Delta refuses questioning from this point forward.>

<End Log>