Unpolished.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be secured with a 800 x 800 meter spiked chain-link fence along with at least 8 STF personnel actively patrolling the perimeter armed with non-lethal rifles and tranquilizers equipped with laser sights. Motion sensors are placed on each corner of the zone along with "hotspots" marked by students. Under specific circumstances, one of two protocols may be in force. STF Charlie-21 are designated at SCP-XXXX to protect.
Stationary Task Force Charlie-21 ("Chain and Tranq") are exclusively created for handling SCP-XXXX's high amount of trespassers as well as "making them look more menacing(-Mr Ableton)",
These units are frequently called "mercenaries" by citizens for their appearance and attitude.
Protocol 111
In the event of criminal trespass, lethal force may be used with extreme caution. Personnel are advised NOT to aim at the head or chest, rather the lower body such as legs to avoid death. If death occurs, standard procedures learned in training regarding the deceased are to be followed. If death does NOT occur but injury is present, on-site staff must treat the subject before injecting Class B amnestics and moving the subject to the nearby town, preferably on a bench however any location is allowed unless it poses a threat to health.
(Note from ████-45: We do not wish to repeat Incident #23 where Agent Wilfred placed ██████ into a dumpster. That's just plain wrong. Placing an unconscious body into a dumpster? What the fuck was he thinking? Agent Wilfred was(obviously) punished for this. It's stupid I have to add this note here to warn you.
Protocol 101
In the event of citizens loitering around the containment zone fence, personnel must attempt to isolate the offending group/individual by ordering them to exit the area immediately. If counter-behavior/ignorance/aggression is present, on-duty mercenaries have permission to forcefully remove the instigator(s) from the premises. This can be done physically(shoving) or emotionally by use of fear-mongering(warning shots). If trouble is still present, personnel must tranquilize the group/individual and provide with Class A amnestics. Afterwards, they are to be placed on a bench or so, same rules apply here as they do above.
Due to the popularity of teenagers trespassing and loitering at the premises, facility staff must visit the nearby comprehensive school once every month. Cover-up details must include mentions of "government property", "criminal offense", "there's no such thing as puddles that show you scenes of misery" "it's all a myth" "obey the guards" and "respect our privacy" along with letting the students be acknowledged that the containment zone has "armed mercenaries on duty 24/7. Yes, even on Christmas." Also, the visitors are required to use fake IDs and appear to be sent by "the government".
Another variant of SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 500 x 500 meter rocky grassland populated with hundreds of puddles and potholes varying in many sizes. It's climate is always downpour, no matter what the current weather is to the nearby town of [REDACTED]. SCP-XXXX is dubbed "Suicide Plains" by local comprehensive-school students as each puddle presents a "scenario" of sort. These "scenarios" are typically revolving physical abuse, ████, genocide as well as other extreme and absurd examples of crime being committed. Through testing of D-Class and failed attempts of preventing suicide, it's discovered that when the subject enters a puddle "scenario" of their choice, they are takien to it directly. For example, a puddle containing images of rioting will put the subject in the middle of a riot. It is still unknown if subjects can escape from SCP-XXXX's "scenarios" as further testing is required.
SCP-XXXX "earned it's title" of "Suicide Plains" due to the high amount of trespass by suicidal and depressed adolescences and/or young adults. The containment area is infamous by nearby citizens for it's reputation as a "haunted field" or "death plain". As a result, curious students pass by the facility often on weekends, occasionally on weekdays.
Location: SCP-XXXX
Staff involved: STF Charlie-21
Injuries: 1
Deaths: 1(presumed dead)
Description: Small group of 3 youths trespassed on Foundation grounds, MTF squad "████" was dispatched to deal with citizens. 1 civilian began running, unit "Corbin █████" began chase and fell into SCP-XXXX. Corbin no longer shows clear signs of life, however brain activity is at maximum capacity, showing that they are in a coma. As no personnel or D Class has escaped SCP-XXXX, it is crucial Officer Corbin stays alive and awakens from their coma. 1 unidentified youth has yet to return from SCP-XXXX-V.
Aftermath: Class A amnestics were dropped into the nearby town to prevent further spread of SCP-caused disappearances. 2 surviving citizens were injected directly with Class B amnestics, and Protocol 111 regarding criminal trespass was created.
Full time lapse:
23:40:: Trespass alarm signaled.
23:41: STF squad are alerted and dispatched en route to trespassers.
23:43: 3 youths are suspects.
23:43: Youths ordered to put arms above their heads and face towards units.
23:44: All obey aside from 1 unidentified citizen.
23:44: Unidentified youth starts running.
23:45: MTF unit "Corbin" starts to chase after along with 1 other officer.
23:45: Youth disappears into SCP-XXXX as well as Corbin.
23:45: Officer Corbin is grabbed and forcefully pulled out of SCP-XXXX, initially showing no sign of consciousness.
23:46: Medical emergency declared as awaiting for backup.
End.
26/01/18 Fixed some grammar issues.
THE TEXT YOU WANT SHOWN UNDERNEATH YOUR IMAGE
Unfinished.
Item #: SCP-XXXX (gLITter)
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a steel electronic safe in a 3m x 3m chamber. No personnel under Level 3 clearance is to view or physically touch SCP-XXXX without supervision from level 4 or higher. SCP-XXXX must also have no internet or network access and should always be on Airplane mode.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a mobile phone from the 2000s of the ███ ████ model that contains unique code different to previously sold phones in that era. SCP-XXXX corrupts anything that is sent to it through Bluetooth and immediately breaks any cables connected into it.
Unfinished.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 5m x 5m soundproof chamber made of super-hard materials. A constantly playing frequency of [fill in later] must be active 24/7 and under no circumstances is it to be turned off(except briefly for testing). Alternatively, any relaxing soundtrack may replace the frequency above as it has been proven to consist of the same effectivity. Narcotics are only to be injected during possible post-breaches.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid that appears as an ordinary man in it's 30s by the name of ████. It's super intelligence is impossible, with an ability to recall any event, day, conversation, location, containment and all confidential information including ████████.
SCP-XXXX also seems to be sarcastic and hostile towards foundation staff, as proven in an incident that occurred ██/██/2013.
Date: ██/██/2013
Incident report
THIS DOCUMENT IS:
ACCESS TO LEVEL 5 PERSONNEL AND ABOVE ONLY
If you see this and you are below required level of authorisation, you are targeted for immediate TERMINATION!
During test #17, dated 30/10/20[][], D-1020 was required to dismantle SCP-3137-F. It was discovered that SCP-3137 is an improvised explosive device capable of remote detonation and enough power to cause a small scaled breach in the standard containment chamber.
Researchers and D-1020 swiftly retreated to safe distance of 50 meters away from SCP-3137's location as a small team of 3 security guards equipped with blast shields and suitable protection confiscated the object.
SCP-3137 is no longer classified as anomalous and all objects immediately had their remote detonators and triggers disabled for safe interaction.
It was also discovered that the documents accompanied with the explosive were fake.
Encrypted data was discovered on the document, causing beliefs that this was not an accident. On closer inspection, C.I related symbols are discreetly placed on the papers.
Addendum: Dr. ██████ was [REDACTED], [REDACTED] and demoted to D-4504 shortly after the discovery and explanation of SCP-3137. Dr. ██████ admitted to connections with the Chaos Insurgency during interrogation as fingerprints tracing to them were detected on the documents.
If D-4505 is to speak of the incident ever again..silence them.-███
The images below are the documents confiscated.
(Test log soon)
Alright, there is a link on the first document, and a password for it on the test log on Page 1.
Still stuck? The link is above the SCP logo. Okay, I just realised that the link is now horribly compressed and impossible to read, so here's the link..
https://cryptobin.co/t9x815q7
And the password? It should be kinda easy to see.
Dumb joke.
A jukebox that, when promted, will engage you into a rap battle with fiery comebacks.
Item #: Rapper MC Arsonist SCP-2350-J
Object Class: Safe not from his comebacks
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2350-J must be kept in the break room and never moved from there unless there's some kind of danger to it, that includes site director unplugging it because "the facility is on fire".
Description: SCP-2350-J is a modernized 1.1 meter tall jukebox that Agent Walker took from a skip on the way to work. When prompted, SCP-2350-J will challenge the closet being to a rap battle, 1 sentence at a time. As Walker was the one to discover it, they went first SCP-2350-J raps in an average males voice, just a bit more robotic-y. Also does it's own beatbox.
Agent Walker vs SCP-2350-J
Walker: Guess who, yeah it's me, Agent Walker on the scene! Gonna wreck the mic for ya'll fuckers to see!
SCP-2350-J: Agent Walker? You mean Mr. Defeat when I slap yo cheeks like my name is Charlie Sheen.
Walker: I ain't losin' to a machine, Mr SCP, Since I was the one that saved you from defeat.
SCP-2350-J: The only "saving" you've done is your PS3 file. Crying for hours when you're locked out with no power.
Walker: Without me, you'd be nothing, just laying in the dirt.
SCP-2350-J That's what you said to your wife right 'fore the divorce.
Dr. Kieran: OHHHH! GET FUCKING WRECKED!
Walker: I never said anything like that, you cunt! It's more than likely here where..you..die..?
SCP-2350-J: Loser! Me: 1. Human: 0.
Walker: C'mon man, that wasn't even funny or special in a way.
Dr. Kieran: Still tripped over your words. You gotta practice, Walker.
Unfinished.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: SCP-XXXX is a set of eyedrop bottles that allows the user to enter an "alternative dimension". When used, the subjects body becomes unresponsive to any attempt at bringing it back concious and will ultimately leave the user in a coma. The following list is among many things D-Class have reported:
- Blocky, tron-like world and pixels.
- No law or order.
- Unidentifiable and violent beings.
- The inability to die.
- The abilty to feel pain only in areas the user has the eyedrop liquid on.
- No actual damage to the body.
- Being able to "spawn" any type of weapon.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Unfinished.
Thauminel, SCP is a mobile geomagnetic storm capable of masking entire facilities under a thick blanket of white noise, disrupting any electronics attempting to pass through it and preventing anybody from entering due to the sheer volume of noise. An added factor is the fact that it is reported "impossible" to find your way into the protected grounds, as the subject will seemingly go in circles.
Was made for school.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in 30cm x 30cm steel container with light present at all times(aside from testing), the source of light must be from an electrodeless lamp.
Description:
SCP-XXXX appears to be a small-scaled, wasp spider. SCP-XXXX will rapidly multiply in a shadow or the darkness, consuming all unlit areas quickly. If someone is to shine light on SCP-XXXX, it will return to it's original, singular form and seek darkness to restart the process. However, if the area is fully lit with light, SCP-XXXX will not move and resume in it's position until darkness is present. It is named as "Shadow" by D-2576 and numerous other D Class associates.
It also appears to be the "queen" mite, as it controls every other mite it reproduces.
If anyone is to witness SCP-XXXX by looking into it, it will violently consume the victim. Resulting in a duplicate of SCP-XXXX(classified as SCP-XXXX-B), possessing the same task as it's original form.
Foreword: Dr. ████ was located outside of the chamber, using a microphone to communicate with D-2561 and D-2576. D-2576 is equipped with a flashlight.
<Begin Log>
Dr. ████: "Alright, approach SCP-XXXX for testing. Open the box."
D-2561 promptly approaches the box, opening it.
D-2561: "Heh, a spider? You guys are really desperate, eh?"
Dr. ████: "I take it that you're not scared of spiders?"
D-2576: "Who's even scared of spiders?"
Dr. ████: "We'll see.."
The lamp is turned off, the only light present is D-2576's flashlight
D-2576: "What the hell? It's not in the box."
D-2561 "Are you stupid? You know those things don't stay in one place!"
Dr. ████: "That's enough. 2576, shine your flashlight on 2561's back."
D-2576: "Uh, su- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"
D-2561: "What? What the ████ are you talking about?"
D-2576: "The hell??! It's gone!"
D-2561: "Jesus Christ, what's gone? What was even there?!"
Dr. ████: "2576, step in front of your partner and point the torch at his chest."
D-2561: "What was on my back?!"
Dr. ████: "SCP-XXXX was present on your back. Don't move, it won't harm you. Hopefully."
D-2561: "What do you mean "hopefully"?!"
D-2576 moves to the front on 2576, shining the torch on their chest.
D-2576: "Oh, my, ████ing, god."
D-2561: "What? What?! WHAT!!?"
D-2561 turns around.
[DATA EXPUNGED]
<End Log>
Closing Statement: D-2561 was brutally consumed by SCP-XXXX in front of 2576. 2576 frantically banged on the chamber door begging to be released, and quickly was.
After a diagnosis, D-2576 was proven to be severely traumatized by the event, and now suffers from psychological trauma and an extreme phobia of spiders.
D-2561 was shortly discovered as a replica of SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX-B now resides in the same location as it's queen.
Foreword: Post-breach of SCP-XXXX.
<Begin Log>
Dr. █████: "Approach SCP-XXXX."
D-9212: "Alright.."
D-9212 approaches SCP-XXXX slowly, seemingly stalling.
Dr. █████: "Hurry up, we don't have all damn day."
D-9212: "You know what? No. I'm not getting near that thing! I heard what it did to these two other guys! It ███ing killed them!!"
Dr █████: "Just go near the damn thing, the light should always be on."
D-9212: "Whatever, let's just get this ███ing thing over with."
D-9212 opens SCP-XXXX's containment box.
Dr. █████: "See, there's light and plenty of it. It will not move if there's light."
Sudden blackout.
D-9212: "What the hell?! You said there'd be light!! YOU [REDACTED] LIER!!"
Dr. █████: "Keep calm! This isn't supposed to happen, I'm opening the containment doors so you can get out."
Door opens.
[DATA EXPUNGED]
<End Log>
Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX breached containment by rapidly consuming all darkness, eliminating all personnel present within the 80m radius of the blackout. Cause of blackout was due to engineers repairing broken cables without notifying higher staff. Personnel involved in the breach have since been disbanded. Approximate amount deaths were 19, with 46 severely injured.
Item #: SCP-XXXX-B
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-B is to be stored in the same box as it's queen. If there are too many clones active, they are all to be kept in a similar box to it's original.
Description: SCP-XXXX-B is a product of SCP-XXXX consuming its victim. It appears to be exactly the same as it's queen, with the same mission as it's original; to replicate.
Item #: SCP-XXXX-C
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-C is a temporary entity of SCP-XXXX, therefore it can not be contained.
Description: SCP-XXXX-C is a minuscule mite of an unknown kind that is a product of the infestation SCP-XXXX undertakes upon a shadow. It is in colonies and acts as part of a "hive mind", following the queen.
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