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The final contained version of SCP-XXXX.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Unless used, SCP-XXXX poses no threat at all. It is kept in a small medium-security room, with a single camera pointed at it at all hours of day. Routine daily checks are to be conducted promptly at 12:00 PM, by a Level 2 Clearance Male Scientist accompanied by at least a Level 3 Male Officer. No cleaning staff shall be applied to SCP-XXXX. Absolutely no female lifeforms are allowed into the room at any time.

Containment Addendum: After daily checks have been completed, a D-Class male individual must spray a minimum of 3 sprays onto his chest or underarm areas. The D-Class personnel will be escorted into a standard cell with necessary living equipment until all evidence of the spray has subsided. The D-Class individual will then be escorted back to his cell. All three rooms will be disinfected.

For hygienic reasons, keep all foodstuffs, chemicals, or any other materials listed in the Conduct Book assigned to SCP-XXXX away from the room.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a standard 6.7 fl oz bottle of ETERNITY AQUA cologne for men from the Calvin Klein brand. It currently holds approximately 2.7236 fl oz of perfume liquid, around 2/5ths of the bottle.

The ingredients to the cologne are as follows, from base notes to top notes.

  • Sandalwood (Base)
  • Guaiac Wood (Base)
  • Patchouli (Base)
  • Musks (Base)
  • Szechuan pepper (Middle)
  • Lavender (Middle)
  • White cedarwood (Middle)
  • Chilled Cucumber (Top)
  • Citrus Cocktail (Top)
  • Water Lotus (Top)
  • Drenched Green Leaves (Top)

SCP-XXXX was first discovered late 2009, in a Macy's. ████ Johnson (deceased) and his wife ████████ Johnson (psychiatric ward patient).

An interview was conducted subsequent to the events that took place in ██/██/2009, by Dr. ██████ Garcia.

Interviewed: Ms. ████████ Johnson

Interviewer: Dr. ██████ Garcia

Foreword: After the death of her husband, ████████ Johnson fell into a fit of "despair and anguish" and was submitted into the ██████ Psychiatric Ward. SCP officials were contacted and sent Dr. Garcia to interview her.

<Begin Log, ██:██, ██/██/2009>

Dr. Garcia: Ms. Johnson, before we begin, I'd like to give you my condolences for your late husband.

Ms. Johnson says nothing, and stares at the floor.

Dr. Garcia: Ms. Johnson, from the time you bought the cologne, was there anything… unsettling about the bottle?

Ms. Johnson: No- nothing. It was just a bottle of cologne. It was on sale and it caught ████'s eye. He didn't wear it that night or for the rest of the week.

Dr. Garcia: So when did he wear it?

Ms. Johnson: It was Sunday morning. He decided to wear it for church. I left early; I had to teach the kids for Sunday School. I never even got to smell it.

Dr. Garcia: What happened then?

Ms. Johnson: I heard the sound of animal-like running. He entered the church. I don't know how, or why, but-

Ms. Johnson starts to cry softly, which soon devolves into hysterics. Dr. Garcia attempts to console her, but to no avail.

Dr. Garcia: Thank you for your time Ms. Johnson.

<End Log, ██:██, ██/██/2009>

Closing Statement: Dr. Garcia interviewed several other victims related to the incident. Read The Incident of ████████ 2009 by Dr. Garcia for the full unedited interpretation.

Excerpt from The Incident of ████████ 2009 by Dr. Garcia, page 7:

Then, Sunday came along. Mr. Johnson put on the cologne and drove to church, ████████ Convention. Everything was normal until he entered. He greeted the receptionist, Ms. ███████ Pemberley and two other ladies in the lobby with her. In under 5 seconds, the women's demeanor changed to that of a wild feral animal. They pounced on Mr. Johnson and begin to eat into his face, chest and underarm areas. All other areas were left untouched. Blood was quick to spurt out, and the noise attracted the rest of the church. More and more women started to pile onto Johnson, devouring him.

The smell of blood and saliva started to overpower the smell of the cologne, and the women regained their composure, but it was too late. Most immediately fainted, but some were able to witness the horrendous outcome of what they had done. The mutilated corpse of Mr. Johnson was open for all to see.

The police began to investigate but SCP officials took ahold of the case. Amnestics were delivered to those present at the scene. Several women were delivered to mental wards. On further inspection in Ms. Johnson's home, the bottle was found, smashed. No liquid was in the bottle, and any fingerprints were gone. No evidence of fingerprints were visible, and the theory of removing them on purpose was disproven almost immediately. No one had touched the bottle.

<End of Excerpt.>

The current whereabouts of the cologne is not yet known. Please read the attached addendum dated ██/██/2010 for more information.

Addendum - SCP-XXXX-A - ██/██/2010: In ████████ 2010, ███████ DeCruz bought an Eternity Aqua bottle. An incident similar to the events recorded in Dr. Garcia's 2009 paper occurred ██/██/2010. This happened in a much larger scale. DeCruz walked outside of his house to fetch the mail. He greeted his elderly neighbor, ███████ Parsons, when she all of a sudden roared like a feral animal and rushed towards DeCruz. A few other female neighbors, including DeCruz's own girlfriend heard the commotion and quickly joined in.

DeCruz decided to run for his life, not knowing what was happening. However, the more he ran, the more women started to run after him. The Foundation was alerted of this large wave of activity, and sent MTF-Epsilon 6 to spray a sleeping agent on the mass of women from a helicopter, as well as an amnestic, which would be distributed to surrounding areas as well. Unfortunately, DeCruz got into a taxi that led into the ██████ metroplex.

MTF Pi-1 was quickly called to action. By this point, another batch of women had begun to follow the taxi. The taxi driver, █████ Reynolds, stubbornly stopped the vehicle to tell the women to "quit being a pack of wolves." When he saw the sheer amount of them, however, he stepped on the acceleration pedal. Around five to six women had already latched onto the car and had started to break into the vehicle. The taxi driver could only watch in horror as DeCruz got his arms eaten off. MTF Pi-1, along with MTF Gamma-5, had come in time to incapacitate several of the women with more sprays. DeCruz was retrieved alive, and tended to by on-site doctors. Two MTF Epsilon-6 agents investigated DeCruz's house and located the bottle of cologne.