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Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-XXXX, containment is neither possible or necessary. In the unlikely event that an individual is affected by SCP-XXXX, said person is to be taken into custody, and any witnesses are to be given appropriate amnestic treatment.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a variable television advertisement which is capable of manifesting on any channel. When a viewer purchases an advertised item, they will experience the transformation of the skin of their back into dollar bills, totaling in the amount the viewer paid for the item. No harm occurs to the subject, and they are able to operate as if the change had never occured. The items advertised by SCP-XXXX are always of very poor quality and commercial value. Examples include: a pile of feces, a blade of grass, a damaged disk of the film Super Mario Bros., a grain of sand, and three shards of glass.
