Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: THIS IS A PLACEHOLDER
Description: SCP-XXXX is a concrete room with extreme and anomalous spacetime curvature. Its real geometry is detailed in Document XXXX-1, but due to its anomalous properties it appears to have dimensions of 2x2x2 meters.
Author: Dr. █████ ██████████
SCP-XXXX is what appears to be a room with perfectly cubical geometry, but this is only an illusion caused by the spacetime curvature inside it. In reality, the far side of the room is infinitely far away. Its walls curve outwards exponentially, with its width doubling every two meters traveled forwards. The ceiling is also subject to this effect.
Due to its anomalous properties, it is impossible to arrive at the far side of SCP-XXXX. As any object approaches the wall, they will appear to shrink, and due to the increase of relative distance to the wall, slow down. Eventually, the object will appear too small to observe and disappear. From the object's perspective, the entrance (and anything behind it) will appear to double in size for every two meters traveled. Regardless of distance traveled, the far side of SCP-XXXX will appear two meters away.
Spacetime curvature of this nature is impossible under regular laws of physics, since calculations indicate SCP-XXXX would have collapsed into a black hole long before it could achieve its current state. As such, an alternate cosmological model has been constructed from experiments performed inside SCP-XXXX. According to this model, the laws governing space and time are completely unrelated. For example, for every █ kilometers traveled, [REDACTED].
Case Designation: 0002149
Date of Creation: 12/05/2011
Priority: Highest
Personnel Involved: Senior Researcher Jonathan ███████ (0002149-A)
Civilians Involved: None
Anomalous items involved: SCP-XXXX
GoIs Involved: None
Date of event: 12/05/2011
Situation: Security footage indicates 0002149-A entered SCP-XXXX without permission, disobeying direct orders from the O5 council. 0002149-A is thought to have escaped with extremely sensitive documents, and has continuously evaded capture.
Measures in Effect: Terminate-on-sight order has been issued for 0002149-A. MTF Iota-25 "Little Green Men" has been assembled for the purpose of conducting a search.
Item #: SCP-4402
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-4402 are to be stored in a large Standard Containment Chamber at Site-92. If small enough, instances are to be stored in individual safes. All guards assigned to SCP-4402 are to take 100 mg of Class-H (Anterograde) amnestics every 24 hours. Individuals affected by SCP-4402 are to be anesthetized until affected tissue can be surgically removed and contained.
Any piece of writing partially or fully matching the description below is to be reported immediately. Attempts to spread, deduce or otherwise increase availability of the contents of SCP-4402 will be met with severe disciplinary action. All personnel seeking to enter SCP-4402's containment chamber require approval from the O5 Council and are to take Class-H amnestics prior to entry.
Description: SCP-4402 is the text from a shopping list made by an unknown individual, most likely between 1996 and 2005. Although the list is written in ordinary HB grade graphite, attempts to erase or add text have been unsuccessful. The contents of the text are as follows (redactions have been made to minimize creation of new SCP-4402 instances):
Hopefully you'll remember it this time, Daniel.
- Two dozen eggs
- [REDACTED]
- [REDACTED]
- [REDACTED]
- [REDACTED]
- [REDACTED]
- [REDACTED]
- [REDACTED]
- [REDACTED]
P.S. Take the chicken out of the freezer
-Mom
When the text above is fully written, typed out or otherwise stored, the medium of storage will become uneditable and invulnerable to all damage. In the case of physical copies, erasers or similar items do not have any effect and graphite or ink do not adhere. This effect also applies to human brains, as individuals who have been exposed to SCP-4402 in its entirety can recall its contents on demand after a single viewing, regardless of time elapsed since exposure.
Cerebral tissue containing memories of SCP-4402 is also immune to amnestics, physical trauma and decay long after the individual has died. However, these effects will not take place if the subject is incapable of forming new memories (e.g. suffering from short-term memory loss or under the effects of Class-H amnestics) or unable to perceive the text.
While existing instances of SCP-4402 cannot be edited, there is some leeway when creating new ones. Namely, the phrase "Take the chicken out of the freezer" may be replaced with an arbitrary piece of text, regardless of length or any other variable, and it will be memorized alongside the original text.
Following the recent discovery that it may overwrite other information if there is insufficient storage space, all proposals for using SCP-4402 as a mnemonics device have been rejected.
Addendum 4402-A:
Incident 4402-27
Date: ██/██/20██
Incident Report: An instance of SCP-4402 was accidentally transferred to the Site-58 e-mail server, and became appended with the entire contents of the server. 167 Foundation employees are know to have been affected. ██ individuals suffered varying levels of amnesia, ██ experienced partial paralysis, ██ report sensory hallucinations, █ suffered extreme shifts in personality, ██ have been diagnosed with epilepsy, ██ entered vegetative state and █ personnel are deceased. Site-58 entered lockdown soon afterwards. The server was transported to Containment Unit 4402 and a replacement server was set up. Extensive disabled-access equipment has been installed at Site-58. ██ personnel have been moved to different projects due to their inability to complete their current ones after the incident.
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Name: Researcher Simonson
Date: 26/04/2019
Total items: Four copies of "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run"
Input: A copy of JJBA: SBR.
Setting: Coarse
Output: A blue notebook with the words "I LIKE TO RIDE HORSE" scribbled on every page in a child's handwriting.
Input: A copy of JJBA: SBR.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A copy of JJBA: Phantom Blood. Subject was hardcover with the pages stuck together.
Input: A copy of JJBA: SBR.
Setting: Fine
Output: A copy of the U.S. constitution. Subject spins rapidly and uncontrollably around its spine. After some difficulty immobilizing the subject, subject was revealed to not contain the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment.
Note: That's… a little creepy. I hope this thing isn't plotting some kind of coup. -Researcher Simonson
Input: A copy of JJBA: SBR.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An intricate wooden figurine of a mummified corpse with holes in each hand. When placed on a flat surface, subject turned to face east. Personnel who carried weapons were repelled by the subject.
Name: Researcher Simonson
Date:29/04/2019
Total items: One bag of sand (coarse grain) weighing 20 kg.
Note: You have no idea how much effort it took to not make the obvious joke. -Researcher Simonson
Input: Single grain of sand.
Setting: Very fine
Output: 1m cube of unknown, translucent material with extremely low density. Subject only weighed 2 milligrams, as much as the input item.
Input: Sand bag.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Many large glass spheres strung on 20 meters of thin rope. Subject was completely unaffected by gravity.
Name: Researcher Simonson
Date:14/05/2019
Total items: A list of cardinal numbers up to 1000.
Input: List of numbers.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The same list, except the numbers 4, 5, 53, 98, 125, 155, 446, 511, 521, 533, 620, 736, 801 and 874 have check marks next to them. The significance of these numbers is unknown.
Input: Copy of previous output.
Setting: 1:1
Output: A set of coordinates (██.████████, ██.████████) located just off the west coast of Turkey. Nothing of importance has been found at this location.
Input: Copy of previous output.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An extremely complex diagram comprised of over fifty thousand tiny, intersecting polygons. The diagram appears to be Every vertex is labeled with a letter and a four-digit number. The measures of some angles and the lengths of some sides are given. The line segment |Y6438K0552| is labeled "x". Although analysis has shown there is enough information to solve for x, attempts to do so are still ongoing.
Name: Researcher Simonson
Date:15/05/2019
Total items: A glass of water (250 mL)
Input: Glass of water.
Setting: Fine
Output: Subject acquired an anomalous property that causes it to flip upside-down when held over electronics.
Note: It detected my phone through my [EXPLETIVE] pocket… -Researcher Simonson
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