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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX currently resides within a 10-meter by 10-meter paddock within Site-██, outfitted with a wooden deck, a set of pleasurably cushioned deck chairs and a wooden coffee table. These are to be regularly cleaned by janitorial personnel only if SCP-XXXX is absent for a period of more than two hours.
SCP-XXXX's paddock is- under complete observation and any interdimensional and interchronal travel is to be recorded alongside the amount of time absent. On SCP-XXXX's return, an interview is to be conducted under authority from any Class-B personnel.
Due to the nature of SCP-XXXX, extended absences are commonplace. Two tracking devices, in the form of both an aluminum dodecahedron and a handheld fan aesthetically tailored to suggest it was constructed in China, have been placed within the possession of SCP-XXXX. These devices are never to be accepted in an exchange of items from SCP-XXXX, even in the rare event that SCP-XXXX wishes to do so.
Any and all transfers of items from and to SCP-XXXX are to be overseen by Class-B personnel, and any and all items obtained are to be thoroughly investigated for anomalous properties and dated, as well as placed in inventorial containment for further testing, as needed.
Additionally, minor disinformation releases are to be scheduled regularly among stationed scientists. No confirmation of this practice is to be revealed to SCP-XXXX, should it ask.
Description: SCP-XXXX consists of both one 6-meter by 6-meter by 6-meter pyramid and a 2 and-a-half meter tall humanoid statue made of an unknown anomalous chrome metal (Henceforth referred to as SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2). The pyramid consists of two layers, one constructed of 10-centimeter octogonal plates of silver iron a mercury-based metallic alloy. These plates appear to be entirely devoid of engraving and/or damage, and upon command from SCP-XXXX can seemingly animate levitate and interlock in various shapes. According to SCP-XXXX-2, these plates serve as the main "protection" from interdimensional forces that seemingly "attack" interplanar vehicles. Secondly, SCP-XXXX-2 does not permit even Class-D personnel from interacting with this first layer, insisting such interaction would result in "complete molecular decombustion". Further inquiry into the meaning of this colloquialism has been unsuccessful.
Beneath the first layer lies a secondary layer of interlocking anomalous wooden planks, chemically devoid of pigment. These planks, alongside the metallic plates, can levitate in interlocked shapes at the behest of SCP-XXXX-2. Interaction with this layer has been permitted by SCP-XXXX-2, though sample removal for testing has been impossible.1
Interviews with SCP-XXXX-2 suggest an extensive collection of items supposedly acquired from different points of time and space. The only items SCP-XXXX-2 has been willing to part with are two similar firearms SCP-XXXX-2 has stated "came from a time of which humans killed frequently and indiscriminately."2
SCP-XXXX-2 is formed of an unknown metal to this dimension, according to SCP-XXXX-2. Despite being metallic, the substance does not appear to hinder the SCP's ability to move at high speeds, judging by SCP-XXXX-2's ability to perform interpretive dance. The SCP also appears to be modeled after a human male, though devoid of genitalia and identifying factors. When questioned on this similarity, SCP-XXXX-2 demonstrated an admiration for the human form, and stated that he "simply moved his metal."
This interpretive dance that SCP-XXXX-2 claims are the only language of his species is the anomaly's only form of communication, and any attempts to teach it human language have resulted in SCP-XXXX-2's subsequent absence from containment for up to 7 days.
SCP-XXXX-2 appears to be in constant telepathic communication with SCP-XXXX-1 and displays telekinetic control over SCP-XXXX-1's layers, and presumably the interdimensional and interchronal controls within.
SCP-XXXX-2 is confirmed to be one individual in a species, although the anomaly seems to follow a different code of law than its kin, of which it describes "Species Law" (The laws formed by the species that inhabit a dimension) and "Interplanar/Interdimensional Law" (The laws decreed by interdimensional powers that SCP-XXXX-2 seems to revere out of fear of the repercussions of illegal activities).
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