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Item #: SCP-5127
Object Class: Euclid Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of the anomaly, SCP-5127 cannot be contained by the Foundation at this time. Foundation agents are to monitor areas around the homes of residents in ████████, Iowa, specifically for instances of SCP-5127-1. When an instance of SCP-5127-1 is found, class-A amnestics are to be administered to any witnesses. Any and all items created from these instances are to be incinerated after sufficient testing is complete.
Description: SCP-5127 is a phenomenon that affects civilians within the state of Iowa, USA. SCP-5127 appears to be a young man standing at approximately 2 meters, and appears to be of Caucasian descent, with no outstanding traits, other than, at times, a smile larger than what should be anatomically possible.
SCP-5127 will appear during random intervals within ████████, Iowa, USA. SCP-5127 seems to hold no preference of area, as it has been seen appearing in schools, homes, and businesses. The only criteria the SCP so far cares to meet is an amount of no less than 3 people occupying a space it's chosen.
After appearing, SCP-5127 will make a joke. These jokes appear to vary widely in theme and purpose, often relating to a scenario that has happened within the occupied space. When SCP-5127 says a joke, an instance of SCP-5127-1 happens immediately afterwards. SCP-5127-1 is either an object or event, at all times causing a form of reality manipulation. The level of change these events create are incredibly inconsistent. SCP-5127-1 is the product of a quite literal iteration of a joke, phrase, or statement that SCP-5127 has made.
Addendum #5127-A: The following are instances of SCP-5127-1 that SCP-5127 has created.
Scene: SCP-5127 appears in the middle of a grocery store. Residents alert authorities of a man that appeared seemingly out of nowhere. Subject is seen gripping an apple, staying still, with a grin too wide to be anatomically possible for a human. SCP foundation arrives as subject exclaims, "You know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away," before running off. Subject evades personnel with anomalous resilience.
Aftermath: All doctors within a 200 meter radius disappear entirely. Personnel told to "count every damn apple in this store," by O5. A total of 274 apples were counted where SCP-5127 was, with a total of 4956 apples being in the entire store. All doctors reappeared exactly 274 days later. Doctors claim no recollection of this event. Reclassification as Keter has been approved after this event.
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Scene: SCP-5127 appears in a running event among the crowds. Due to the nature of this event, the SCP foundation was unable to respond to this instance until afterwards. One witness claims to have seen what he described as "A guy that came out of nowhere with a huge smile," and described the subject to be staring among the runners. Subject was quiet for several minutes before asking the witness, "What do sprinters eat before a race?" Before the witness could respond, they are cut off by the subject, who responds saying, "Nothing, they fast!" Immediately after saying this subject is seen running away.
Aftermath: Right before the runners can begin their race, severe symptoms of malnutrition appear on all runners. Following this event, personnel begin distributing Class-A amnestics to everyone viewing the race. Runners are now hospitalized, and have very little fat or muscle mass remaining.
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Scene: Subject appeared in the middle of a funeral, on top of a coffin. Authorities were immediately called, and SCP personnel arrived upon hearing the nature of this event. Subject had his eyes fixated on the corpse of a deceased father, until he stated, "I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!"
Aftermath: Every father in a 200 mile radius began laughing uncontrollably to the point of asphyxiation. This effect only stopped once they were unconscious. Foundation successfully apprehended SCP-5127 before he could escape. Subject was then immediately gagged to prevent any instances of SCP-5127-1, and taken to closest Foundation base.
Addendum #5127-B: SCP-5127 is put into a soundproof room as a temporary containment procedure. Before interviewed, subject is gagged and given a piece of paper and a pencil. An interview between SCP-5127 and Dr. ████ can be seen below.
Addendum #5127-C: Portion of recorded interview with SCP-5127 and Dr. ████
Dr. ████ : I'm gonna start off by asking your name.
SCP-5127: (Nods and begins writing something out. Subject then begins disappearing as the paper is read)
<End Log>
Note: The piece of paper was recovered and read "See you next fall!" Dr. ██████ reported seeing SCP-5127 stare at him later that year, during a shopping trip on October ██, ████, before immediately disappearing. Re containing SCP-5127 has proven unsuccessful
