Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in Storage Locker-77 at Site-13. Testing is to be approved by Level 3 personnel.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a white, wooden flute. It comes in a rigid rectangular box that is colored purple, and has a stylized W. Beneath the letter W, it reads "Dr. Wondertainment's Wonder Flute" and has the following description on the back.
Fill your world with sweet music with Dr. Wondertainment's Wonder Flute!
Enjoy the wonderful sounds and the guaranteed dancing, imagery, and overall fun!
Training guide also included to help develop your musical skills! Just rub the flute three times to start the guide. Have a ball!
When SCP-XXXX is played, regardless of a user's actual skill, it produces a high quality performance. Various effects also occur, and can be viewed in Addendum 02. Said effects also ceases when the aforementioned 'training guide' is activated, which is designated as SCP-XXXX-1.
SCP-XXXX-1 manifests after a sudden puff of smoke when rubbing the flute three times as instructed. It is a sapient humanoid entity with a feline appearance. It stands 1.8 meters tall, wears a top hot, and a purple bow tie. It has grey fur and its tail ends in a makeshift flute.
SCP-XXXX-1 will attempt to teach a subject how to master SCP-XXXX, and by extension non anomalous flutes. It can speak multiple languages, and would engage in off-topic dialogue while teaching. When no longer needed, it would disappear in a flash of colored smoke.
Addendum 01: Interview Log
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-1
Interviewer: Dr. Rodriguez
<Begin Log>
SCP-XXXX-1 appears after a cloud of smoke.
SCP-XXXX-1: Hello there. Thank you for rubbing the flute. I will be your instructor to help you play better.
Dr. Rodriguez: Hello, I would like to just ask some questions. I am not interested in learning how to play the flute. Sorry.
SCP-XXXX-1: Oh. Sure. I would like to socialize. It is boring being away.
Dr. Rodriguez: Where do you go to?
SCP-XXXX-1: I… don't know exactly. It is kind of like not existing, if that makes sense. I am one with the flute so maybe inside it like a genie? I assume that is how I work.
Dr. Rodriguez: I would think so too.
SCP-XXXX-1: Yeah.
Dr. Rodriguez: Anyway, were
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX instances are to be kept in a standard humanoid containment chamber at Site-21.
Description: SCP-XXXX refers to a series plastic human skeletons of various sizes that are animate and sapient.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is being observed via satellite and being followed by the SCPS Lazuli which is under the command of Naval Task Force Beta.
Raids performed by entities aboard SCP-XXXX are to be disrupted and civilians involved are to be amnesticized. If necessary, Mobile Task Force Gamma-5 ("Red Herrings") are to be deployed to assist. Any entities captured are to be transported to Site-87 and placed in standard humanoid containment chambers.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a sailing ship designed in the fashion of ships from the 14th and 15th centuries in Europe. It is painted with various bright colors, and at the sides of the hull at the front is two simplistic eyes painted. Details of the interior are currently unknown though it appears larger within compared to the exterior. Behind the ship is a small label which reads, "Property of Dr. Wondertainment" that is scratched out, though is still legible.
SCP-XXXX is operated by a crew of various entities, mostly humanoid, designated as SCP-XXXX-A instances. Entities generally are dressed as stereotypical pirates. Below is partial list of observed crew members.
| Designation |
Description |
| SCP-XXXX-1-01 |
A humanoid entity dressed as a pirate captain that is made of plastic, and have visible joints reminiscent of dolls.. |
| SCP-XXXX-1-02 |
A stuffed humanoid with long flimsy striped arms terminating in white gloved hands reminiscent of early cartoon characters. |
| SCP-XXXX-1-04 |
A large patchwork stuffed humanoid resembling the genus Gorilla. Entity wears a vest and a stripped shirt. |
| SCP-XXXX-1-06 |
Entity heavily resembles SCP-846 except it wears a fake beard and pirate hat. |
| SCP-XXXX-1-14 through -16 |
The three entities are SCP-3551-2 instances and sometimes one of them would wear an eye patch if forced by other entities aboard. The instances notably are seen mostly wearing belts with various tools attached. The instances are generally stationed at the crow's nest of the ship. |
Despite having sails, SCP-XXXX is capable of propulsion via unknown means to achieve various high speeds. The highest documented
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-XXXX are to be kept within Storage Locker-18 at Site-13. Testing is to be approved by Level 3 personnel.
Description: SCP-XXXX refers to a series of trading cards branded as "Space Battle Cards". The cards depict an illustration on one side with a title while the opposite side contains a description.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: The channel SCP-XXXX broadcasts from is to be blocked from public viewing. Foundation web crawlers are to monitor the internet for mention of SCP-XXXX. Amnestics are to be appropriately administered.
One television set is currently used for viewing SCP-XXXX. Recordings of SCP-XXXX's broadcasting is to be kept at Secure Archive XXXX. Level 3 clearance is required to access the archive.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a television channel broadcasting from an unknown source in cable television. It primarily broadcasts in the United States, Canada, Mexico, Japan, and Western Europe. The channel is named the "Dr. Wondertainment Wondertoon Network".
| Programming |
header |
header |
| cell-content |
cell-content |
cell-content |
| cell-content |
cell-content |
cell-content |
| cell-content |
cell-content |
cell-content |
| SCP-2702 |
cell-content |
cell-content |
| cell-content |
cell-content |
cell-content |
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