Baronjoe Tales
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Dr. Wondertainment stared off from his balcony. He rested on a velvet chair, and was drinking hot chocolate. He was watching the snowflakes fall as it blanketed his city of pure imagination.

Christmas was getting close, and Dr. Wondertainment smiled. He was very excited for it is such a wonderful time of the year. His many, wonderful employees were hard at work to bring another year of joy. He could hear the workshops from the balcony assembling the toys. Shame that his investors and associates were only concern about the coming profits.

Nonetheless, Dr. Wondertainment had something special planned this Christmas. Not long ago, he had a thought of his dear collectors, the Foundation, and those under their care. He had came to a realization that Santa never visited them! It was unheard of to Wondertainment. Santa was always there for him, and why not for the other special boys and girls? Everyone deserved Christmas!

Well, he planned to change that. He had his Robo-Santas (really, there were Robo-Dudes painted red and white with fake white beards) load up gifts onto his Wonder-Shipment Vessel.

Soon he needed to get ready to go. He rose from the chair and went inside into his office. It was decorated with velvet wallpaper, large bookshelves, and on the walls hung various paintings. At his desk, was a white folder that had his iconic W logo stamped on, which he picked up. It had various reports of those within the Foundation's care, and he still had a lot to look through. He planned to read up on them when he's aboard the Wonder-Shipment Vessel. There he could also make their gifts.

With the folder under his left arm, he exits from his office to a hallway. There was various statues made of chocolate that lined the walls. He would break a piece off, but he didn't have much time. As he walked, one of his assistants, Reggie the Ragdoll, exited from a loud buzzing room and greeted him.

"Hello, Dr. Wondertainment! I was just coming to see you!" Reggie said enthusiastically. He was short and wore a brown suit. He had buttons for eyes, one red and the other purple. His mouth was represented by a red line of string. In Reggie's hands was a clipboard he never leaves without. Such a wonderful assistant.

Reggie told Dr. Wondertainment that everything was ready, and both walked into an elevator. Wondertainment whistled along with the elevator music as Reggie spoke to him.

"By the way, have you finished writing the letters to accompany the gifts?" Reggie asked.

Wondertainment stopped whistling. He didn't actually finish the letters for he written only one and it was in his pocket. He was too busy thinking about the gifts and the smiles he was to make.

"Uh," Wondertainment said hesitantly, "not yet but I'm close. Does the vessel have paper?"

"Yes." Reggie responded.

"Okay, I'll finish it on the way." Dr. Wondertainment said with a nervous smile. He hoped it wouldn't be much of a problem.

The elevator finally opened into a large hangar. The Wonder-Shipment Vessel was docked ahead and surrounded by engineers. They looked like Dr. Seuss characters and wore purple hard hats with the Wondertainment logo on the side. They gestured to Wondertainment and he waved back.

He boarded the red oval-shaped vessel, and passed many of his Robo-Santas through the white corridors. He arrived at the bridge of the vessel, and set himself on a chair. Reggie awed at the sight of the many flashing lights and consoles.


On Christmas day, multiple presents was delivered to various Sites via a large unknown aerial craft. The presents were addressed to various SCPs, and were from Dr. Wondertainment as evidenced by notes left behind. Below is a list of items recovered and the accompanying notes.

SCP Present Description Recovered Note
SCP-999 Six large sacks containing mostly M&Ms and various candy. Sacks refill when emptied after four hours. "Enjoy!"
SCP-134 SCP-134 received two gifts. cell-content
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