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Item #: SCP-4653

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4653 is supposed to be secured within a safe or vault in the nearest containment site to where the object was discovered. Instances of SCP-4653 should remain within a folder or box marked with a description of the object. SCP-4653 may not be stored in any room with that contains a clock when not being used for testing. When removing SCP-4653 from it’s safe for testing, no researcher may have be in possession of a object that contains any type of clock. If SCP-4653 is being moved into a room with a clock, the researcher carrying the object should not have any kind of writing utensil on their person.

Description: SCP-4653 is an elementary-level test on varying types of paper. When someone first comes into contact with SCP-4653 they will have a strong urge to grab the paper and keep it with themselves. The longer somebody is in possession of SCP-4653 the stronger the desire to take the test is.

If someone who has obtained an instance of SCP-4653 does take the test, they will begin to have difficulty solving basic problems, feel a vague sense of urgency and a strong desire to know what ████ ██ ██. When a person █████ ███ ████ while taking the test they will age quicker, time will feel as if it's passing faster, and their problem solving abilities will deteriorate.

Once separated from SCP-4653 the desire to take the test subsides. If someone is removed from SCP-4653 while interacting with the object the aging and mental deterioration stops.

SCP-4653 was first discovered after it was distributed at ██████████ Elementary School in █████ █████ School District. Class-B amnestics were administered to all students and school personnel. Students and personnel of the school affected by SCP-4653 were described as "40 to 70-year-olds with the IQ of 5-year-olds" when foundation personnel arrived on scene and were later taken by the foundation to act as D-Class subjects.