Long Egg

Item #: SCP-28473-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Prosedures: SCP-28473-J should be contained in a kitchen and should not be touched in any ways.

Description: SCP-28473-J is an anomalous egg that is very long. When a person touches the egg, it will start to grow longer and longer. Nothing can stop this event, and the things that blocks the egg will be destroyed by the long egg. This egg can be stopped by hitting it with a hammer.

Note: Look guys, this is not funny. You might laugh at this because L O N G E G G but it is a serious problem. This egg is too long for our world and we need to stop it from getting longer. This long egg is dangerous. -Dr. Doo Doo Booger Balls