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Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-xxxx is to be contained in a storage locker located in Site ██. SCP-xxxx is available for use by site personnel on request Due to damage caused by Agent L██ and manifestation of additional anomalous properties, SCP-xxxx is to be kept in the center of a locked circular cell of radius 25 meters with at least 2 armed security personnel at the door to prevent access. All personnel spending extended time in the proximity of SCP-xxxx are to undergo regular psychological evaluation. Request to change classification to Euclid pending.

Description: SCP-xxxx appears to be a pair of nondescript white socks. When worn, personnel describe a feeling of of extreme relaxation. Multiple wearers have stated that the socks "are in the right place" but are unable to elaborate. SCP-xxxx appears to be a pair of socks made of a mildly radioactive mesh of a sharp unidentifiable metal. SCP-xxxx seemingly compels all humans to put it on their feet. This effect increases exponentially as distance to SCP-xxxx decreases. The duration of this effect has shown correlation to both time spent in SCP-xxxx's proximity and knowledge of the its properties. When worn, the subjects describe a feeling of extreme comfort and euphoria despite signifiant injuries to the feet and other regions of the body that come into contact with SCP-xxxx. This continues for 5 hours or until SCP-xxxx is removed after which the wearer's psychological health rapidly deteriorates. Some wearers who retain the ability to speak repeatedly vocalize phrases such as "his socks are right" and "the world is not right for his socks".

SCP-xxxx was discovered in the residence of Agent L██ by Dr. ██████. While searching through his dresser, Dr.██████ discovered SCP-xxxx