SCP-5632-J - OH GOD NOT THE WASPS
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I GOT IT IN THE CUP THANK GOD

ITEM #: SCP-5632-J

OBJECT CLASS: SAFE (THANK FUCK)

SPECIAL CONTAIMENT PROCEDURES: THE GIANT FUCKING WASP IS TO BE KEPT IN A GLASS CUP BIG ENOUGH TO FIT THAT FUCKING MONSTROSITY

DESCRIPTION: THE WASP IS BIG AS FUCK, I DIDNT MEASURE BECAUSE IM TOO TERRIFIED TO EVEN HEAR IT

ITS STINGER IS HUGE AS FUCK TOO LIKE JESUS CHRIST MAN

I DONT HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE IT CAME FROM CAN SOMEONE HERE TELL ME?

I DONT WANT TO PUT IT OUTSIDE BECAUSE:
1 - WASPS ARE ASSHOLES
2 - JESUS CHRIST THAT THING IS HORRIFYING
3 - WASPS ARE STILL ASSHOLES

IM SCARED TO GO IN THE LIVING ROOM NOW BECAUSE EVERYTIME I DO I SEE THAT FUCKING THING BUZZING AT ME
WHAT THE HELL IS ITS PROBLEM? OH MY GOD. I THINK IT JUST HATES HUMANITY, THATS ALL, ITS THE WASP THAT WANTS TO MURDER EVERY MAN ALIVE ON THIS EARTH.

GOD WHY ME.

ADDENDUM: OH FUCK IT GOT OUT