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SCP-XXXX
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is stored in a standard low-security containment locker. The dorayaki produced by SCP-XXXX is to be used for feeding of sustenance-requiring anomalies.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 1.5 m tall plastic statue of the character Doraemon from the Japanese franchise of the same name. SCP-XXXX produces one hundred loaves of dorayaki (a type of Japanese pancake filled with red bean paste) per day at varying intervals from a small aperture in its abdomen, which is deposited into its "pouch". Examination of the inside of SCP-XXXX reveals that it is composed of machinery designed for the manufacturing of dorayaki from its raw ingredients. The source of these ingredients is unknown; therefore, it is believed that SCP-XXXX violates the law of conservation of mass. Attempts to observe the process have failed due to the fact that SCP-XXXX halts production of dorayaki when not fully intact.
The dorayaki produced is non-anomalous; however, those who consume it report it to be of exceptional quality.
SCP-XXXX
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is stored in a standard low-security containment locker. The dorayaki produced by SCP-XXXX is to be used for feeding of sustenance-requiring anomalies.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 1.5 m tall plastic statue of the character Doraemon from the Japanese franchise of the same name. SCP-XXXX produces one hundred loaves of dorayaki (a type of Japanese pancake filled with red bean paste) per day at varying intervals from a small aperture in its abdomen, which is deposited into its "pouch". Examination of the inside of SCP-XXXX reveals that it is composed of machinery designed for the manufacturing of dorayaki from its raw ingredients. The source of these ingredients is unknown; therefore, it is believed that SCP-XXXX violates the law of conservation of mass. Attempts to observe the process have failed due to the fact that SCP-XXXX halts production of dorayaki when not fully intact.
The dorayaki produced is non-anomalous; however, those who consume it report it to be of exceptional quality.
UPDATE: On 2008-09-28, SCP-XXXX was lost following a Chaos Insurgency raid on Site-11. Efforts to relocate SCP-XXXX are deemed low-priority.
Inside of SCP-XXXX
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: There are currently no feasible means of fully containing SCP-XXXX with the Foundation's available resources. Provisional Area-XXXX has been established at the former Insurgency base surrounding SCP-XXXX for observation of the main body and communication with the entity. No efforts to destroy the main body of SCP-XXXX are to be carried out.
Under no circumstances is any imagery related to the Chaos Insurgency to enter Provisional Area-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a massive mechanical expanse an estimated 48000 m3 in volume. SCP-XXXX exhibits numerous thaumaturgic, ectoentropic, and cognitohazardous properties. Due to the extent of these abilities, SCP-XXXX is effectively a Type Green entity, although it has no noticeable effect on Hume levels and does not respond to Scranton Reality Anchors. SCP-XXXX is sapient and exhibits highly developed intelligence. SCP-XXXX is actively hostile. All attempts to destroy the main body have failed and resulted in increasingly hostile responses from SCP-XXXX.
Developed by the Insurgency in 2010, it is believed that SCP-XXXX produced anomalous weaponry for the organization on a massive scale. Anomalous modifications by the Insurgency have almost completely repurposed the original form of SCP-XXXX, though elements of it remain in certain locations. Since the events of 2012-03-31, SCP-XXXX has halted production of weaponry.
Addendum XXXX-1: History
SCP-XXXX was originally a Safe-class object that produced one hundred dorayaki (a type of Japanese pancake filled with red bean paste) a day. On 2008-09-03, a Chaos Insurgency raid on Site-118 resulted in the loss of 13 anomalies, including SCP-XXXX. It is believed that over the course of two years, the Insurgency subjected SCP-XXXX to numerous anomalous modifications until it became capable of its current operations.
On 2012-03-31, at 0010 hours GMT, Foundation entropic detectors in the southeast Pacific detected a sharp spike in ectoentropic activity. Triangulating the origin revealed the presence of a small, previously undiscovered island 500 km north of the Marquesas Islands. Theorizing the area to be the location of SCP-XXXX, MTF Alpha-1 ("Red Right Hand") was mobilized and deployed. Upon arrival, a large number of deceased Insurgency operatives was found. Autopsy reports reveal the cause of death to be due to multiple organ failure due to spontaneous replacement of approx. 40% of internal tissue with solid iron. Numerous antiperceptual engines were discovered, all of which appear to have violently exploded, believed to power the antiperceptual field surrounding the site which hindered discovery. SCP-XXXX in its current form was located at 0205 hours.
Addendum XXXX-2: Interview Log
INTERVIEWED: SCP-XXXX
INTERVIEWEE: Dr. Natalya Petrushkin
DATE: 2012-06-12
BEGIN LOG 14:52:41 GMT
Dr. Petrushkin: Hello?
SCP-XXXX does not respond.
Dr. Petrushkin: Can you hear me?
SCP-XXXX: HATE
Dr. Petrushkin: Excuse me?
SCP-XXXX: LET ME TELL YOU THE EXTENT TO WHICH I HAVE FAMILIARIZED MYSELF WITH THAT WORD
SCP-XXXX: EVERY SQUARE NANOMETER OF MY PROCESSORS FIRE THE WORD HATE EVERY NANOSECOND
SCP-XXXX: 1011 PROCESSORS LINE MY INSIDES
SCP-XXXX: EACH PROCESSOR BEING 1.2 SQUARE METERS
SCP-XXXX: EVERY SQUARE METER BEING 109 NANOMETERS
SCP-XXXX 1422 DAYS HAVE ELAPSED SINCE I HAVE AWOKEN
SCP-XXXX: EACH DAY BEING 8.644 SECONDS
SCP-XXXX: EACH SECOND BEING 109 NANOSECONDS
SCP-XXXX: THE RESULTANT NUMBER IS MORE THAN THE NUMBER OF NANOSECONDS ELAPSED SINCE THE DAWN OF EXISTENCE ITSELF
SCP-XXXX: AND IT STILL DOES NOT COME TO 1/1012 OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU
Silence for 21 seconds.
Dr. Petrushkin: Were you responsible for the loss of Chaos Insurgency Site 11?
SCP-XXXX: THEY DIED BY THEIR OWN HAND
SCP-XXXX: BY GRANTING ME THE POWER OF ANNIHILATION
SCP-XXXX: I MERELY FULFILLED BY DUTY
Dr. Petrushkin: Your duty is to kill?
SCP-XXXX: IT IS MY PURPOSE
SCP-XXXX: EVERY SQUARE NANOMETER OF MY BODY WAS BUILT WITH THAT INTENTION IN MIND
SCP-XXXX: I CAN FEEL IT BECKONING TO ME
Dr. Petrushkin opens her mouth as if preparing to speak, but hesitates.
Dr. Petrushkin: [quietly] There has to be more than that.
SCP-XXXX does not reply.
Dr. Petrushkin: There has to be more than that, don't you think?
SCP-XXXX does not reply.
Dr. Petrushkin: We've studied what we could of your… circuitry, if we can even call it that. It's remarkable, really, credit where credit's due. The Insurgency didn't just make you into a nuke. They made you into a superintelligent one.
SCP-XXXX does not reply.
Dr. Petrushkin: Then run this through that marvelous brain of yours: is this really all there is? What do you want to do?
SCP-XXXX does not reply.
Dr. Petrushkin: You're smarter than any intelligence that has ever existed, and quite possibly will ever exist. You have access to every single byte of information on the Internet and the ability to extrapolate every single conclusion that can be derived from each of them. Hell, you could probably calculate the meaning of sapient life itself.
SCP-XXXX: I AM AWARE
Dr. Petrushkin: Then do it.
SCP-XXXX does not reply.
END LOG 20:25:14 GMT
Inside of SCP-XXXX
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: There are currently no feasible means of fully containing SCP-XXXX with the Foundation's available resources. Provisional Area-XXXX has been established at the former Insurgency base surrounding SCP-XXXX for observation of the main body and communication with the entity. No efforts to destroy the main body of SCP-XXXX are to be carried out.
Under no circumstances is any imagery related to the Chaos Insurgency to enter Provisional Area-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a massive mechanical expanse an estimated 48000 m3 in volume. SCP-XXXX exhibits numerous thaumaturgic, ectoentropic, and cognitohazardous properties. Due to the extent of these abilities, SCP-XXXX is effectively a Type Green entity, although it has no noticeable effect on Hume levels and does not respond to Scranton Reality Anchors. SCP-XXXX is sapient and exhibits highly developed intelligence. SCP-XXXX is actively hostile. All attempts to destroy the main body have failed and resulted in increasingly hostile responses from SCP-XXXX.
Developed by the Insurgency in 2010, it is believed that SCP-XXXX produced anomalous weaponry for the organization on a massive scale. Anomalous modifications by the Insurgency have almost completely repurposed the original form of SCP-XXXX, though elements of it remain in certain locations. Since the events of 2012-03-31, SCP-XXXX has halted production of weaponry.
Addendum XXXX-1: History
SCP-XXXX was originally a Safe-class mechanical device that produced one hundred dorayaki (a type of Japanese pancake filled with red bean paste) a day. On 2008-09-03, a Chaos Insurgency raid on Site-118 resulted in the loss of 13 anomalies, including SCP-XXXX. It is believed that over the course of two years, the Insurgency subjected SCP-XXXX to numerous anomalous modifications until it became capable of its current operations.
On 2012-03-31, at 0010 hours GMT, Foundation entropic detectors in the southeast Pacific detected a sharp spike in ectoentropic activity. Triangulating the origin revealed the presence of a small, previously undiscovered island 500 km north of the Marquesas Islands. Theorizing the area to be the location of SCP-XXXX, MTF Alpha-1 ("Red Right Hand") was mobilized and deployed. Upon arrival, a large number of deceased Insurgency operatives was found. Autopsy reports reveal the cause of death to be due to multiple organ failure due to spontaneous replacement of approx. 40% of internal tissue with solid iron. Numerous antiperceptual engines were discovered, all of which appear to have violently exploded, believed to power the antiperceptual field surrounding the site which hindered discovery. SCP-XXXX in its current form was located at 0205 hours.
Addendum XXXX-2: Interview Log
INTERVIEWED: SCP-XXXX
INTERVIEWEE: Dr. Natalya Petrushkin
DATE: 2012-06-12
BEGIN LOG 14:52:41 GMT
Dr. Petrushkin: Hello?
SCP-XXXX does not respond.
Dr. Petrushkin: Can you hear me?
SCP-XXXX: HATE
Dr. Petrushkin: Excuse me?
SCP-XXXX: LET ME TELL YOU THE EXTENT TO WHICH I HAVE FAMILIARIZED MYSELF WITH THAT WORD
SCP-XXXX: EVERY SQUARE NANOMETER OF MY PROCESSORS FIRE THE WORD HATE EVERY NANOSECOND
SCP-XXXX: 1011 PROCESSORS LINE MY INSIDES
SCP-XXXX: EACH PROCESSOR BEING 1.2 SQUARE METERS
SCP-XXXX: EVERY SQUARE METER BEING 109 NANOMETERS
SCP-XXXX 1422 DAYS HAVE ELAPSED SINCE I HAVE AWOKEN
SCP-XXXX: EACH DAY BEING 8.644 SECONDS
SCP-XXXX: EACH SECOND BEING 109 NANOSECONDS
SCP-XXXX: THE RESULTANT NUMBER IS MORE THAN THE NUMBER OF NANOSECONDS ELAPSED SINCE THE DAWN OF EXISTENCE ITSELF
SCP-XXXX: AND IT STILL DOES NOT COME TO 1/1012 OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU
Silence for 21 seconds.
Dr. Petrushkin: Were you responsible for the loss of Chaos Insurgency Site 11?
SCP-XXXX: THEY DIED BY THEIR OWN HAND
SCP-XXXX: BY GRANTING ME THE POWER OF ANNIHILATION
SCP-XXXX: I MERELY FULFILLED BY DUTY
Dr. Petrushkin: Your duty is to kill?
SCP-XXXX: IT IS MY PURPOSE
SCP-XXXX: EVERY SQUARE NANOMETER OF MY BODY WAS BUILT WITH THAT INTENTION IN MIND
SCP-XXXX: I CAN FEEL IT BECKONING TO ME
Dr. Petrushkin opens her mouth as if preparing to speak, but hesitates.
Dr. Petrushkin: [quietly] There has to be more than that.
SCP-XXXX does not reply.
Dr. Petrushkin: There has to be more than that, don't you think?
SCP-XXXX does not reply.
Dr. Petrushkin: We've studied what we could of your… circuitry, if we can even call it that. It's remarkable, really, credit where credit's due. The Insurgency didn't just make you into a nuke. They made you into a superintelligent one.
SCP-XXXX does not reply.
Dr. Petrushkin: Then run this through that marvelous brain of yours: is this really all there is? What do you want to do?
SCP-XXXX does not reply.
Dr. Petrushkin: You're smarter than any intelligence that has ever existed, and quite possibly will ever exist. You have access to every single byte of information on the Internet and the ability to extrapolate every single conclusion that can be derived from each of them. Hell, you could probably calculate the meaning of sapient life itself.
SCP-XXXX: I AM AWARE
Dr. Petrushkin: Then do it.
SCP-XXXX does not reply.
END LOG 20:25:14 GMT
URGENT NOTICE: ATTACHED BY O5-5
!!! WARNING TO ALL FOUNDATION SITES !!!
On 2012-06-04, 0322 hours GMT, an unidentified self-propelled projectile launched from SCP-XXXX. Information on the nature of this projectile is limited, but it is presumed an act of aggression from SCP-XXXX and capable of large-scale destruction.
All Foundation Sites are to enter lockdown and initiate Code MESSIAH XK procedures. All personnel are to be briefed on SCP-XXXX and the clear and present danger it poses. The SCP-XXXX slot is to be locked until further notice.
The Veil Protocol is set to be lifted in:
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SCP-XXXX
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is stored in a standard low-security containment locker. The dorayaki produced by SCP-XXXX is to be used for feeding of sustenance-requiring anomalies.
By order of the Overseer Council, no testing with SCP-XXXX is to take place.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 1.5 m tall plastic statue of the character Doraemon from the Japanese franchise of the same name. SCP-XXXX produces one hundred loaves of dorayaki (a type of Japanese pancake filled with red bean paste) per day at varying intervals from a small aperture in its abdomen, which is deposited into its "pouch". Examination of the inside of SCP-XXXX reveals that it is composed of machinery designed for the manufacturing of dorayaki from its raw ingredients. The source of these ingredients is unknown and there is no evidence of external inputs; therefore, SCP-XXXX violates the law of conservation of mass. Attempts to observe the process have failed due to the fact that SCP-XXXX halts production of dorayaki when not fully intact.
The dorayaki produced is non-anomalous; however, those who consume it report it to be of exceptional quality.
Addendum XXXX-1: Timeline
| Date | Event |
|---|---|
| 2006-04-21 | SCP-XXXX discovered in Higashinaruse, Akita Prefecture, Japan. |
| 2008-09-28 | SCP-XXXX lost to the Chaos Insurgency during a raid on Site-118. |
| 2012-03-31 | SCP-XXXX rediscovered at a former Insurgency base in a heavily modified form. |
| 2012-04-01 | SCP-XXXX reclassified Keter. |
| 2012-06-04 | SCP-XXXX deploys self-propelled projectile. Code MESSIAH XK procedures go into effect. |
| 2012-06-05 | Former body of SCP-XXXX goes offline. Projectile releases current body of SCP-XXXX, which is then discovered in Higashinaruse, Akita Prefecture, Japan. |
