Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
Due to the nature of the anomaly surrounding SCP-XXXX, complete containment is impossible at this time. As of Incident XXXX-A, any personnel treated with amnestics are not to be assigned to or enter SCP-XXXX. Prescriptions of stimulants and the sale of recreational drugs to amnesticized SCP-XXXX residents are to be monitored.
As the nature of SCP-XXXX is not yet fully understood, no anomalous objects are permitted within the boundaries of SCP-XXXX or within 1 km of its borders without prior authorization from Head Researcher Over. To ensure the safety of both Foundation Property and those living in and around SCP-XXXX, Foundation presence in SCP-XXXX should be kept to a minimum.
No attempts to remove SCP-XXXX-1 from SCP-XXXX are to be made for any reason. Any surviving members of the Plain family discovered outside SCP-XXXX are to be immediately detained and questioned. Any members of the Plain family that surface within SCP-XXXX are to be approached by disguised Foundation personal and questioned immediately.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is a small-sized city located in [REDACTED], United States, colloquially known as Plainsville. SCP-XXXX functions as an "anti-nexus", in that nothing anomalous can occur within the established borders of SCP-XXXX. Aggregated experiment data suggests that SCP-XXXX is capable of manipulating probability within its borders so that the most likely outcome in a given situation will occur without exception. Non-anomalous statistics regarding SCP-XXXX almost exactly reflect applicable averages, with any discrepancies falling within accepted standard deviation. The population residing within SCP-XXXX is subject to its anomalous effects, but appear to be unaware of this fact. See Interview XXXX-1 for more information on the population of SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX-1 is the designation for a humanoid entity commonly known as Derrick Plain. SCP-XXXX-1 appears to be a descendent of Joeseph Q. Plain, the first settler in the area that would eventually become the City of Plainsville and the city's namesake. SCP-XXXX-1 claims to be the sole surviving member of the Plain family. Investigation into the validity of these claims is ongoing. SCP-XXXX-1 is the sole known exception to SCP-XXXX's anomaly. According to SCP-XXXX-1, members of the Plain family exclusively experience all abnormality that would occur within the area of SCP-XXXX. Because of this effect, members of the Plain family are extremely dangerous and pseudo-immortal.
Discovery:
SCP-XXXX-1 was discovered prior to the larger anomaly surrounding SCP-XXXX by means of routine Foundation review of police reports. SCP-XXXX-1 was originally suspected to be a Class II Reality Bender, Type B Foundation efforts to detain SCP-XXXX-1 were thwarted by SCP-XXXX before SCP-XXXX-1 contacted a Foundation researcher of his own volition via email. How SCP-XXXX acquired official Foundation email addresses remains unknown. SCP-XXXX-1 has provided a majority of the Foundation's knowledge concerning SCP-XXXX.
Interview Log XXXX-A:
Interviewed: ███████ Jarvis, resident of SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Head Researcher Over, posing as a researcher for a local community college.
Foreword: Following is an interview of a ███████ Jarvis, a student at Plainsville Central, one of two high schools located within SCP-XXXX. Note that this interview occurred outside of SCP-XXXX, as attempts to conduct interviews within Plainsville were prevented by the anomaly contained in SCP-XXXX.
<Begin Log>
Over: Hello Mr. Jarvis, I hope you didn't have too much trouble getting here.
Jarvis: Hey… uh, yeah, isn't this a little much for a ███ study?
Over: Ah, yes. We chose a discreet location outside of Plainsville to prevent any… bias, I'm sure you understand.
Jarvis: Oh, yeah that makes more sense. Alright, I'm ready when you are.
Over: Thank you, Mr. Jarvis… About how long have you lived in Plainsville?
Jarvis: Dunno, since I was 11 so… [Jarvis pauses for several seconds to count on his fingers] about 6 years now,
Over: And where did you live before that?
Jarvis: [REDACTED]
Over: Thank you. I understand you're in school? Other than that, how do you spend your free time?
Jarvis: Um, I work at a hardware store by my house and I run track in the spring.
Over: Interesting. How's the team?
Jarvis: Fine, I guess. We graduated out a lot of talent this year, but we still took 2nd in the conference.
Over: Thank you. Last question, has anything noteworthy happened in town while you've lived in Plainsville?
Jarvis: How do you mean?
Over: Let me rephrase, has anything strange, or memorable happened?
Jarvis: Not that I can think of on the spot.
Over: That will be all then, thank you for your time.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Subject was treated with Class B amnestics and returned to his family. No further interviews were conducted.
Incident Log XXXX-A:
During an attempt to transfer SCP-████ by Mobile Task Force Epsilon-7, transport vehicle Epsilon-7-1 was struck by an oncoming utility van, causing minor injuries to Agents ███ and ██████, and a brief containment breach by SCP-████. Investigation into the incident revealed no apparent motivation to attack the Foundation. Standard incident review revealed the driver of transport vehicle Epsilon-7-1 deviated from the preplanned route and onto a course that would have taken SCP-████ through the area of SCP-XXXX. Current theories suggest that this collision was a result of intervention by SCP-XXXX.
Attachment XXXX-1:
The following are several excerpts from the diary of Joeseph Q. Plain, provided by SCP-XXXX-1. Please note that age and tampering has rendered some sections illegible.
An Angel has shown himself to me! As I slept last night He came to me in a dream, calling me Westword! I am to become Abram, the father of the new promised land! At last, freedom from sin and turmoil is with-in my reach! The Lord calls upon his humble servant, and I eagerly heed him!
Our Holy Pilgrimage is underway! Sarah and Little Joeseph have taken well to the wagon, but John is terribly [Next several lines illegible] that it is the Will of the Lord he soon recovers. Our guide claims we have many months left on the trail, but One can never trust his sort truly. I suspect we shall soon part ways, as He is my only true guide.
The false Guide has led us astray! The trail grew rough on his path, and the wheel was broken on the wagon. I sent him away with haste, but even more damning! He came in the night to steal from Sarah's trunk! I cut the Bastard down where he stood, and he cursed me in his Dying breath. Though, I have no fear, for the Lord has blessed Me! We will continue our journey on foot if we must.
I believe our Treacherous guide's kin to be stalking us. They come in the night, I hear them pussyfooting ever closer to our camp with every Night-fall. But I have no Fear, for no harm can come to my Ilk so long as the Lord smiles upon us!
The Angle came to me again! Commanding me to reach the Promised Land! He screamed with Divine Passion! I know that We are nearing the Holy Land!
Little Joeseph has fallen ill, no doubt the work of those filthy [the next several words have been covered in black permanent marker.] We are surely nearing the Promised Land now. I hope that Little Joeseph will recover when he sees Its Majesty in all Its Glory.
The Angel has come again! This time, He appeared as a Fiery Ball of Divine Love! I could not surely understand what He said, but I know I must be approaching my Goal now! Little Joeseph continues to [Unintelligible]. Those Damned Witches! The Lord shall surely punish you for your sins against my dear boy in the deepest pits of Hell!
At last! The Promised Land! Thick with game and clear, cool streams! Little Joeseph will surely recover from his Malady now. I will set about creating the Homestead. Others will come soon I know, it is the Lords Will!
A long months work done at last! Our Home is truly wonderful. Joeseph will soon recover, I am certain! Far away from all the turmoil and sin of the citizens and those wretched [covered in black permanent marker] there is no Illness the Lords Love cannot overcome!
The Angel has come again, this time a horrible mass of [illegible] bellowing horrible Curses. I cannot have Angered the Lord, surely this is the work of those Damned witches, may they burn in hell! Alas, Little Joesephs condition continues to worsen. I will drive out those horrible [covered in black permanent marker] and free my beloved son from his Curse!
My dear Little Joeseph has left this world today! The awful curse those damned Sorcerers took him at last. Has the Lord forsaken us? Surely, those [next several words covered in black permanent marker] must be tormenting us from Hell!
The Angel came once again! He appeared as [unintelligible]. Surely, though, this can be no Angel! Rather a Demon. The Lord Smiles on the Plain Family! As I sought, more have come, seeking the Bliss far away from Sin and trouble and every other awful thing on this Earth. The Lord has willed me to create His Nation, and I have no choice but to serve Him!
Again today we were forced to exile those Vile Witches from the Promised Land. The Angel has not come in many months, surely this must mean the Lord is Pleased with us? I have created His Nation, and my Family will remain here until the end of Days!
The Smith boy has fallen ill, the same [unintelligible] as poor Little Joeseph! Has the lord Forsaken us after all! Alas, I have come to love what I have built, and I will not stray from my path so easily, Witches be Damned!
More have come to the Promised land! The Homestead grows ever larger. I can Only Hope that I can provide the Peace they have come to seek. May they be free from the Misery that surely drove them here.
My John Has taken a Wife! Mary is a lovely young Lady, may she bear many Sons that our Homestead remain in Peace with them to Watch over it!
In one short Year the Homestead has grown into a wonderful Oasis from all that brings Strife unto this Earth! Many months past since the last Witch plagued us, and may He be the last to ever strike this Place.
My Dearest Sarah has fallen ill, I fear the same that killed so many in the Homestead. Surely, those Horrible [covered in black permanent marker]. I can only comfort her in her last now I lament, as no Doctor can cure this awful Curse. I pray she at least can meet her grandchild.
Sarah has passed on to Heaven today, may she rest in eternal peace. I am now sure that the Angel was false, as surely God would not sew such sorrow unto his humble Servant. Even now, I can only toil away in my Haven, for one day I will be rid of all that which will bring Sorrow to those seeking shelter here.
Sweet Mary died in childbirth, blessing us with George as she left. I am Certain the Lord has left us, but as long as I draw Breath I swear that no more sorcery or malady will attack this Town. Nay, so long as the Good Plane Family exists here, I am sure that no fantom, no demon, no evil shall befall the good people here.
I fear now my Time draws Near. I have no Fear! I know I have done it! I surely have created Paradise of my own hands! I know that my beloved Kin will continue to Protect this place I built, the Lord be damned. So long as there is a Plain, there shall be Peace here in Plainsville.
Note: The following addition appears to have been made by a member of the Plain family several years after the death of Joeseph Plain.
You got what you wanted you racist old fuck. Did you know what you were doing? What you did to your family? I hope you're happy, cause we sure as shit aren't.
-S
Attachment XXXX-2:
The following are several emails from SCP-XXXX-1.
To: gro.su.noitadnuof|revo.d.b#gro.su.noitadnuof|revo.d.b
From:d-plains@████.com
Subject: sucks to be you rn
dear dr. fuckface,
its come to my attention dat u n ur squad hav been lookin 4 me. u arent gonna get me lol. plainsville wont let u. im the only one anything craycray can happen 2 in dis whole shit. da way i c it, ur only hope for finding out wats going on here is if i tell u, BUT only if u SWEAR u will help me get out of dis place. i dont wanna die here.
ur welcome,
derrick
Per 
