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Item #: SCP-5092
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Site 16 is to be cordoned off at all times, with at least thirty Scranton Reality Anchors surrounding the general area. If one of the anchors fails or malfunctions, amnestics are to be distributed among any staff within the range of the failed anchor immediately.
The site itself is to remain disguised as a perfectly normal boulevard surrounded by construction fencing, with staff posing as construction crew fixing structural damage on the road itself.
Any unusual activity within the boulevard itself is to be reported to the site director as soon as possible, no matter how slight or severe it may be. Failure to report any unusual activity will result in major disciplinary action or immediate termination, depending on the level of activity witnessed (See 5092-Effects and Actions Document for details on punishment).
Any attempts made by 5092 itself to leave its containment are to be responded with immediate action.
Description: SCP-5092 is a large, humanoid entity comprised almost entirely of pallid human flesh. It’s facial features resemble a dog – specifically a purebred Doberman Pinscher - but with pale skin and oddly human eyes, deep blue in color. Its arms and legs resemble a normal human’s appendages, however, it prefers walking as a quadruped.
Upon 5092’s body are various eyes, the same deep blue as its normal eyes.
The entity is large, as previously stated, weighing approximately one-thousand two-hundred thirteen pounds – as of its latest check-up; it is also almost ten feet tall, and fifteen feet in length.
5092 has a diet consisting of raw meat, up to three-hundred fifty pounds every three days.
It is also sapient, capable of fully developed human speech, speaking in a South African accent, and it knows several languages, including English, German, Japanese, Old Latin, Afrikaans, even Phoenician and Sumerian.
The entity’s anomalous effect comes in the form of rapid destruction and reconstruction of local reality. The effect is considered to be extremely dangerous to living organisms in particular. 5092 was given Keter status because of this, but there was another reason: it cannot control when and where the destruction/reconstruction will take place, ultimately leading to a complete and total loss of local space-time. The entity itself, however, is unaffected by its own reality warping, allowing it to exist in a space that would normally be considered completely against the laws of nature.
5092 was discovered in 19[REDACTED] in the small town of [REDACTED], Missouri. It came to the Foundation’s attention when several cars on the boulevard began to form bubbles on their hoods, floating into the air, forming human mouths complete with long, inky black tongues and crocodile-like teeth. The Foundation was too late to stop the effects from wiping out all bystanders around the area of effect at the time, but they were able to quickly build Site 16 around the entity, stabilizing it as best as they could with SRAs.
Addendum:
Several interviews have been conducted with the entity during times when its anomalous effect was not active. Dr. Curtis Logan – the on-site reality specialist – had taken it upon himself to learn as much as he could about the entity.
Interview 5092-1 (Dr. Logan Presiding)
Dr. Logan: Good morning, 5092.
5092: …
Dr. Logan: Hello, 5092?
5092: … why do you refer to me as this number? I have a name.
Dr. Logan: Really? Well then, why don’t you tell me your name, so we can be on better terms?
5092: … Karcc… my name is Karcc.
Dr. Logan: Well, Karcc, I hope you don’t mind me asking a few questions about yourself.
5092: I don’t mind… I actually could use a little company.
Dr. Logan: That’s nice to know. So tell me… do you recall where you came from?
5092: Vaguely. I can recall a red world, full of flesh and bone, teeth and marrow. A nightmare, to be honest, but, my home, none the less.
Dr. Logan: And were you by yourself when you arrived here?
5092: No, I recall being with several others like me, but not like me at the same time. My family. I remember my family.
(It’s at this moment that 5092 starts to make sobbing noises. Interview is cut short)
Interview 5092-2 (Dr. Logan Presiding)
Dr. Logan: So how did you enjoy your recent meal, Karcc?
5092: Mmmph, quite delicious. Can I ask where you found such delicious venison?
Dr. Logan: A nearby butcher’s shop!
5092: Well, I loved it! Did you want me to answer some more questions today, doctor?
Dr. Logan: Yes, if you don’t mind.
5092: Not at all. I’ve taken quite a liking to our conversations.
Dr. Logan: You mentioned how you remember your family. What were they like?
5092: Well, not blood related family. There were six of us, myself included. I can just barely recall each of their names and faces.
Dr. Logan: Pardon my prying with this next question, but did they also have abilities such as yours’?
(At this point, 5092 becomes agitated at the mention of his anomalous effect)
5092: …
Dr. Logan: Forgive me.
(5092 did not speak for the remainder of the interview)
Interview 5092-3 (Dr. Logan Presiding)
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5092: Men in silver suits, Dr. Logan!
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5092: Some kind of Church, they said!
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5092: THEY [REDACTED] MY ENTIRE FAMILY!
(5092’s anomalous effect begins to act up, causing nearby monitoring equipment to rapidly change shape and begin to melt. Interview Aborted)
