Bert Jones

Item #: SCP-XXXX/by the way this is a WIP

Object Class: Euclid Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP XXXX is too be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell. a 7mx7m room with a curtain surrounding the latrine. The entrance to the chamber must be two .5m 1.25m thick airtight armored gates. Physical contact is prohibited unless required for testing.After the containment breach at sight ██ on █/██/████ the sight containing SCP XXXX will required to have an on-sight nuke and has been reclassified as a Keter class anomaly. After consideration by 05 council SCP XXXX will be allowed to make requests and, if deemed within reason by containment staff, may be approved or denied by the site manager. This was done to pacify SCP XXXX. To this day SCP XXXX has requested: "A more comfortable mattress"/APPROVED, A device with internet access/DENIED, A bottle of Coca-cola/APPROVED¹, to be able to eat at the cafeteria/APPROVED², For a preferred breakfast to be made in the cafeteria/DENIED³, Access to the staff library/APPROVED, To talk to someone/APPROVED⁴.

Incase of Unintended contact from SCP XXXX to personnel both subject and entity are to be placed in isolation locked behind airtight doors in rooms with self contained ventilation. Both Subjects are to questioned be held in isolation until SCP XXXX reveals itself. SCP XXXX is to then be escorted back to its containment chambers. If affected person is a D-class than both instances are to be threatened with termination. If SCP XXXX does not reveal itself both instances are to be terminated by no less than a 45ACP round to the head. SCP XXXX is to be returned to cell and all requests are to be Denied for no less than three months.

Incase of a "Bajeepers" event all requests are to be denied for no less than 3 months and SCP XXXX is to be forcefully returned to its containment cell. If SCP XXXX is noncompliant extraneous force is to be administered as seen fit by a senior guard.

Notes: "SCP XXXX is also to be forbidden from meeting, seeing, or hearing of Dr. Bright. Same for Dr. Bright, Neither must know of each others existence. The mayhem they could cause could be devastating." Senior researcher [REDACTED].

Description: SCP XXXX Is a humanoid Shapeshifting entity that may presumably become anything that it has observed or gained awareness of. Its preferred form is that of an adult caucasian male of 6.1ft tall with an exquisite beard and mustache⁵ Moderate facial hair.

agent [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] working as a guard at the time were approached by SCP XXXX in an aggressive state. Agent [REDACTED] opened fire with his .380 concealed revolver and it showed no effect. However when [REDACTED] opened fire with his standard issue [REDACTED] handgun, which used 45ACP ammo, shot SCP XXXX in the shoulder and abdomen. SCP XXXX grunted in pain And retreated back down the corridor were he was recontained 7 minutes later.

SCP Typically uses its shapeshifting abilities to pull "pranks and hijinks" on nearby staff members and other SCPs if they are encountered. The entity is also observed to take the traits of the form that it assumes. Example: if the entity transformed into an aircraft he would be able to fly and be nearly identical to what it is mimicking except that the entity retains its sentience and full control of its actions. When the entity is assuming a human, animal, or the form of something with lower resistance than human flesh, it will be resistant to most munitions of lower caliber than 45ACP. This was discovered during one of the breaches shortly after its containment described above.
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SCP showed signs of fear and paranoia for the first month after being contained. Eventually SCP calmed down entering a neutral state. The entity remained in this state for a week before entering its aggressive state. For approximately two weeks glaring at the camera and the one way mirror. Staff members watching the entity through the one way mirror expressed feelings of paranoia stating:"It seems like he is watching us through the glass. It's kinda of unnerving the way you have this sense of security that he can't see you but then you notice his eyes following you, like whenever you watch through the glass he watches back" This comment was from researcher [REDACTED] and was noted.

When D-5869 brought SCP XXXX its meal on █/██/████ it breached containment destroying its entire containment zone and damaging large portions of site ██. The D-class casualties were remarkably low at only 15 deaths and 2 injuries while primary staff casualties were 97 deaths and 112 injuries including the elimination of █ MTF squads and casualties of another separate squad. Remarkably D-5869 survived the breach and the explosion when the doors where blown open and everywhere around him collapsing. SCP XXXX was eventually recontained after approximately 3 hours of rampaging.

Footnotes

1. This has been requested seven times now and no longer needs approval from site manager.

2. The entity must be accompanied by at least 2 guards. This privilege is to be taken away until seen fit by site manager incase of a "Bajeepers" event

3. Researcher [REDACTED] told XXXX that he was already allowed to eat in the cafeteria and that he just had to eat what the cooks made. The entity appeared slightly annoyed but did not protest.

4. This conveniently was requested during a discussion about interviewing the subject and Dr. [REDACTED] volunteered. The subject and doctor [REDACTED] are now on cordial terms. The subject now requests Dr. [REDACTED] specifically when requesting "someone to talk to".

5. Whoever let SCP XXXX out of their sight and get into my office will be be reprimanded severely.