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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Specimen is to be held captive inside a specialized Humanoid Class-C compartment at Humanoid Contaiment Site 06-3. —SCP-XXXX can only be accessed per prior approval of in-site manager Dr. ████ ██████ and of two (2) Level-03 or higher Staff. — Until further notice, all experimentation on the specimen is forbidden. See addendum-2 for more information.

SCP-XXXX must be contained inside a cell with the following characteristics:

  • 2 High-speed cameras of at least 200FPS framerate with a tracking sensor. Both cameras have to be insulated with a graphene-manganesean alloy.
  • Walls coated with non-sticky fluopolymers.
  • Radiant floor heating system with a temperature change speed of at least 1ºC/s per cubic air metre.
  • A floor bed with strap-on remotely actuaded able to withstand 5000N of force in each limb.
  • Food and water dispenser providing 2Kgs worth of aliment daily according to the dietary needs of an insectivore and hervibore being.
  • A tablet with KitKat Android OS and several logic-puzzle application games already installed. Internet connection is terminately prohibited.
  • Instant metal-foam dispensers located near the entrance activated manually on-site and remotely by in-site Manager and assigned staff.
  • An observation deck with the monitoring equipment and two (2) on-site guards who must be aware of the physics capabilities of SCP-XXXX.

A zoologist and veterinarian specialized in animals pertaining to the Urodela order must be present every week for routinary check-ups.

UPDATE: As of Incident-Log-XXXX-?????, containment cell's walls require to be made of lead of at least 5 meters of thickness and be constantly monitored by a specialized radio detector equipment calibrated by Dr. ████ ██████ or an expert on quasi-crystals.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid sapient creature of unknown alien origin capable of seeing in the fourth dimension and radio-pathic communication.

Addendum 1: Recovery by MTF-Gamma-2

How it was found (maybe a chat log of the MT-force trying to stop it would be interesting. Something savana like.

Interviewed: Well, I'm a fucking prick

Interviewer: Doctor ██████ thinks the same.

<Begin Log>

Experimentation Log-XXXX-1: trying to communicate

Interviewed: Specimen SCP-XXXX 40 hours after its initial capture.

Interviewer: Doctor ██████, in-site manager-assistant of Site 06-3.

<Begin Log>

Experimentation Log-XXXX-2: they make it run, do shit

Interviewed: Specimen SCP-XXXX 40 hours after its initial capture.

Interviewer: Doctor ██████, in-site manager-assistant of Site 06-3.

<Begin Log>

Experimentation Log-XXXX-5: the TV thing

Interviewed: Specimen SCP-XXXX 40 hours after its initial capture.

Interviewer: Doctor ██████, in-site manager-assistant of Site 06-3.

<Begin Log>

Experimentation Log-XXXX-6: the rubiks cube, pencil and escape trial

Interviewed: Specimen SCP-XXXX 40 hours after its initial capture.

Interviewer: Doctor ██████, in-site manager-assistant of Site 06-3.

<Begin Log>

Experimentation Log-XXXX-14: the english trials and use of picture cards

Interviewed: Specimen SCP-XXXX 40 hours after its initial capture.

Interviewer: Doctor ██████, in-site manager-assistant of Site 06-3.

<Begin Log>

Experimentation Log-XXXX-12: Discovery of the radio properties because of interference of equipments and clicking noises with several patrons in it. Alarm. <sudden construction of leaded unit>.

Interviewed: Specimen SCP-XXXX 40 hours after its initial capture.

Interviewer: Doctor ██████, in-site manager-assistant of Site 06-3.

<Begin Log>

Addendum 2: How they detected the thing is trying to communicate and revised the containment procedures. How it is related to project heimdall and how by order of the 05-council it should be rebranded to keter and englobe all of its species.

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