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Item#: SCP-7000
Level3
Containment Class:
keter
Secondary Class:
none
Disruption Class:
vlam
Risk Class:
notice

Special Containment Procedures: All media, historical records, or similar documents related to SCP-7000 are to be examined for veracity. All organizations and individuals investigating SCP-7000's existence are to be kept under surveillance by Mobile Task Force Upsilon-7 ("Treasure Boaters"). Intervention is to be taken at the discretion of MTF Upsilon-7 when reports or investigations connect separate instances or when reports or investigations focus on SCP-7000-8.

MTF Upsilon-7 is to maintain real-time observation of SCP-7000-8 at all times via aerial or long-distance reconnaissance. All personal interaction between SCP-7000-8 and any other human is to be prevented.

Physical containment of SCP-7000 is not to be attempted at this time. The probability manipulative effects of SCP-7000 make physical containment impossible with current levels of technology. All attempts to apprehend instances SCP-7000-1 through SCP-7000-7 have failed in a variety of circumstances - inattentiveness of personnel, equipment failure, structural degradation of containment facilities, and other occurrences. These instances have not been observed or recorded to directly harm any Foundation personnel; however, failed containment attempts have caused multiple injuries.

Attempts to apprehend SCP-7000-8 have resulted in the deaths of 30 members of Foundation personnel. See logs CN-21:\SCP-7000\8\Recovery\.

Description: SCP-7000 is the collective designation of 8 immortal humanoids, sub-designated SCP-7000-1 through SCP-7000-8, the various anomalous effects exhibited by the instances, and the trigger-phrases provided by the instances. These trigger-phrases have been sub-designated SCP-7000-A incrementally in order of discovery. For a full listing of trigger phrases, see document CN-21:\SCP-7000\A\Overview.

SCP-7000 instances -1 through -7 are believed to create anomalous events by manipulation of probability. The instances do not need to be physically present to create these events - assuming a person in possession of a trigger-phrase is present. Research seems to suggest that the trigger-phrases themselves are not sufficient to elicit the probabilistic effects, but that genuine belief in the philosophy represented by the phrases is required instead. Attempts to quantify the required level of belief have been unsuccessful; however, research efforts in Akiva radiation are ongoing.

SCP-7000-8 may also exhibit probabilistic effects; however, this has not been confirmed. Directly observed effects of SCP-7000-8 have been limited to the spread of fatal infectious diseases. A full listing of these diseases can be found in CN-21:\SCP-7000\8\Anomalous-Effects\. The transmission of said infections is anomalous in nature, and personal protective equipment has proven ineffective to prevent infection. SCP-7000-8 does not exhibit the symptoms of any disease.
Historic records and interviews suggest that SCP-7000-8 possesses the ability to grant immortality to those of its choosing. It is unclear whether this granting of immortality makes the individual an instance of SCP-7000 or if only already existing instances have been given immortality.

Addenda:

The following entries have been selected from the journals and personal audio recordings of Junior Researcher Lawrence Ngai of Site CN-21. The majority of these documents were retrieved from Researcher Ngai's personal quarters. However, the final journal - numbered 197 - was found in a napsack outside of Site-PT5. The attached bookplate identified the journal as belonging to Researcher Ngai. Although Researcher Ngai has not been recovered, Foundation research has confirmed the authenticity of the documents.

These entries have been abridged and curated to provide an overview of SCP-7000. The full text of each journal can be accessed at CN-21:\SCP-7000\Primary Documents\.

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