SCP-Nasty-J

Object Class: Neutralized (thank jesus)

SCP-Nasty-J outside containment, for annual enrichment.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-Nasty-J is to be kept in a remote cave located in [REDACTED], South Dakota. The cave is to be locked at all times to prevent containment breaches and local interactions. SCP-Nasty-J is allowed to rest in a nearby hot spring while monitored by security personnel once annually.

Description: SCP-Nasty-J is a anthropomorphic female with draconic features and physiology. its anomalous properties begin to manifest as soon as a male entity (including other anomalies that identify as male) enters its activation radius of 30 meters. When this occurs, SCP-Nasty-J will begin to emit gas from its anus, designated as SCP-Nasty-J-1. Although chemical tests have shown that SCP-Nasty-J-1 has no significant difference compared to normal human flatulence, it has a memetic effect on entities who smell it. SCP-Nasty-J will continue to emit SCP-Nasty-J-1 until either a male entity smells it or the entity leaves the activation radius. Those under the effect of SCP-Nasty-J-1 will become infatuated to SCP-Nasty-J. This level of infatuation is unlike anything the foundation has encountered. Individuals under its effect will constantly hug, kiss, and flirt with SCP-Nasty-J. If the affected entity is removed from SCP-Nasty-J's presence, it will become increasingly irritable the longer it is removed. Entities will attack personnel, scratch images of SCP-Nasty-J on to walls, create effigies of personnel, and other hostile acts until they are either terminated or placed within SCP-Nasty-J's activation radius again.

Test 106 - 0/2/19

Subject: SCP-106

Procedure: SCP-Nasty-J was placed in SCP-106's containment chamber

Results: SCP-106 entered the activation radius and smelled SCP-Nasty-J-1. No detected effect other than usual behavior. SCP-106 was not interested in capturing SCP-Nasty-J.

Analysis: SCP-106 is immune to these effects. attempts to recreate this immunity in other entities has failed

Test Bright - 6/3/19

Subject: Dr Jack Bright¹

Procedure: Dr Bright was placed in SCP-Nasty-J's containment

Results: Dr Bright began to [REDACTED] SCP-Nasty-J before it could emit SCP-Nasty-J-1. Dr Bright was immediately removed

Analysis: Dr Bright is NEVER under any circumstances allowed to test with memetic SCP's ever again!!!*

+ Termination of SCP-Nasty-J

"when one of the locals came wandering into our operation, we tried to remove him. He wouldn't go, and instead shot SCP-Nasty-J right in the chest with his pistol, as many people who live nearby carry such weapons. SCP-Nasty-J was terminated by the shot. He was also terminated by a nearby guard"

-Security Chief Franklin

Footnotes

1. Who approved this bullshit? 05? HOW!?!