Item #: SCP-3195
Object Class: Safe/Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3195 is to be kept in a 35m³ room with a model house based on an old suburban house within the 2000’s era with many and multiple long term jobs that stop the house from being fully functional. Using SCP-3195’s broad skill range these jobs will keep SCP-3195 busy and calm over a long period of time. After which he will be relocated and start the process over.
If SCP-3195 is enraged it will be classified as SCP-3195-1
Interaction with SCP-3195 requires level 2 clearance or higher.
At no point must SCP-3195 be separated from his 2001 Toyota Hilux or to be questioned about his skills and qualifications as doing so SCP-3195 will become enraged and he will attempt to kill the said person, although SCP-3195-1 cannot breach his cell if people are in his cell while enraged they will be slaughtered with whatever tool SCP-3195-1 chooses.
D-Class personnel are often requested as SCP-3195 likes to be a foreman of the worksite and command them. Up to 10 D-Class personnel are allowed in at a time and they must be trained in construction as SCP-3195 does not like repeating himself or watching D-Class make mistakes this will cause him to be enraged and kill the offending D-Class member.
If construction is occurring in Site-111 SCP-3195 is to be notified and allowed to help and direct the construction. Failure to do this will result in an enraged instance of SCP-3195
If SCP-3195 breaches containment with his Hilux it is important that he is tracked down imminently and does not receive work from civilians.
Description: SCP-3195 (‘The Tradie’) was Discovered in 2003 on the south coast region of NSW, Australia. Numerous reports from authorities and Civilians indicated that a Tradesman was attempting to overcharge nearly triple for common tradesman work.
SCP-3195 is extremely humanoid measuring 6ft in height and 110kg in weight and appears to be a 30-40-year-old male (SCP-3195 has not seemed to age since capture). SCP-3195 resembles famous ‘Aussie’ characters such as; Nolsey from the Big Lez Show, and the ‘VB longneck at 8 in the morning’ guy.
SCP-3195 is qualified in many common areas and possesses titles such as but not limited to; Electrician, Plumer, and carpenter. SCP-3195 will become enraged and turn violent if any person questions its skills and ability and or refuses to pay after the work has been done. As Well as SCP-3195-1 will actively hunt down and kill any member or person associated with the Franchise “Jim’s” commonly known for their Mowing but their services extend to many more industries.
Communication attempts with SCP-3195 have been semi-successful with the main reason for failure was cited as “SCP-3195 became enraged as researchers questioned its competence”.
SCP-3195 can create singularities that allows it to bring certain items or objects into its possession. The observed items SCP-3195 has produced are; High visibility shirts, Cargo pants, Tools, Materials, And the popular Australian alcoholic beverage ‘VB’ (Victoria Bitter).
Audio Transcript: “SCP-3195-1 slaughter”
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SCP-3195 had earlier requested D-Class personnel and was told there would be a wait of 1 hour SCP-3195 was fine with this.
D-Class arrives and walks in SCP-3195’s cell
SCP-3195: “Alright guys i wanna finish this by noon today so let's get a move on” (Reference to the completion of a plumbing issue he was fixing)
The job was long and difficult. SCP-3195 had underestimated the time it would take to finish the job and as noon rolled around SCP-3195 was enraged that the job was still halfway to completion and became enraged, killing everyone in the cell. SCP-3195-1 pulled out a VB and sat back on a chair he was given 2 hours to calm down before the cleanup crew was authorized to go in and retrieve the bodies.






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