Item #:* SCP-B
Object Class: Safe Neutralized
Special Containment Procedures: The remains of SCP-B are kept in Site-004 in a standard storage locker. The two remaining instances of SCP-B-1 are monitored at all times via camera. If no anomalous effect manifests by 1/12/████, they are to be melted.
SCP-B Is kept on a podium inside of a climate-controlled containment cell measuring 6 meters by 6 meters in Site-██. Cell moisture should be monitored as to not reach 30% or higher moisture content to prevent the erosion of SCP-B. SCP-B is to be cleaned once monthly using Compound-445, a non-corrosive cleaning agent similar to soap that does not contain or require water for the cleaning process.
If SCP-B complains of feeling hot or feverish, the temperature may be lowered in the cell by a maximum of 5 degrees. Any requests for water from SCP-B are to be denied as to avoid corrosion, as SCP-B has proven not to be able of consuming any substance.
Any personnel who are in SCP-B's containment cell are to wear standard-issue face masks to avoid falling ill.
Any Foundation Personnel with clearance rank Observer or higher may conduct interviews with SCP-B with approval from Site Supervisor James. SCP-B enjoys talking with Foundation staff, and due to its stationary and intelligent nature, matters of confidentiality not exceeding a level-1 clearance necessity can be discussed openly during interviews as long as the only intelligent forms in the containment cell are SCP-B and a Foundation personnel of rank Researcher or higher.
Instances of SCP-B-1 are to be cleaned with UV light and disinfectant. 10% of the produced SCP-B-1 instances are to be put directly into containment funds for other SCP's, and 90% is to be melted. The resulting copper, nickel, tin, and zinc can be used in production of Foundation Weaponry and containment tools.
Description: SCP-B is currently a pile of granite with no anomalous effects. There are currently two instances of SCP-B-1 in storage. Destruction of these two instances is pending approval. At the time before and during incident SCP-B-005, SCP-B produced $4,889,700,180.98 worth of SCP-B-1.
SCP-B is a bust resembling former president of the United States Abraham Lincoln. The sculpture includes the upper chest, neck, and head atop a column .3 meters in diameter. SCP-B is constructed from a solid block of marble.
From 6:00 to 22:00 UST, SCP-B enters and awakened state. During these hours, SCP-B-1 incidents occur with a frequency of, on average, 2-3 times per day. SCP-B is capable of speech through projecting a voice via currently unknown means from inside of the statue's mouth. When talking, SCP-B's bottom jaw slides on unobservable hinges akin to a standard "fortune teller" robot.
SCP-B claims to have no relation to Abraham Lincoln, instead claiming to be Brock K████, who died at the age of 52 to bronchitis in 19██, around when SCP-B's anomalous abilities were first noted.
SCP-B shows symptoms similar to those of bronchitis (coughing, fatigue, and labored breathing) and produces instances of SCP-B-1 instead of phlegm. SCP-B frequently complains of feeling feverish and hot before an SCP-B-1 event. Personnel who have felt SCP-B during these episodes have reported feeling heat radiating off of the carving's head, though no recording of temperature has thus far noted a change.
When in an SCP-B-1 event, SCP-B will cough uncontrollably and produce many instances of SCP-B-1 and viral strains identical to common influenza and cold strains. The coughing and SCP-B-1 production has been described as painful. Prolonged exposure to non-disinfected SCP-B-1 instances often results in the common cold or influenza. Personnel who willingly and knowingly use exposure to get sick leave are to be punished accordingly.
SCP-B-1 are identical in every way to American pennies manufactured by the United States government at the current year, with there being at least one instance from every production run from 19██ to 2███. Due to the high probability of contracting an illness when coming into contact with a not-yet disinfected instance, containment is deemed necessary.
Incident SCP-B-005:
tags: animal, biological, (Possibly) dundle-food, food, metamorphic, safe, sentient, plant, scp, ursine
Item #: SCP-XXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX is kept in a standard containment cell in Site-██. At no time should the temperature in the containment cell exceed 4 degrees Celsius.
Instances of SCP-XXX-1 are to be kept in separate nature facilities depending on the color of powder covering their fur at time of emergence.
All testing propositions with this object must be provided with approval from the current project head.
Description: SCP-XXX is cereal resembling Captain Crunch's "Oops! All Berries." On the box containing SCP-XXX, every "Quaker Oats" is replaced with "Dundle's Food."1 Testing has shown that both the box and plastic bag containing the cereal is not anomalous, although several people have stated "It just seems, off" or "I don't like the way the Captain is looking at me."
It is important to state that ingestion or insertion of instances of SCP-XXX into a living being, human or otherwise, results in no anomalous effects. However, personnel who have eaten SCP-XXX describe it as being stale, bland, and/or flavorless.
SCP-XXX instances act as a sort of seed. When put in a warm, moist environment, SCP-XXX will bloom at a rapid rate. Within 15 minutes, a bulb 2.1 meters tall resembling a watermelon will have grown no more than .5 meters away. When these are dug into or cut, a loud groan can be heard, followed by the tools used to harm the bulb breaking and shot out of the rind at high speeds.
The same effect happens when more than one instances of SCP-XXX are placed 5 millimeters or less apart. When multiples of the same color are placed in this way, no extra effects occur. However, when two or more different colors are placed together, they merge and form a new see the same dimensions as the originals. Where the excess mass goes is currently unknown. This instance of SCP-XXX is the mixed color of the originals. The growth period from here on is completely normal, though the resulting SCP-XXX-1 instance is the color of the hybrid seed.
After a period of time ranging from 15 minutes to 32 hours, the bulb grown from SCP-XXX will burst, followed by an emergence of SCP-XXX-1. SCP-XXX-1 instances artificially resemble Ursus Americanus (American Black Bears). However, instances of SCP-XXX-1 are covered in a layer of powder corresponding with the color of SCP-XXX allowed to grow.
Testing has shown that this powder is most similar to chalk and contains several non-biological pigments. It is not dangerous in any way and is generally removed due to normal conditions in the nature habitat, i.e. rain and wind.
SCP-XXX-1 instances have a number of anomalous effects depending on the color/colors allowed to propagate. For a full list, see Addendum SCP-XXX-a. SCP-XXX-1 instances are docile toward humans, and do not attack unless provoked. They live the normal lifespan of an Ursas Americanus (with birth being substituted for emergence), and are not able to reproduce. They can be terminated through normal means, but show immense strength regardless of color.
SCP-XXX-1 instances are territorial and have a tendency to fight with those of different emergence colors, even if the powder is not still on other instances. It is unknown how they differentiate between themselves and instances of other colors.
SCP-XXX Color: Blue
Powder Color: Blue
Resulting SCP-XXX-1 Anomaly: Blue SCP-XXX-1 instances periodically breath fire. No damage is done to SCP-XXX-1 during these episodes.
Notes: The fire is seemingly random and uncontrollable.
SCP-XXX Color: Purple
Powder Color: Purple
Resulting SCP-XXX-1 Anomaly: Purple SCP-XXX-1 instances appear as cubs for their remaining life, but show the same strength as a fully grown non-anomalous American Black Bear.
SCP-XXX Color: Red
Powder Color: Red
Resulting SCP-XXX-1 Anomaly: Red SCP-XXX-1 instances can bite through any material less than four centimeters thick. They, however, cannot digest any material that they otherwise could not and die shortly after trying to eat the material.
SCP-XXX Color: Green
Powder Color: Green
Resulting SCP-XXX-1 Anomaly: Green SCP-XXX-1 instances produce waste that acts as a "super fertilizer." When placed 12 meters or less away from any plant life, it will grow at an accelerated rate.
Notes: This does not effect SCP-XXX instances. This seems to show that SCP-XXX is not a species of plant.
SCP-XXX Colors: Red and Blue
Powder Color: Purple
Resulting SCP-XXX-1 Anomaly: See above
SCP-XXX Colors: Green and Red
Powder Color: Brown
Resulting SCP-XXX-1 Anomaly: Brown SCP-XXX-1 instances show a heightened sense of smell, and have been shown smelling food from up to 15 kilometers away.
SCP-XXX Colors: Green and Blue
Powder Color: Turquoise
Resulting SCP-XXX-1 Anomaly: [REDACTED]
Notes: Please create no more. Do not create any more. Not after what it did to Johnson. No more.
SCP-XXX Colors: Purple and Blue
Powder Color: Violet
Resulting SCP-XXX-1 Anomaly: Violet SCP-XXX-1 instances appear orange on video or in pictures. No other effects have been observed at this point.
SCP-XXX Colors: Purple and Green
Powder Color: Gray
Resulting SCP-XXX-1 Anomaly: Gray SCP-XXX-1 instances have a metabolism equivalent to standard lab mice.
Notes: These instances have proven quite costly to feed, and as such, should be terminated. No more gray instances of SCP-XXX-1 are to be grown.
SCP-XXX Colors: Green, Purple, Red, and Blue
Powder Color: Jet Black
Resulting SCP-XXX-1 Anomaly: Black Instances of SCP-XXX-1 do not exist in our reality. The only visible part of a black SCP-XXX-1 anomaly is the emerging powder. After this powder is removed, its ties on reality are removed. Black SCP-XXX-1 instances are presumed neutralized afterward, and no trace of them (physical or otherwise) have ever been recorded.
That's a bit excessive.