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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment chamber with other Misters Against Weed. Any new anomalous attributes thought to be linked to SCP-XXXX should be logged on a separate document.

There is, as of now, no effective way to contain SCP-XXXX. Research is ongoing to find a secure way of containing SCP-XXXX. See Addendum-XXXX-Containment for more details.

Following Event-XXXX-A, the finding of SCP-XXXX itself and a secure containment is a level 4 priority.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Caucasian male 35 years of age possessing blond hair and brown eyes. SCP-XXXX's physical appearance is unremarkable with the exception of a lack of pupils. The words "Mr. Glitch by Gamers Against Weed" are tattooed on SCP-XXXX's left calf. SCP-XXXX shows limited control of his anomalous properties, and as such is not expected to be a threat.

SCP-XXXX possesses a variety of anomalous properties which parallel common glitches in online games. These include:

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