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Item #: ####
object class: Euclid
containment procedures: SCP ####-1’s perimeter is to surrounded by a 3.5 metre thick concrete wall, with personnel on site. If any inhabitant of SCP-####-3 emerges from SCP-####-1, personnel are advised to use body language to communicate with them, and to lead them back into SCP-####-1. If said inhabitant/inhabitants react violently, personnel are to subdue the inhabitant and carefully carry them inside of SCP-####-1.
Entry of SCP-####-1 is strictly prohibited unless for the purpose of research, or exploration. When entering, at least 3 personnel are to be equipped with head mounted cameras, of which must be constantly recording. Personnel entering must also be armed, preferably with a machete and or pistol equipped with a suppressor. Personnel must also be equipped with an airtight gas mask, and protective wear of any sort.
Description:
SCP-#### refers to multiple anomalous objects and lifeforms. SCP-####-1 is a swirling mass of purple cubes, triangular prisms, spheres, sparks, and liquid, suspended in the air, measuring 2.4 metres high, and 63 centimetres wide. SCP-####-1 emits noise akin to water splashing. Composition of liquid, sparks, and objects constructing SCP-####-1 is unknown. Any matter that enters SCP-####-1 comes out of SCP-####-2 in SCP-####-3. D-class and personnel entering SCP-####-1 report experiencing dizziness, nausea, disorientation, and inability to tell time and location for 1-7 minutes afterwards.
SCP-####-2 is a near identical instance of SCP-####-1, although instead of purple coloration, it is colored pink. Entering SCP-####-2 has the same effects as entering SCP-####-1, but the subject will emerge out of SCP-####-1 rather than SCP-####-2. The other main difference, however, is the fact that SCP-####-2 is located within SCP-####-3.
SCP-####-3 Is an exoplanet within an unknown galaxy, rotating a star measuring 729,837 km in diameter. This star has been designated SCP-####-4. No other exoplanets have been discovered in the system. The atmosphere of SCP-####-3 is comprised of an element unknown to modern science. Breathing in the gas form of the element results in severe stinging and burning all over the body, and, in most cases, causing multiple cancers within 10-30 seconds of exposure. No solid form has been recorded, nor a liquid form. The planets surface stays at a consistent 12-14 degrees Celsius. The planets surface is composed of an iron rich stone, with a large amount of hills, plateaus, and ravines. Red cubes of varying sizes (ranging from 13 nano-metres to 82 meters) composed of mostly aluminium, tin, copper, and iron are present. their surfaces are smooth. The red colorations source is, as of yet, unknown. Similar spheres of varying sizes are also present, comprised of silicon, hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon. The surface of these are smooth. Long cylindrical objects composed of almost pure carbon also are present, With cobalt and gold based triangular prisms growing out of them. It is unknown exactly how they grow. SCP-####-3 contains small localized communities of SCP-####-5, SCP-####-6, and SCP-####-7.
SCP-####-4 is a star measuring 729,837 km in diameter. The star is identical to that of a spheroid structure appearing on SCP-####-3’s surface. SCP-####-4’s surface reaches high temperatures, which are not currently known. It emits around the same brightness that sol emits. No other information on SCP-####-4 exists as of now.
SCP-####-5 is a species of sentient and sapient humanoid creature. Their bodies are comprised of the exact same material the various cube structures around SCP-####-3. All recorded Instances bodies have been 70-102 cm tall, with 2 30 cm wide 90-120 cm high rectangular prisms, which can bend in any way, despite it’s composition. These prisms function as legs. Instances of SCP-####-5 use them as homo-sapiens do. Above the legs is a 68-110 cm long, 70-79 cm wide across, 30-34 cm wide rectangular prism of the same composition, which is also capable of bending in any way desired. it acts as a torso. Besides the prism are 2 prisms identical to the legs, although used as arms. The ends of these arms are lined with small glands, which can extend and retract adhesive poles to grip objects and let them go. Above the Torso, is a cube of same composition as the arms, legs, and torso, measuring 90-98 cm wide across both ways, and measuring 90-98 cm high. At 78-82 cm high, there exists two luminous yellow cubes embedded into the cube, usually 4-12 cm across. They will seemingly randomly stop emanating light for extremely brief periods, it is theorized this is a form of blinking. The insides of SCP-####-5 instances are devoid of organs, a nervous system, a circulation system, flesh, bones, or any equivalent. No blood or equivalent has been found either. Instances have generally been shown to react to perceived threats with violence. Instances will emit a varied amount of sounds to communicate with other instances, it has been theorized this is some sort of language. The hypothesized language is also present in SCP-####-6 and SCP-####-7. Currently, they use primitive technology, utilizing handmade weaponry and tools, and digging out holes and or crevices as living spaces.
SCP-####-6: is a species of sentient and sapient humanoid creatures. Their bodies are comprised of the same material as the various spheres on SCP-####-3. All recorded instances have been 2 79-123 cm tall, with 2 90-110 cm high, 30 cm wide pill shaped limbs, functioning as legs. Above the legs is a 100-130 cm high, 48 - 56 cm wide pill shaped torso. Beside the torso are two more legs, although functioning as arms, and featuring small glands with extendable and retractable adhesive poles inside, for gripping. Above the torso is a 50-60 cm tall, 50-60 cm wide sphere, with two luminous blue spheres embedded. They are at 40 cm high, and usually 30 cm wide apart. They will stop emitting light for extremely brief periods of time, theorized to be blinking. instances are devoid of organs, a nervous system, a circulation system, flesh, bones, or any equivalent. Currently, they use primitive technology, utilizing handmade weaponry and tools, and digging out holes and or crevices as living spaces.
SCP-####-7 is a species of sentient and sapient humanoid creatures. Their bodies are comprised of a cobalt/gold/iron alloy, of green or light yellow coloration. All recorded instances have been 100-230 cm tall, with 2 40-70 cm tall limbs, Both comprised of four (4) 10 cm tall, 7-10 cm wide triangles, the edges And sides of which are sharpened and 1 cm. The triangles are connected through a magnetic pull, which the instance can activate and deactivate at will. these limbs function as legs. Above the legs are a stack of 5-6 of the same triangles, albeit 12-20 cm high, and 12-23 cm wide. this acts as a torso. Beside the torso are 2 limbs exactly like the legs, albeit used as arms, with 2 3 cm wide, 3 cm high triangles functioning as a vice. Above the torso is a 20-28 cm wide, 20-28 cm tall triangle of the same sort, with a 14-20 cm wide, 14-20 cm tall triangular hole. instances are devoid of organs, a nervous system, a circulation system, flesh, bones, or any equivalent. Currently, they use primitive technology, utilizing handmade weaponry and tools, and digging out holes and or crevices as living spaces.
Footnotes
1: Inhabitants of SCP-####-3 will occasionally exit through SCP-####-1.
2: A human skull was discovered inside SCP-####-3.
SCP-2030-J
object class: safe
special containment procedures: SCP-2030-j must be kept in the office room of any staff member who can somehow put up with SCP-2030-j. Alternatively, SCP 2030 may be kept in a soundproof room. Staff entering this soundproof room are advised to wear earmuffs, unless specifically told not to.
Description: SCP-2030-j is a really goddamn annoying brown wick basket, measuring 18 cm wide, and 7 cm high. SCP-2030-j is sentient, and capable of speech. Whenever SCP-2030-j gets the opportunity, it will insult staff or any other human being with British, Scottish, Irish, Australian, and other types of slang, in a heavy scottish accent. Subject also claims to be able to ‘teleport to ma ‘omeland, basket-case-tonia!’. Subject does in fact teleport occasionally, and teleporting back, usually with an unusual story to tell, usually involving drunkards. Subject refers to itself as ‘an absolute basket-case, bot in a good wai!’. Subject expresses joy upon finding out a human is Scottish, and instead of insulting, will compliment the human, usually referring to them as ‘an absolute sick cunt’.
Footnotes:
On multiple occasions, the subject has berated staff so much they kill themselves, understandably. Staff have also ripped off their ears and screamed at 2030-j shortly before having a mental breakdown.
Almost everyone who has met the subject physically absolutely despises it.
Subject likes apples, to a worrying degree.
Subject has talked in an american accent when caught off guard or when it thinks it is not being monitered, indicating the accent is fake.
Subject hates a basket named ‘blokey mcblokerface’ from basket-case-tonia, but it is unconfirmed if this entity exists or not.
Subject will refer to itself as jeff when it thinks it is not monitered. Unknown why subject keeps ‘jeff’ a secret.
