Bill Iverson

Item#: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX's containment cell must be playing reruns of audiobooks in the religious nonfiction subgenre, specifically the holy books of the 3 prominent Abrahamic religions (Christian Bible, Jewish Torah, and the Islamic Quran preferably, as it has been observed that those 3 books cause SCP-XXXX to be subdued the most effectively). Language is not a factor.