Per 
SCP-67438
Class-non classable
Description: SCP-67438 also know as 'boogie' is a obese human white male with unknown origin.SCP-67438 has most commonly been sighted with wearing clothing of the xxxl men's range with no branding attached however attempts to remove said clothing has confirmed that the clothing is not only skin tight but is the skin itself. SCP-67438 is extremely violent towards anything that insults it in any sort of matter and will trigger a spoiled child like nature. During these triggers within testing , boogie proceeds to enter 5 stages followed below.
Stage 1: boogie will repeatablably converse the words 'did you drink my mountain dew?' followed by 'Let me smell your breath'. during this stage , boogie will attempt to open the insulters mouth witch can lead to extreme injurie as boogie was shown before it have a force of 72642 hammer units of pure strength despite his extreme obesity. If Boogies attempt to open the insulters mouth with no prevail , boogie will enter stage 2.
Stage 2: Boogie will enter the mentality of said spoiled child and will try to destroy the nearest artificial object within his reach. through out testing , it may seem to be that boogie prefers gaming platforms and controllers rather than any other object. While destroying the object , boogie seems to only converse heavy breaths with no remorse for life and will infect into or through subjects who cross his path to the nearest object or walls that may go up to 40' steel containment doors. When boogie runs out of energy , he enters stage 3
Stage 3: If boogie completes stage 2 , he enters a cooldown state where his vital signs begin to drop to an average of 0 while proceeding to gravitate towards the floor. However in some instances boogie has been observed walking towards his containment cell before resting. If boogie has spotted the insulter , not only will he give off an angry expression but will seemingly make the insulter enter a stage of rage , similar to stage 2. What makes this interesting , while during a test , a d-class test subject was required to hold SCP-999 while boogie was in stage 3 and looking at the subject. SCP-999 had no effect on the subject nor boogie despite SCP-999 powers.
Stage 4: boogie will now dissolve into a near identical ash of those left behind of bomb casings while the insulter is now classed as 'infected'. The infection is similar to SCP-1138s infection rate but instead of seeing boogie , the insulters becomes boogie within 2-8 years of exposer of the infection. Currently there is no known cure for this infection , researchers have suggested to use SCP-500 but requests have since be denied by the 0-5 council .
Stage 5: Once the insulters infection has fully spread , the insulter will gain an extremely slow modalism with -90x the ingestion rate. This means any food eaten by the insulter will gain up to 456 pounds of weight , similar of that of boogies. Once this process is complete , the insulters mind begins to form with the left brain being extremely predominate during the transformation. To this day , every test has proven that replacement of any brain matter will transform into boogies brain.
Origin: The only known origin of SCP-67438 has shown to be the viral YouTube channel titled 'Boogie[REDACTED]'. Any attempt of searching SCP-67438 from any device , will require an amidite conversion of the searcher to an interview and if non compliant , a forced D-Class transition of the searcher will be the last resort.
