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Object #: SCP-XXXX

Object class: Euclid Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a 4 m x 4 m x 3 m observation chamber with a standard bunker blast door1 hydraulically sealed blast door. In the event of a containment breach, SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 are to be introduced to SCP-XXXX's chamber2 SCP-XXXX's chamber entrance is to be covered with an outer concrete door to hide the subject's presence in the site. Any personnel entering SCP-XXXX's chamber the subject's permission will be considered terminated. SCP-XXXX is to have a single black meditation mat, a single heavy punching bag of any make, and a single nylon sword made by █████ ██████.

SCP-XXXX is inquisitive and researchers are encouraged to speak with SCP-XXXX on any subject. However, it is recommended researchers speak to the subject on the other side of a one-way mirror. Additionally, no member of staff is to inquire about the subject's abilities' origins. See Interview XXXX-A for details.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a female humanoid with a mixed accent, responding to the name Jade. SCP-XXXX has wavy black hair and green eyes. SCP-XXXX is approximately 2.13 meters in height and 150 kilograms in weight resultant of the subject's abnormal muscle density.

Subject has a high cognitohazardous resistance and a pragmatic way of thinking. When questioned by researchers, the subject speaks primarily of the sciences, particularly in biology. Subject has displayed on multiple occasions its physical and martial prowess (see Discovery, Capture Report XXXX, and Incident XXXX-A). SCP-XXXX's epidermis has a high resistance to damage, and a resistance to damage caused by the supernatural. SCP-XXXX displays a lack of emotional response or pain to stimuli, with a single exception. Despite SCP-XXXX 's brain damage, subject displays all the capabilities of a normal human: reading, writing, communication and body movement are not restrained by the brain damage. Subject also displays an enhanced regenerative ability, healing bone-depth cuts on its forearm between 4-9 seconds, dependent on the size of said cut. However, intense heat has been shown to slow down SCP-XXXX's healing factor in the applied area, and the subject has deemed itself incapable of repairing its own brain damage. It is theorized that the brain damage was caused by supernatural phenomena and is therefore irreparable by biological means.

SCP-XXXX displays a draw to dangerous occurrences (see Addendum XXXX-B for more details). This draw to danger has been considered useful in the event of breaches from Euclid or Keter SCP entities (see Incident XXXX-B). However, the subject tends to use lethal force to resolve dangerous occurrences, be it a riot or an argument which has ended in a fight (see Discovery and Incident-XXXX-A). However, the subject displays an inability to speak about how they came to attain said abilities. See Interview XXXX-A for more details. It is theorized that SCP-XXXX attained the abilities at present against its will, from how the subject describes them as "curses" and displays discomfort when questioned.

SCP-XXXX has displayed, after Incident XXXX-A, the ability to:

  • Tear open a 30 millimeter hole in a steel blast door after thirty (30) minutes of sustained assault. The only way SCP-XXXX was able to do this task was due to the subject's enhanced regeneration. SCP-XXXX's had, according to camera footage, suffered from broken the bones in its arms multiple times, with seven (7) being compound fractures, and sustained multiple deep lacerations across the subject's arms in the test.
  • Open a 2.4 m x 0.8 m hole in the same blast door after another hour of assault. Subject extracted a tungsten carbide locking bolt from the door's lock as a weapon from the door to aid in cutting the door open.
  • Clear a 50 meter distance within four (4) seconds without SCP-XXXX-2. SCP-XXXX can cover this distance between four (4) and five (5) seconds whilst wearing SCP-XXXX-2.

SCP-XXXX-1 is a two handed sword of a black metallic substance 172 centimeters long. The model of sword bears resemblance to an Oakeshott Type XVIIIb blade. When put through testing, the material of SCP-XXXX-1 was discovered to be an as of yet unknown allotrope of carbon. The allotrope displays the ability to retain an edge of one hundred (100) nanometers seemingly indefinitely. The carbon allotrope will henceforth be named "Carbomet" in this document.

SCP-XXXX-2 is a full suit of armor baring no resemblance to a single nationality or age. The padded clothing is composed of Aramid fibers (Kevlar), cotton and linen. The chainmail and plate components are composed of Carbomet. Despite the bulk of the suit, SCP-XXXX-2 does not seem to limit the subject at all.

Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered by Mobile Task Force Omega-40 ("Diamond Disks") after reports of a riot in Lyon, France supposedly broken by SCP-XXXX. See Capture Report XXXX for details on subject's capture and the incident leading to its discovery. Subject classified as Euclid

Addendum XXXX-A: SCP-XXXX has been witnessed boxing the concrete walls without flinching when its knuckles had broken. When the subject has argued with research personnel, SCP-XXXX has not displayed any evident frustration or anger. Other stimuli in an attempt to provoke an emotional response are as follows:

Addendum XXXX-B: SCP-XXXX's ability to sense danger and its draw to danger has been shown to extend for a 500 m radius. No barrier or object has been found capable of suppressing or blocking SCP-XXXX's sense of danger.

Capture personnel: Mobile Task Force Omega-40 AKA "Diamond Disks"

Personnel Present: 20

Personnel Equipment: three (3) dart guns, twenty (20) batons, five (5) polycarbonate shields, twenty (20) suits of riot gear, fifteen (15) ketamine-filled darts

Capture of Subject: Successful

Casualties: 8 MTF injured, 5 MTF dismembered, 3 MTF dead, 1 civilian dead

Equipment Destroyed: one (1) dart gun, ten (10) batons, two (2) polycarbonate shields, seventeen (17) suits of riot gear, one (1) ketamine-filled dart.

Method of Capture: Ketamine-filled dart to the temple once helmet was removed.

Captain's Commentary: We used a mugging, God bless those poor [REDACTED] souls, as the lure and we hid under black tarps and garbage bags. Mugger didn't see the damn blade coming. Once she killed him, we went in. D█████ went first with his riot shield to force her into the wall. He bounced off of her, I repeat, bounced! She then went on her damn warpath. Christ, I nearly lost my leg! [REDACTED] was fast…

Captain O████ given class B amnestics.

Date of Incident: 05:40 20/06/20██ - 8:36 20/06/20██

Breach Type: D-Class riot, single Euclid breach

SCP(s) Breached Containment: SCP-XXXX

Events of Incident: On 15/05/20██, food supplies started to be rationed due to an exponential growth of D-Class personnel numbers. A group of six (6) D-Class are shown to be discussing frequently, drawing a large crowd of personnel, on 05/06/20██. Due to the crowd, the supposed organizers could not be identified clearly. D-Class breached containment and assaulted the guards assigned to patrol the area. Upon the D-Class breach, SCP-XXXX also breached containment and the containment of its two subobjects. Guards assigned to the subject killed in action, presumably by SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX arrived at D-Class containment at 06:30. Subject proceeded to extract twenty (20) MTF and guard personnel whilst disarming, dismembering or terminating multiple D-Class personnel. Once all the attacked guard and MTF personnel were extracted by the subject, SCP-XXXX continued its rampage before the riot scattered. Organizers of the D-Class breach found terminated by SCP-XXXX as the riot dispersed. SCP-XXXX was tranquilized and taken back to containment. SCP-XXXX-1 and -2 were moved to the on-site warehouse.


D-Class MTF Guard
Dead Twenty-eight (28) Six (6) Five (5)
Dismembered Twelve (12) Zero (0) Zero (0)
Injured Sixteen (16) Four (4) Seven (7)
Comatose Zero (0) Zero (0) One (1)

Post-Incident Interview with Guard Captain R████:

Interviewer: Dr. J████

Interviewed: Guard Captain R████

Foreword: Post-riot interview.

<Begin log, 09:00 20/06/20██>

Dr. J████: Captain, could you describe the riot and how it started?

Captain R████: It was…chaos. No other word for it. We were on guard duty for the start of the day when out of nowhere, the D-Class all opened their cell gates and pinned down me and my squad. I saw at least two of my squad killed. It's like they knew our patrols to the letter, even when they were changed last month.

Dr. J████: When do you think SCP-XXXX arrived on the scene?

Captain R████: Do you think I kept track of the time? All I can say is Jade was a Godsend. A messy Godsend, though.

< Captain R████ shivers>

Dr. J████: Can you describe the scene after SCP-XXXX arrived?

Captain R████: I don't know how to describe it in any other way than this: I've seen Keter breaches easier to clean than that riot. That sword, God, I'm lucky I wasn't on the other end of it. Not to mention the sound when she caved that poor [REDACTED] skull in, I have nightmares from that. Jade is vicious!

Dr. J████: Why do you refer to SCP-XXXX by name?

Captain R████: She just said to me "I'm Jade, I'm here to help." It just stuck, really.

Dr. J████: Anything else you would like to add, Captain?

Captain R████: Nothing besides a question: why is she Euclid class?

<End Log>

Closing Statement: Captain R████ permitted to leave. "Thank you" card found stuck to SCP-XXXX's containment cell door signed by the guards the subject rescued. Upgrade to Keter class considered.

SCP-XXXX-J: Correct End

Object #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Keter, rightly chosen Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is to be kept in its scabbard in a standard Safe Object locker. Practitioners of Historical European Martial Arts, with the exception of those who study the Gladiatoria manuals, are allowed free access to hold and swing the subject.

Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a sword of Oakeshott Type XVa. The object measures a good mordhau-delivering length I don't even speak German 143 centimeters. The guard of the sword comprises of steel, extending to half the length of the handle on each quillon, and tapering to a point to cave those helms in better. The subject's pommel is its strongest feature is made of the same steel as the guard, spherical, flanged which makes it better at its primary function and screws onto the subject's threaded tang.

Those within a 2 meter distance of SCP-XXXX-J feel compelled to hold SCP-XXXX-J by the blade3 and kill the infidels attack those of non-Christian faith. The attacks primarily involvea good old murder stroke bashing with the guard and pommel or ending them swiftly unscrewing the pommel and throwing it. The affected subject can launch the object at 100 meters per second and has been tested to cause the following4:

  • Explode on contact with any humanoid. Said humanoid will disintegrate, leaving a pile of fine ash.
  • Pierce a bunker door and continue without slowing.
  • Ricochet 24 times before stopping.

Spare Parts (not an SCP, bits and pieces from articles I may keep)

SCP-XXXX-2 is assembled of the following components:

  • A dense coat (SCP-XXXX-2-A) approximately 4 kilograms in weight. Aramid fibers (Kevlar), cotton and linen have been found in this coat as both woven sheets and stuffing. Finite Element Analysis (to not damage this component of SCP-XXXX-2) on a computer has shown the coat to resist small arms up to .45 caliber.
  • A 10 kilogram long-sleeved shirt of chainmail (SCP-XXXX-2-B) made of Carbomet designed to fit tightly over SCP-XXXX-2-A.
  • A densely woven pair of trousers (SCP-XXXX-2-C) of the same composition as SCP-XXXX-2-A weighing 2.5 kilograms.
  • A pair of Carbomet chainmail stockings (SCP-XXXX-2-D) which attach to -C weighing 5 kilograms each.
  • A 1.05 kilogram padded hood (SCP-XXXX-2-E) of the same composition as SCP-XXXX-2-A.
  • A 2 kilogram chainmail hood or coif (SCP-XXXX-2-F) made of Carbomet that attaches to -E.
  • A leather bodysuit (SCP-XXXX-2-G) which envelops the cloth and chainmail armor.
  • A four-piece body and back armor (SCP-XXXX-2-H) made of Carbomet.
  • A pair of Carbomet arm and shoulder guards (SCP-XXXX-2-I) which encompass the whole arm. The forearm and hand guards of SCP-XXXX-2-I resemble 15th Century German gauntlets and the shoulder guards resemble 16th Century Swedish pauldrons.
  • A wide Carbomet girdle with laminated plates extending down to knee height (SCP-XXXX-2-J) on SCP-XXXX.
  • A pair of Carbomet plate leg guards (SCP-XXXX-2-K) encompassing the thigh, kneecap, calf and feet. The laminated foot guards are designed to fit over a steel toe cap boot. The calf and knee guards resemble 15th Century Italian kneeguards and 15th Century German greaves respectively.
  • The final part of SCP-XXXX-2 is SCP-XXXX-2-L. SCP-XXXX-2-L is a Carbomet helmet and neck protector with a removable visor. SCP-XXXX-2-L resembles a late 16th Century English armet.
  • A single golden retriever pup to provoke happiness, affection or desire. Subject stroked the pup for thirty (30) minutes to calm it before asking for its removal. Conclusion: SCP-XXXX does not feel happiness, affection or desire. Note: She didn't even smile. Dr. J████