BinaryEnigma

Item #: SCP-████

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-████ should be held in the centre of any containment cell that is bigger than it's active anomalous radius of 5 metres. Current containment cell measures 15x15x15 metres, with a 5 m pedestal in the centre.
No humanoid entity resembling a blonde male with a height superior to 1.60 metres should enter SCP-████'s containment cell, as getting within its 5-metre range will likely result in termination.

Description: SCP-████ has the appearance of a spoon-shaped eating utensil with short tines at the tip, commonly known as a "spork", with IKEA branding¹

Addendum: But Then!!!

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Interviewed: SCP-████-A, after the termination of D-████-9847 in Experiment ████-03, which lasted approximately 10 seconds

Interviewer: Dr. █████████ Silvers

Foreword: Following Experiment ████-03, Dr. Silvers attempted to communicate with SCP-████-A, resulting in the following exchange.

<Begin Log, ██/██/2017 15:23:17>

Dr. Silvers: Hello, can you hear me?

SCP-████-A: Yes, I can hear you, I may be dead but I'm not deaf

Blah Blah More Talk
At this point, SCP-████-A ceases manifesting, Dr. Silver makes further attempts to communicate with the anomaly, which have not been included in this log due to lack of success.

<End Log, ██/██/2017 15:28:07>

Closing Statement: Considering the 10 seconds it took before Dr. Silvers started the interview, SCP-████-A manifested for exactly 5 minutes

Footnotes

1. It should be noted that IKEA has never sold sporks