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Data Recovery complete…86% file integrity
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:Observation post ███████ is to monitor incoming meteorites for any potential landings of SCP samples via radar and telescopic monitoring of space debris. All instances of SCP must be stored in site at a temperature of -200 degrees Celsius in a hermetically sealed magnetically locked chamber. Under no circumstances may instances of SCP may remain on earth for any period of time, outside of transportation time to carry said instances to off-world facilities, due to constant raids of SCP instances on foundation facilities. Transport of any instances of SCP must be escorted by two identical heavy armoured off-road transport carriers, with no less than 10 armed guards at a time. Shuttles to transport samples are to be manned by no less than four members, two of which must be armed at all times.
Description:SCP is a [DATA CORRUPTED:TOO MANY VARIABLES. FORWARDING TO MOST STABLE INFORMATION] of variable size and mass, and questionable sentience.The behaviour of SCP instances seem to vary from openly hostile to amiable, which varies rapidly between different samples. Instances of SCP have been found to be ranging from 10 mm in diameter to 8 feet. Attempts at describing any other recognizable features are extremely difficult as any instances of SCP seem to be either unwilling or unable to maintain a stable or even recognizable form for no more than 3 seconds at most. The most common reported appearances of SCP instances range from:
- multiple mouths and eyes
- faces of family members
- [DATA CORRUPTED:TOO MANY VARIABLES. FORWARDING TO MOST STABLE INFORMATION]
- spaghetti
- genitalia
- [DATA CORRUPTED:TOO MANY VARIABLES. FORWARDING TO MOST STABLE INFORMATION]
- pets (either deceased or alive)
However foundation psychologists doubt the accuracy of these claims as they may simply be the brain attempting to find familiar patterns in the unrecognizable forms of SCP, similar to a Rosarch Test.
Until July 19th, 201█, was thought to have been constantly emitting unintelligible gibberish at varying volumes from 5-150 decibels. It was discovered by agent █████ that SCP, who had studied over 20 different languages as part of his training, was actually speaking multiple languages at once, almost always utilizing a different language after each word. Previously researchers had hypothesized that instances of SCP was merely emitting random gibberish, since many researchers either did not know which languages SCP was speaking (including fictional and dead languages such as latin) or could not make the connection between various words. After this discovery the BABEL system was implemented, which recorded and deciphered audio fast enough for researchers to engage in acceptable conversation.
Audio log, BABEL transcript #001: [SCP Sample #357]
Interviewer: [Dr.█████]
Dr.█████: H-hello? Can you understand me?SCP Sample #357: [translated from mandarin, french, binary, German, and japanese] of course I can.
Dr.█████:Oh…Uh…
SCP Sample #357:Do you finally understand me?
Dr.█████:Uh, Yes! (shouts "it worked!" off to the side)… Why have you been attempting to enter foundation facilities?SCP Sample #357: What's wrong with a mother wanting to visit her children?
<ERROR: REMAINING LOG CORRUPTED. CONTINUING TO LAST STABLE INFORMATION]>
ADMINISTRATIVE NOTICE
AFTER DR.█████'S INVOLVEMENT IN PURPOSEFULLY ALLOWING SCP SAMPLES #4-38 AND OTHER SCP'S CONTAINED WITHIN THE FACILITY TO BREACH CONTAINMENT, ANY INTERACTION WITH SCP IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN AND WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE LIQUIDATION OF ALL INVOLVED ASSETS
After Incident Report: [Interrogation of Dr.█████]
Interviewer: [Agent █████]
Foreword: [Dr.█████ is sitting at a desk in the site █████'s interrogation room. A folder on SCP is sitting on the desk in front of him.]
<Begin Log, 28th, 20██, 21:49>
Agent █████: [Why did you allow SCP to breach containment?]
Dr.█████: [To save you.]
Agent █████: [Haha, very funny. We lost several good men that day and several others wish they were among them.]
Dr.█████: [No, really. Have you ever considered why we're still here, even though we've got literally hundreds of SCPs capable of killing all life on this planet, let alone the universe?]
Agent █████: [Because of our efforts, which you so thoughtfully decided to help us with by releasing ██ of them.]Dr.█████: [(laughs)]
Agent █████: [What the fuck is so funny? Men died out there.]Dr.█████: [Oh no, sorry. Its just you got it all wrong.]
Agent █████: [I'm sorry?]
Dr.█████: [Its not us that have kept the universe safe, its the SCPs]
Agent █████: [What? Have you lost your damn mind?]
Dr.█████: [Sorry, no not the SCPs per-say. Well not all of them. I mean SCP and SCPs [DATA CORRUPTED, FAST FORWARDING TO NEAREST STABLE INFORMATION] specifically. Think about it, with so many SCPs just waiting to pop, it just doesn't make logical sense that we're still alive. Hell, even life itself is extremely improbable]
Agent █████: [(sighs, rubbing eyes)Your point?]
Dr.█████: [Well these little guys here (points to files laying on desk) are the reason why.]
Agent █████: [Go on…]
Dr.█████: [Well you've been asking alot of questions, so let me ask you one. What was there before the universe was made?]
Agent █████: [(slams table) Don't fuck with me here doctor! What does this have anything to do with the men you killed?!]
Dr.█████: [Everything.]
Agent █████: [Fine…Fuck I don't know…The big bang?]
Dr.█████: [And before that?]
Agent █████: [There was nothing before that, don't be ridiculous.]
Dr.█████: [But that's exactly it, there was nothing. But then something improbable happened. An anomaly you could say, as something came out of nothing. And from there things got even more improbable, as life was created out of a bunch of inert chemicals, and from those chemicals came animals, and then even more unlikely events happened as some of those things developed the ability to think, and from there even weirder things happened as these lifeforms developed the ability for culture and civilization, as they created music, art, tools, and even shaped the environment around them instead of just wriggling around blindly in the mud.]
Agent █████: [This interview is over. I'll see you at the execution. (Agent █████ gets out of chair but hesitates as he puts his hand to his earpiece. Agent frowns and sits back down.)]
Dr.█████: [But that nothing didn't like that. See, before the big bang, everything was peaceful, quiet. But then the universe happened and everything became so noisy and chaotic. And even worse these things started popping up on some of the rocks, screaming, pissing, shitting, killing and fucking each-other all over the place, covering the planet like mould. This disgusted the sterility of that nothingness. But most of all the void was jealous. It couldn't see colours, would never hear music, never feel the warmth of another man or woman, or even the simple joy over good fiction, since being nothing that void was incapable of being in reality. The only thing it can utilize is already pre-existing physical phenomena such as manipulating the pre-existing laws of physics to cause entropy through energy loss, or chemistry and psychology to cause depression and convince its enemies there is no point in struggling against what it whispers is inevitable. Basically, all it can rely is the status quo.]
Agent █████: [(groans)Are you done yet? The only reason i'm still here is because for some reason 05 is interested in your babbling.]
Dr. █████:[Actually funny you should mention them. Have you ever seen any of the 05 members?]
Agent █████:[Don't be ridiculous, that's well above my clearance level. Nobody has seen 05 command.]
Dr. █████:[But that's exactly my point. Nobody has seen 05 command. Therefore can you even prove 05 exists? Is there even anybody there, or is there nobody?]
Agent █████:[(Agent places their hand on their ear piece again) What? But this doesn't make any sense! this should obviously be a case for the shrink, not me!(pauses)No I am not disobeying a direct 05 order, I just-(grimaces) Yes, yes. Understood. What the hell are you getting at here doctor?]
Dr. █████:[Have you ever wondered about what the true goals of the foundation are? Why we insist on containing anomalous entities, instead of just trying to destroy them on the spot?]
Agent █████:[To better understand them, so that we can protect humanity. So we can stop living our lives in fear and allow humanity to prosper. You signed the oath, shouldn't you remember?]
Dr. █████: [(laughs) Don't be so naive. Why do we constantly strive to protect a species that seems only intent on its self-destruction with war and greed]
Agent █████ remains silent
Dr. █████: [tell me, do you remember the second law of thermodynamics?]
Agent █████:[(sighs, mutters something inaudible) I don't know. A closed system that is not acted on by outside forces increases in entropy, or something like that?]
Dr. █████: [(Dr. █████ slaps the table, and agent moves hand to holster in response) Exactly! That's what i'm getting at! The foundation wasn't just made to keep things out, but to keep things from getting in!]
Agent █████ puts his hand to his ear again and undoes straps on his holster after a short pauseDr. █████: [A puddle will grow stagnant if not stirred. (Dr. █████ points at files on table) But these things here? They're chaos incarnate. They're the wrench in the gears that churns the water to ensure things do not remain constant and prevents entropy from occurring by always interfering. If the world were to retain its current course, things would eventually settle into a constant state, just like the third law of thermodynamics states. We already see the effects of entropy happening all around us because of the foundations efforts to contain chaos from interfering with the void's plans, what with the increase in overpopulation, global warming and nihilism. It used to be that nature filtered out the unworthy and prevented things from stabilizing through the constant cycle of strife and regrowth, thus constantly improving the species through natural selection, but not anymore. When organizations like the UN and The Foundation stepped in to attempt to prevent chaos and encourage peace, they made people complacent and lazy. With no wars, famine, or disease to weed out the weak, no natural selection can take place. Without any challenges or pain to give success and joy contrast, life began to seem to lose meaning. But nature abhors a vacuum. You can't keep this charade up forever. Eventually one of those monkeys will find a typewr-]
Agent █████: [(Agent █████ smiles and takes his hand off his ear piece. Points gun at Dr. █████) Finally. I'm going to enjoy shutting you up.]
Agent █████ squeezes the trigger. The gun explodes in his hand. Agent █████ begins screaming.
DATA CORRUPTED, Ending playback, [total run time unknown due to data corruption]>**Closing Statement: [Before the Incident Dr.█████ tested for negative mental instabilities at his last mandatory psychiatric evaluation, and was due to be married to his fiance in 2 weeks. The cause for his mental breakdown is currently unknown. Previous testing with SCP revealed no mimetic or mind-altering capabilities. Investigation of the firearm used by Agent █████ revealed that the weapon was improperly serviced, causing a misfire due to a obstruction of the gun barrel. The maintenance team was severely reprimanded for this error, and new staff were hired to take their place. Before dismissal the man in charge of servicing Agent █████'s equipment stated that the chance of such a malfunction like this happening are "one in a million".]
