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SCP #: SCP-TOB-J
Object Class: Yes
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-TOB-J is supposed to be kept in a tiny fireproof container with limited room, and no access to corpses or dead bodies. Not since the ██-class scenario when he ████████ ██████ ██ ██-█. SCP-TOB-J requires clearance of level-4 or higher to access him. MTF Alpha-7 is recommended for recontainment of this humanoid.
Description: SCP-TOB-J is a humanoid Skeleton man approximately 2 meters in height, SCP-TOB-J has a bad habit of spontaneously combusting and it is reminded that he can not give you a season pass to six flags, a loaded credit card, or a mini SCP-914 if you let him out and will not hold up to this promise. SCP-TOB-J is not allowed around children or the administrator in any circumstances since ████. SCP-TOB-J can also not be allowed around any presidents, old or current, and is not allowed to start any political debates. The last time he did this we had to cover up the White House burning down. SCP-TOB-J has also, in several circumstances been spotted in a white van occasionally parked outside random houses in random cul-de-sacs, even when in containment. Kids often go missing wherever he shows up. He can also be spotted as an ice cream truck driver, taxi driver, bus driver, and an airplane pilot. To this day none of the kids have been found except for ████, and we choose to believe this never happened, so if anyone asks tell them to shut the fuck up. SCP-TOB-J is not allowed within 5 miles of school areas, especially not when they’re in session, and isn’t allowed within 5 miles of any children at all. It’s confirmed SCP-TOB-J is a male. Don’t ask. SCP-TOB-J IS NOT ALLOWED IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCE TO OBTAIN ALCOHOL OR ANY DRUGS, LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED IT ALMOST CAUSED AN XK, AND I WILL FIND WHO DID IT. SCP-TOB-J is not allowed to have contact with any weapon that can pierce a regular human skull. Any damage caused to SCP-TOB-J that fractures or punctures the bone causes a mass of fire to explode from the damaged area. It is currently unknown how the fire is fueled or how it starts. It is unknown if SCP-TOB-J attempts to injure himself for this effect or because he is depressed. SCP-TOB-J was found after the bombs dropped in Hiroshima. He was likely normal at one point and was abnormally produced from the atomic blast, that’s likely where his combustion came from.
Addendum TOB-J.1: Interview
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. ████ coughs
SCP-TOB-J: Shut up.
Dr. ████: But I haven’t even said anything yet.
SCP-TOB-J: You coughed, so shut the fuck up.
Dr. ████: ok… So first off, can you tell me your name?
SCP-TOB-J: You’re the first to ask… I think it was Tobias before I ended up this mess. By the way, where the fuck am I?
Dr. ████: You’re in the SCP Foundation.
Dr. ████ places a photo of SCP-TOB-J in a white van on the table
SCP-TOB-J: Goddamnit, again?
Dr. ████: So what were you doing in this photo?
SCP-TOB-J: Uhhh, I was looking at the flies. I like to call children flies because they suck.
Dr. ████: And, uh, why?
SCP-TOB-J: You can't resist when you have a gun aimed to your head now can you?
Dr. ████: What do you mean by that?
SCP-TOB-J: Uhh, I mean…
SCP-TOB-J appears to drop a lamp he pulled out of nowhere
SCP-TOB-J: FUCK! I mean I like to… “Play” with children…
Dr. ████: So you’re telling me-
SCP-TOB-J: With consent of course.
Dr. ████: You like to “play” with children…
SCP-TOB-J: Yeah… Play…
SCP-TOB-J appears to grin, despite being a skeleton.
Dr. ████: Alright well I believe that concludes this interview. An MTF officer will now escort you to your cell.
SCP-TOB-J: No… Not the cell…
Dr. ████: Why not?
SCP-TOB-J gets up and dispatches the guard, killing him in seconds, he proceeds to leave, and supposedly goes on a murdering spree.
Dr. ████ stands in shock, before calling in MTF.
[END LOG]
