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Name: Dr. G███ B██████ Z██████
Date: █/█/201█
Total items: 7 USB Drives with a text document containing the symbol pi
Input: One USB Drive with a text document containing the symbol pi.
Setting: Rough
Output: the aforementioned USB drive cut with what appears to be a high energy laser in a pattern appearing to move away from the center of the USB drive following the angle made from the center multiplied by pi in inches and radians not degrees.
Input: One USB Drive with a text document containing the symbol Pi.
Setting: Coarse
Output: the aforementioned USB drive but with the alteration that the text document instead of containing pi, contained "ip"
Input: One USB Drive with a text document containing the symbol Pi.
Setting: 1:1
Output: the aforementioned usb drive but instead of containing the symbol for pi contains the latin symbol for pi which has a different Unicode value that the pi originally put in.
Input: The USB Dive from the previous test
Setting: 1:1
Output: a USB drive containing a picture of a pie
Input: The USB Dive from the previous test
Setting: 1:1
Output: a USB drive containing the mathematical expression .262 times $i$ times e
Input: One USB Drive with a text document containing the symbol Pi.
Setting: fine
Output: a USB drive containing a file called "pie.exe". upon opening the file a windows pops up and displays a large red button saying "pie". upon pressing the button a black sphere will appear before the user and a pie of various flavors will appear. with the flavors being recorded as apple, blueberry, metal, walnut, almond, cherry, whip cream, chicken, steak, wood, weed, vanilla, chocolate, bubble gum, peach, banananana, pineapple, pizza, and dirt being recorded as of current testing. currently in possession of level 4 researcher Dr. E█████ S██████.
Input: One USB Drive with a text document containing the symbol pi.
Setting: fine
Output: a black metallic symbol of pi emitting a tone at pi gigahertz. research has also shown that any depiction of pi or text of it will start to vibrate when in 5 meters of the object, regardless of medium used and obstacles in between them.
Input: two USB Drives with a text document containing the symbol pi.
Setting: fine
Output: a black metallic sphere with a radius of 2 pi.
Input: the aforementioned sphere
Setting: very fine
Output: a sphere of the same shape and size of the input sphere but now appears to through unknown means generate charge at a rate proportionate to its volume in milicoulumbs per second with a slider that appears to change the magnitude of the charge being generated going from 10 to the 25 power to 10 to the negative 25 power. currently under research in the attempt for a free energy machine.
Note: under no circumstances is anyone to change the slider to anything above -2, since 1 coulomb is enough energy to disable any attempt to turn it off and it nearly killed Dr.█████ after he turned it up to 1 and we only barely stopped losing containment and destruction of Site-███ possible leading to the end of mankind and earth.
—Input: One USB Drive with a text document containing the symbol Pi.
Setting: very fine
Output: a USB drive containing an animation of line becoming a sphere which file size increase as the size of the object in the animation does, which currently has a size of █.1█1█████petabytes of testing. also causes any monitor displaying the image to distort at a rate of █ centimeters per minute.
Input: the above USB drive
Setting: very fine
Output: a point floating in space that can be move easily and does not feel the effects of gravity relative to the ground, which cycle an animation of a point turning into a line then a circle and then a sphere before compressing back down to a point and repeating. current on the shelf in the office of Dr. █████████████—
Input: One USB Drive with a text document containing the symbol pi.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: The aforementioned USB drive as mentioned above, but upon insertion into any form of computer it will change the shape of said computer into that of a sphere with that of equal volume of the original computer. Upon investigation it has revealed that the internal components of any desktop (I.E. any computer where the processing component are not in the same unit as the keyboard or screen) that has had the USB drive inserted into it, will change into a shell-like structure, altering the shape of motherboards and graphics cards and subsequent components. While it would be thought that the internal components subject to such a change would not be functional it has proven the opposite, any computer subject to the aforementioned USB will increase all capabilities and volume of the original computer by exactly pi (in the case of CPU and objects where only an exact number should be able to function, a pi shape symbol was found that was the size of the intended part such as CPU pins or nodes in RAM) for example increasing processing speed, hard drive space and so on. This pi-amplification effect can be exhibited on any computer more than once with no known limit with the current standing record being 245. In the case of laptops, the results followed as shown above but with the keyboard being replaced with another sphere that could be applied to any surface. During this application, the "keyboard" had the consistency of putty and optimized the ease of application dependent on the user. In the case of a robot, it acted like putty that in all cases dried in .318309886184 (which is 1/pi) seconds after the application was finished. The screen from said laptop will act and respond in the same manner as the laptop becoming an applyable screen. Said screen can also be removed with ease. due to capabilities of the USB drive, it shall be stored in Site-
█ with testing needing approval of a level 4 researcher. currently in use by Dr. █████ and O5-█.
Name: Dr.
Date: █/█/201█
Total items: 20 pounds of carbon and one angrily written note saying "wont you just bloody work with us for once in a while and just give us our fricking diamonds already"
Input: one-fifth of a pound of carbon in solid non-granulated form
Setting: rough
Output: one-fifth of a pound of carbon in granulated form
Input: carbon from the previous test
Setting: coarse
Output: chamber was full of carbon dioxide and carbon tetride.
Input: one-fifth of a pound of carbon
Setting: 1:1
Output: one fifth a pound of coal
Input: one-fifth of a pound of carbon
Setting: course (was intended for 1:1)
Output: a block of graphite
Input: one fifth a pound of carbon
Setting: 1:1
Output: one-fifth of a pound of balls of carbon of one centimeter in diameter and possessing a Mohs hardness rating of 9.8. currently in possession by Dr. J█████ and currently in use in a newtons cradle and as ball barrings.
Input: one-fifth of a pound of carbon
Setting: fine
Output: a miniature purple flower which after testing was determined to be lilac
NOTE: it's being cheeky with us again, and it knew we got the carbon from flowers.
Input: one-fifth of a pound of carbon
Setting: fine
Output: one-fifth of a pound of a coal-like substance that burned at 3000 degrees Celcius.
Input: one-fifth of a pound of carbon
Setting: fine
Output: series of carbon nanotube shells which were abnormally tough for its construction and very flexible and resilient to stress and excessive force like numerous blows from a sledgehammer.
Input: one-fifth of a pound of carbon
Setting: fine
Output: a miniature sledgehammer with a tip that is constructed to an extreme point.
NOTE: okay now it making fun of me.
Input: one-fifth of a pound of carbon
Setting: very fine
Output: one-fifth of a pound of small pellets of 1 millimeter in radius that when showed no unique properties other than indestructibility until it was exposed to dirt. when applied to dirt the pellets quickly acted as a catalyst for plant-based matter and a variety of plants quickly start growing in a circle with a radius of five meters. when these pellets are put together each pellet multiply its radius of influence to the total radius of influence of the total group, I.E. two pellets together have a radius of 25 meters with an higher growth in plants than normal for two pellets or even the effects of two individual pellets added but separate. under no circumstances are more than 5 of the pellets be within a meter of each other at any time. currently contained in site-████ due to possible "overgrowth" event scenario.
Input: the rest of the carbon and a note saying "won't you just bloody work with us for once in a while and just give us our fricking diamonds already"
Setting: very fine
Output: a diamond with the mass of the initial components. it displayed the anomalous property that if light is reflected into any part of it it will reflect that same light out 5 times bright in a manner described as "shiny". to prevent any runaway light reactions involving the destruction of a containment site the diamond is to be encased in 1 inch coating of vanta black ( a substance with such a high degree of absorbing light it can not be physically measured) to prevent any light from entering or escaping.
NOTE: and just when it starts cooperating it throws this at us! we cant sell this now! and the dangers due to its anomalous properties have made it above my clearance. damn you scp-914, damn you to hell!
Name: Dr.V██████
Date: ██/█/201█
Total items: 6 wooden dibblers, 5 goads, 8 homi's, 6 shovels, 5 handmade knives by Dr.V██████, and 5 sledgehammers
Input: 1 dibbler
Setting: rough
Output: saw dust
Input: 1 dibbler
Setting: coarse
Output: a wooden spike
Input: 1 dibbler
Setting: 1:1
Output: a [EXPLATIVE DELETED] plug.
NOTE: scp-914 seems to have prior knowledge of phallic objects resembling it and is being cheeky with us.
NOTE: when discussing any SCP it is discouraged to discuss them in such "anthropomorphic" terms such as "cheeky" and "snide" and various other forms of the such.
Input: 1 dibbler
Setting: fine
Output: one steel dibbler of remarkable sharpness for its makeup material.
Input: previous dibbler
Setting: fine
Output: a dibbler of what is believed to be some form of carbon metallic alloy. showed properties of extreme sharpness able to easily pierce a chromium diamond alloy under only the for of its own weight which was .4 kilograms. when piecing materials it also emitted various forms electromagnetic radiation in a pattern matching that of various small-scale nuclear reactions and atomic fission experiments.
Input: previous dibbler
Setting: fine
Output: a dibbler of what appears to be some form of blueish tinted glass notable optical properties such as being light around it point making it appear translucent at its point. dibbler also appears to have pieced apart any molecules in contact with the tip of the dippler resulting in the tip emitting a standard and consistent spectrum of electromagnetic radiation.
Input: 1 dibbler
Setting: very fine
Output: a dibbler that is similar to the original dibbler but has the properties that anything pierced with it will develop plant from the hole with a size of area from which the number of plants sprout from area that is proportional to the time in the ground cubed, with one second being one plant and 5 seconds being 125 plants space one foot apart from each other, with the plants showing an increased speed of growth.
Input: one dibbler
Setting: very fine
Output: a dibbler that appears regular on the surface with a notable increase in sharpness and one anomalous property. when held by any human, the older or "subject" will feel a compulsion to use the dibbler and cannot be persuaded to release it by any means. The subject will continue to use the dibbler until they require sleep in which case the dibbler "release" them and they go about their lives as if nothing strange has happened. The subject also appears to produced an unknown number of seems from they're pockets or hand that they use the dibbler to plant.
Input: one goad
Setting: rough
Output: a bale of wood shavings
Input: previous wood shaving
Setting: rough
Output: a gas of pure elemental carbon
Input:one goad
Setting: coarse
Output: a cylender of wood and one half of a ring of wood
Input:one goad
Setting: 1:1
Output: a rather sharp fire poker
Input: one goad
Setting: 1:1
Output: a wine bottle opener with a rather sharp point
Input: one goad
Setting: fine
Output: a fire poker that could easily pierce steel
Input: the above fire poker
Setting: very fine
Output: a fire poker that cannot pierce anything but when the point is pressed against any target causes the target to be damaged and experience extreme pain. this damage increase in size at the scale of one meter in radius per second. testing has shown that this has extreme use in demolitions as it can destroy a 20 floor building in one day and leave no damage to the suroundings. when put against humans or any form of live animal, the area of effect willincrease as expected but the subject will not be destroyed rather showing cracks and experiencing intense pain. these cracks vanish when the poker is removed. research into its use in interogation is recomended. do not expose any living subject to this for a time when the cracks have ompletly covered theyre body as this results in [REDACTED] with 24 causualties and a explosive force of one pound of C4.
Input: one goad
Setting: fine
Output: remarkibly sharp and durable metal tinsle.
Input: the aforementioned tinsle
Setting: very fine
Output: the tinsle showed no notable change except it now actively seeks out hosts and burrows into causing extreme duress and pain but is not fatal in any form. the tisle can also drill through 4 feet of solid stainless steel with ease. due to the difficulty of containment the tinsle has been destroyed by application of heat of [REDACTED] degrees [REDACTED].
Input: one goad
Setting: very fine
Output: one perpetual white hot catle goad but the heat is only felt by those who are poked with it.
Input: one goad
Setting: very fine
Output: one regular goad but showed the anomalous property that when a subject was poked with it, the subject would follow the will of the one poking for a period of 1 minute per second of poke duration. the subject does not need to hear the intent of the user through a yet unknown mechanism.
Input: one homi
Setting: rough
Output: a wooden board
Input: one homi
Setting: coarse
Output: a wooden branch of a tree.
Input: one homi
Setting: 1:1
Output: a hoe
Input: one homi
Setting: fine
Output: one homi that showed significant ease with use.
Input: the above homi
Setting: fine
Output: a homi that self propels itself through any ground medium with a speed of one meter per minute
Input: one homi
Setting: fine
Output: a scythe that could easily cut through steel.
Input: the previous scythe
Setting: fine
Output: the previous scythe but shows the anomalous property that anything cut with it withers and dies, animals and plants are no exception. for example, if wheat is cut with it the wheat that was separated will wither and die while the original stalk will not, the degree of target is controlled by the user. if partially cut with it the withering and death spread at a rate of 4 meters per minute. the time from wither to death of an area is 1 minute. possible use in containment of plant and rapid growth SCPs is pending.
Input: one shovel
Setting: rough
Output: a pile of sawdust and granulated steel.
Input: one shovel
Setting: coarse
Output: 3 blocks of wood and one small block of steel
Input: one shovel
Setting: 1:1
Output: one rather large scoop
Input: one shovel
Setting: fine
Output: a shovel of the same appearance as the input one but with a notable increase in durability and piercing ability
Input: previous shovel
Setting: fine
Output: one wooden sign that expells dirt from a sphere aroud it at a rate of two cubic meters per minute. this does not include the dirt dirently underneath it so that it wont fall. the area that this can effect is not yet known but therized to be [REDACTED] but is not a extreme danger as it will deal with the dirt closest to the sign first. this is to be contained in site-██ due to the hard to contain nature of the effect.
Input: one shovel
Setting: very fine
Output: a pair of gloves. these gloves have the anomalous property of allowing the user to move dirt of up to ██████ kilograms at a time with a range of influence of ███ kilometers. the speed that the gloves can move dirt has been shown to have a maximum of ███ kilometers per hour. potential use in military funtions pending as it wold pose a great opertunity to foundation use
Input: one shovel
Setting: very fine
Output: one blue sphere. the blue sphere converts dirt within a apher of 25 meters of radius into sterile water.
Input: 1 handmade knife by Dr.V██████
Setting: rough
Output: scrap metal
Input: 1 handmade knife by Dr.V██████
Setting: 1:1
Output: 5 scalpels
Input: 1 handmade knife by Dr.V██████
Setting: fine
Output: one saw blade of unusaual sharpness able to cut through steel with remarkable speed.
Input: previous saw blade
Setting: fine
Output: one lumberjack axe that can appear to cut through anything it comes into contact with, such as wood, steel, cement, diamond, chhromium, [REDACTED], all known metals, and bedrock.
Input: 1 handmade knife by Dr.V██████
Setting: very fine
Output: excalibur.
Input: 1 handmade knife by Dr.V██████
Setting: very fine
Output: one cooking knife that apoun contact allows the user to cook many high qualitie dishes even if they have no cooking experience.
Input: one sledge hammer
Setting: rough
Output: shreddd metal and burnt liquid plastic
Input: one sledge hammer
Setting: 1:1
Output: one hammer
Input: previous hammer
Setting: 1:1
Output: an anvil
Input: previous anvil
Setting: fine
Output: one anvil a Mohs hardness rating of 15 and durability enough to be able to withstand a nuclear warhead point blank.
Input: previous anvil
Setting: very fine
Output: one smithing hammer with the anomalous properties such that everytime it is struck against anything the temperature of the hammer will rise by 100 degrees Celcius per hit. if left with striking side left resting directly on a surface counts as ten hits per second. anyone who is holding the hammer does not feel the effects of the heat. currently under study for use in free energy generators. currently being held at site-3█ in an experimental thermal generator.
Input: one sledgehammer
Setting: very fine
Output: one regular sledgehammer but with the anomalous property that the user can strike with a pressure of 1 pound per square inches to 100 gigapascals depending on how angry the subject is.
Input: one sledgehammer
Setting: very fine
Output: one tuning fork. when tapped against any structure and then with the single end put against the structure, it will cause the structure to resonance with the tuning force until it crumbles to dust. this effect works on both organic life, plants, mammals, and inorganic objects.
Input: one sledgehammer
Setting: very fine
Output: a toy hammer that when struck against a person will cause them to remember anything they have read, heard, or seen in the past 10 minutes with perfect precision until the subject dies. then nails with the corresponding memories fall out of that person.
Name: Dr. John
Date: ██/█/201█
Total items: 4 red roses, 1 blue rose, 4 balls of red string, 4 decks of cards, 3 cloves of holly, 3 gold coins.
Input: 1 red rose
Setting: rough
Output: one file of red pigment and one sphere of plant mass
Input: 1 red rose
Setting: 1:1
Output: a yellow rose
Input: previous rose
Setting: 1:1
Output: a purple rose
Input: previous rose
Setting: 1:1
Output: a black rose
Input: 1 red rose
Setting: fine
Output: one iridecent rose
Input: previous rose
Setting: fine
Output: one golden apple with " to ██████████" inscribed on it. various members of the research group attempted to covet and grab it but was retrieved by remote drone and stored in site-45.
Input: 1 red rose
Setting: very fine
Output: 1 red rose that when two or more entities are within 3 meters of the rose will cause them to slowly develop romantic feelings for all entities within the affected area. destroyed shortly after anomalous properties were found out.
Input: one blue rose
Setting: very fine
Output: one rose that was perpetually at 3 Kelvin no matter what amount of heat was applied. it is currently in storage at site-23 pending evaluation in use of containment of heat and fire-related SCPs.
Input: one ball of red string
Setting: rough
Output: one pile of ash.
Input: one ball of red string
Setting: 1:1
Output: one ball of yellow string
Input: previous ball of yellow string
Setting: very fine
Output: 1 yarn kwane bird made of yellow string. the object is sentient and can emit electricity at up to 200 kiloAmps for days on end. after the output door was opened by Dr. John it bonded to him and now considers him its parent and is very protective of him and follows him around at all times.
Input: one ball of red string
Setting: very fine
Output: ordinary ball of red yarn besides the anomalous property that if any user touches it will unspool and connect to the subjects final love. in this case final love is determined as the persons significant other that will last them to their death. the spool has been recorded with lengths up to 7 thousand kilometers. currently is stored in site-10 and is not allowed any form of contact due to the possible containment breach that follows from it.
Input: one ball of red string
Setting: fine
Output: a ball of red yarn that attracts cats from up to 30 kilometers.
NOTES: give it to DR. C████████. he loves cats and is the only one who could deal with this many cats.
Input: 1 one of spades from the first deck
Setting: rough
Output: a pile of sawdust and ink
Input: 1 queen of spades from the first deck
Setting: 1:1
Output: 1 queen of diamonds from the first deck
NOTE: how did it do that?
Input: 1 jack of diamonds
Setting: fine
Output: 1 jack of diamonds embroidered with diamonds.
NOTE: it made the diamonds from extracting the carbon from the inside of the card. interesting.
Input: 1 ace of clubs
Setting: fine
Output: 1 four leaf clover
Input: previous four leaf clover
Setting: very fine
Output: 1 four-leaf clover with the property of causing statistically impossible amounts of luck in the holder. this was tested when assistant researcher Jackson held the clover and threw ten quarters in the air. the quarters land on their sides on top of each other in one stack. after initial experiment was contained in site-99 where it was ordered by the O5 to be used in the protection of O5 command.
NOTE: the odds of this occurring are so small that it makes 56! look tame.
Input: 1 joker from the first deck
Setting: very fine
Output: the same joker with the anomalous property that when held by a user, anything that the user says will be regarded as funny by anyone who hears it, this includes recordings. this is being evaluated for interrogation and helping with the mental health rehabilitation of various senior researchers and use by the psychology department.
NOTE: if you want to use it to record some jokes or anything go ask Dr. Qi in the therapy department he is pretty okay with using it and uses it regularly for joke night in the psychology division of site-31 on Friday and Saturday nights.
Input: 1 king of spades from the first deck
Setting: very fine
Output: 1 kind og spades from the first deck but with the anamolous property that whenheld by a user, said user can control up to 2M shovels. currently being evaluated for potential research asset and futher experimental uses.
Input: 1 ten of spades
Setting: fine
Output: ten minitaure shovels made from the previous card.
Input: 1 ace of hearts
Setting: very fine
Output: one beating miniature heart made from the previous card.
Input: 1 blank card from the first deck
Setting: very fine
Output: a bussnes card from Epsilon incorporated. NEEDS WORK
Input: 1 deck two
Setting: very fine
Output: one card that could change into any other card with desired design at will.
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