Black Hat Madman's Attempts (Current Tab: 4, "The Mender")

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid (Keter Reclassification pending)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be housed in a humanoid containment cell. Should SCP-XXXX enter Mode Gamma, personnel are authorized to use high-effect sedatives.1 When testing SCP-XXXX, sedatives should always be kept at the ready in case of Mode Beta or Mode Gamma. While on-site, SCP-XXXX is to be housed in a reinforced humanoid containment cell. SCP-XXXX's may be provided with requested materials pending approval. To date, these include:

  • A copy of the Tain Bo Cuailnge, Thomas Kinsella translation (granted)
  • A copy of the Mabinogi, John K. Bollard translation (granted)
  • A copy of H.P. Lovecraft's The Call of Cthulhu (denied)
  • SCP-XXXX's personal collection of role-playing game books, including Dungeons and Dragons and Westbound (pending approval)
  • SCP-XXXX's collection of Android: Netrunner cards (pending approval)
  • A laptop capable of running games at exceptional levels decent levels (denied, denied again after SCP-XXXX revised its request)
  • A copy of the album Shadows of the Dying Sun by Insomnium (pending approval)
  • Three apples (denied)2

SCP-XXXX may apply for "sojourns", as it calls its excursions, at least a week in advance, and may leave for no more than twelve (12) hours while accompanied by three (3) Foundation personnel, POI-XXXX and wearing a tracking anklet3. No more than four (4) sojourns may be approved in one month.

In the event of Mode Beta, Mode Gamma or Mode Delta, POI-XXXX is to be contacted immediately for his presence to mitigate any damages caused by SCP-XXXX for permission to engage in the "Conchobor Protocol". At least one (1) female D-Class personnel should be assigned to carry this procedure out. Should the Conchobor Protocol fail, all personnel should evacuate the immediate area and alert POI-XXXX to the escalation of the situation.

Additionally, after Incident XXXX-4, any medical procedures including the use of hypodermic needles or any form of invasive procedure are to be observed or carried out by POI-XXXX. Should POI-XXXX be unavailable, the Conchobor Protocol is authorized to prevent SCP-XXXX from entering Mode Delta.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Caucasian male of presumably Celtic or British ancestry, based on how it and POI-XXXX introduce themselves4. SCP-XXXX is approximately 183 cm in height and approximately 62 kg in mass with dirty blond hair (admitted to be dyed) and hazel eyes. Before containment, SCP-XXXX was employed by the Foundation as a researcher under the alias "Ben D. Gaibrun", later revealed to be a reference to Bendigeidfran5 from the Mabinogi.

SCP-XXXX's primary anomalous property is the inability to be affected by various, but not all, SCPs. SCP-XXXX has been shown to negate some cognitohazards, but only after they have taken effect. In addition, it has been shown to scare off and/or take no damage from certain hazardous SCPs, but only if not exposed to the hazardous SCP for more than approximately twenty (20) minutes. SCP-XXXX has confirmed this only happens in what is referred to as "Mode Alpha".

SCP-XXXX has four known modes, each more dangerous disconcerting than the last. Mode Alpha, occurring when SCP-XXXX is either surprised, annoyed or generally in a good mood, allows for the above anomalous property. Testimony from POI-XXXX suggests SCP-XXXX is able to temporarily tame wild animals while in Mode Alpha.

Mode Beta, first observed on 9/22/2017, occurs when SCP-XXXX is depressed or saddened to the point of tears. When depressed, the skies become overcast and a slight rain begins to fall, not exceeding 12 cm per hour. However, should SCP-XXXX begin crying, rainfall has shown to be in excess of 127 cm per hour, resulting in severe flash flooding. Sedatives have been demonstrated effective in negating the effects of Mode Beta.

Mode Gamma, first observed on 10/22/2017, occurs when SCP-XXXX is enraged to the point of physical violence. While in this angered state, SCP-XXXX has demonstrated that its shouting can cause earthquakes of varying magnitude on the moment magnitude scale (MMS). Any physical attacks by SCP-XXXX have shown to cause severe structural damage and even crush syndrome in humans. Sedatives have been demonstrated effective in negating the effects of Mode Gamma.

Mode Delta, first observed on 1/25/2018, is perhaps the most dangerous of SCP-XXXX's moods. Only occurring when SCP-XXXX is terrified6. SCP-XXXX, when terrified, flash freezes the immediate area at -54.4 degrees Celsius, causing frost and ice crystals to form on various surfaces. It has been shown that the Conchobor Protocol or the presence of POI-XXXX can prevent the occurrence of Mode Delta's flash freeze.

Addendum:

The following is a partial log for all SCP items that SCP-XXXX has interacted with.

www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2662: (11/29/2017-12/2/2017) SCP-XXXX was asked to spend time with SCP-2662 with the belief that SCP-XXXX may negate the cognitohazardous element of SCP-2662. This met with disappointment, as a cult ended up forming and attempted to breach into containment. SCP-XXXX yelled at them, bringing them to their senses.
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-166: (9/24/2017) SCP-166 is made aware of this test and is assured they will stop SCP-XXXX if it is in fact not immune to her influence. SCP-XXXX, on the other hand, is left completely in the dark. Upon entering SCP-166's containment, SCP-XXXX reacts with shock, questioning why SCP-166 is naked. SCP-XXXX offers SCP-166 a jacket before turning to the door and shouting, obviously infuriated, if this was someone's idea of a sick joke. SCP-166 returned the jacket after SCP-XXXX was removed from the containment area. Interestingly, this did not lead to a Mode Gamma occurrence, despite SCP-XXXX's obvious anger.
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-303: (6/6/2017) SCP-XXXX is completely immune to the fear response SCP-303 generates, even trying to trap it between the door and the wall.
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3606: (9/29/2017) SCP-XXXX was moved into SCP-3606's area of effect and managed to stave off any sort of damage for twenty minutes before noticing skin on the right forearm beginning to necrotize. SCP-XXXX was immediately removed from the area and the skin surgically excised. No further necrosis was detected in the span of 96 hours. A skin graft was deemed necessary and was transplanted after the 96 hours. SCP-XXXX has requested not to interact with SCP-3606-1.
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093: (12/21/2017) SCP-093 turned blue when placed in SCP-XXXX's hands. SCP-093 showed no differentiation from previously recorded tests.

The following list is of special requests SCP-XXXX has made regarding interaction with other SCPs

www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3609: "You have one of the sons of Fenrir locked up?! Can I meet him?"
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-169: Due to the knowledge of SCP-3609, SCP-XXXX has proposed that SCP-169 might be Jormungand, the legendary serpent that circled Midgard in Norse mythology.
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-231: "FUCK. NO."
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682: "I'd like to stay away from the lizard, if that's OK."

Discovery: SCP-XXXX had been hired by the Foundation as a researcher due to its extensive work in theoretical xenobiology, a program at the University of █████████████ introduced by formerly employed Dr. Fernand in 1990. While at its first assignment at Site ██, SCP-XXXX and the current Dr. Bright were discussing the possibility of [DATA EXPUNGED] when Dr. Bright stopped before a closed door. SCP-XXXX asked Dr. Bright what the problem was before turning to the door. SCP-XXXX then observed SCP-303 leering through the door. SCP-XXXX shrugged before opening the door, apparently with the intent on trapping SCP-303 between the door and the wall. SCP-XXXX is then quoted as saying, "See, Doc? You just can't show fear."

After transfer to Site ██, the location of SCP-2662, SCP-XXXX attempted to converse with SCP-2662.

<Begin Log, 6/30/2017>

SCP-XXXX: Good morning, SCP-2662. My name is Ben Gaibrun, and I'd like to ask you a few questions.

SCP-2662: Oh. Hi. You must be new here.

SCP-XXXX: That obvious? [SCP-XXXX clears its throat.] How are you today?

SCP-2662: I'm fine, thank you.

SCP-XXXX: Can you tell us anything in particular about your species?

SCP-2662: Did they not brief you on anything about me?

SCP-XXXX: No, not really… They just told me to come in here and…

SCP-2662: Really funny, guys. [SCP-XXXX looks behind it, where Dr. █████████ and Dr. █████ are watching closely.] This guy doesn't even know what he's doing, does he? [The floor cracks behind SCP-2662 and members of an unnamed religious group burst in through an excavated tunnel. SCP-XXXX is shocked by this, while Dr. █████ watches with interest.]
SCP-XXXX: What the fuck?!

SCP-2662: (sighing) This happens every month. I'll be over here. [SCP-2662 walks over to its table, picking up its newspaper. Members of the group begin removing their clothing.]
SCP-XXXX: What the fuck are you people doing?! [As SCP-XXXX screams at them, the group appear to come to their senses, screaming at their various states of undress. SCP-2662 looks on with interest.]

SCP-2662: Well, this is new. They normally start doing something disgusting by now.
<End Log>
Closing Statement:** This was fascinating to watch. Tau-9 was told to stand by while we tested Dr. Bright's theory, and it appears he was correct. Researcher Gaibrun should be researched into further. As an aside, SCP-2662 and Researcher Gaibrun exchanged online names after discovering their mutual gaming interests. I advise monitoring Researcher Gaibrun's communications with SCP-2662.

Following this, SCP-XXXX was transferred yet again. During this time, SCP-███ breached containment, causing ███ Foundation personnel casualties and injuries. SCP-███ then approached SCP-XXXX and proceeded to [DATA EXPUNGED]. However, SCP-XXXX grabbed its arms and, looking it straight in the eyes, calmly said, "If you don't take your hands off of me, I'll break them off." SCP-███ obeyed after a moment's hesitation and passed SCP-XXXX. After SCP-███ was re-contained, SCP-XXXX was then detained, determined to be a previously-undiscovered SCP.