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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard containment locker when not in use. No personnel under level-3 clearance are allowed to use SCP-XXXX unless approved by at least one level-4 personnel. SCP-XXXX is not to be unfolded under any circumstances.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a physically ordinary beverage napkin 12.5 cm x 12.5 cm (5 in x 5 in) in size. It has two (2) folds perpendicular to each other, meeting in the center of the napkin. One side has a texture of small X shaped ridges, while the other side is smooth and colored a light blue. No identifying marks of symbols can be found to discern the manufacturer. SCP-XXXX is unnaturally resistant to being folded and unfolded except on its original folds; the required force to fold SCP-XXXX on any other line is ~50,000 Newtons. How these original folds came to be is unknown.
SCP-XXXX can contain seemingly limitless amounts of liquid. When in contact with a liquid or spill, SCP-XXXX will begin to absorb the liquid into it, at a rate of ~10 25 ml/s (see Addendum XXXX-A). This can be accelerated by moving the SCP across or through the substance. SCP-XXXX will only stop absorbing liquid when it is removed from the liquid. Once absorption has ended or SCP-XXXX is removed, the SCP will show no signs of being wet or moist, and no signs of having absorbed any liquid. Currently there is no way of extracting liquid from SCP-XXXX; all substances absorbed are considered completely lost.
A list of substances tested with SCP-XXXX, which it absorbed, includes:
- Magma
- Crude Oil
- Mercury
- Cornstarch
- Slime from SCP-999
- Water poured from SCP-109
- Various items dispensed by SCP-294
When unfolded completely, SCP-XXXX will lose its anomalous properties. Once SCP-XXXX is once again fully folded, SCP-XXXX will continue to exert no anomalous properties for a period ranging from 15 minutes to ██ months.
SCP-XXXX was acquired by the Foundation after a series of videos posted on YouTube and Facebook showcasing “The Invincible Napkin” started going somewhat viral, posted by ███ █████ from ████, Ireland. One of the videos showcased the napkin soaking up a small lake and not appearing moist afterwards. The owner was apprehended by Foundation Agent ███████, and administered Class-A amnestics. A disinformation campaign was successful in discrediting the media. While the videos were taken down from the media platforms, the viewers are unaccounted for.
Addendum XXXX-A: After testing on SCP-109, SCP-XXXX has increased its liquid absorption rate from 10 to 25 ml/s. Further tests have not resulted in any further increase in capabilities. Research into using SCP-109 on other inorganic SCPs is suggested.
