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Item # -XXXX
Object Class- Keter
Special Containment Procedures- By order of the O5 council, SCP-XXXX is to never be contained or apprehended and will be allowed to carry out any communication it makes with SCP-XXXX-1 instance(s), without intervention from the Foundation. Once the geographical location of SCP-XXXX has has been confirmed, a task force is to be postioned near it's location to prevent GoI intervention.
Once an SCP-XXXX-1 instance has booked an apointment with SCP-XXXX: SCP-XXXX is to be immediately contacted by the Foundation in order to discern what anomolous properites the SCP-XXX-1 instance(s) will have. Then due to the sheer variation of SCP-XXXX-1 instance(s), the relevant MTF squad will be assigned to SCP-XXXX depending on what anomolous properties the SCP-XXXX-1 instance(s) have.
Description- SCP-XXXX is a 23 year old caucasian male named Tobias Smith, from Fairford, England. Sightings of SCP-XXXX has always seen the individual wearing a black cap with the word "GUIDE" written across the forehead with white stitching.
Whilst SCP-XXXX appears to lack any phsyical anomolous properties it's interest from the foundation is a result of the means to summon or be summoned by SCP-XXXX-1 instance(s), through means of conventional communication or the use of an alternative method listed on SCP-XXXX-2.
These SCP-XXXX-1 instance(s) will contact SCP-XXXX over a 'tour' and will inquire to having a one being provided to them in a location that is a contemporay tourist attraction. An appointment will be made by the SCP-XXXX-1 instance(s) to a location that it would want to recieve a tour of, with SCP-XXXX being the tour guide. On the time and date of the appointment, both SCP-XXXX and the SCP-XXXX-1 instance(s) will meet up and begin the tour.{{Foot note here}}
SCP-XXXX-1 is designated to any instance(s) that make an appointment with SCP-XXXX and then are given a tour. Each SCP-XXXX-1 instance(s) is unique to the knowlage of the Foundation and other GoIs, in that, no records exist for any of the instances, making containment of the SCP-XXXX-1 instance(s) a case-by-case basis. Examples of the variation of instance(s) vary from:
Either perosnal interview logs or the tables idea
SCP-XXXX-1.32: Was small, sentient, levitating cube that appears to be comprised of a material similar to bitsmuth. As well as communicating by controlling the blood in the eyes of the subject so that you can see letters of an unkown language, and perfectly understand what is being conveyed. It was being toured around the Empire State building, New York.
SCP-XXXX-1.54: Was 7ft tall humanoid, a thin physique, and clad in a white chitinous armour. The instance claimed to be an interstellar traveler that has just come from 'sight seeing' at the Crab Nebula and now wanted to see the works of civilisations with greater technology than it's own. It was being toured around Stone Henge, Wiltshire.
SCP-XXXX-1.67: Were 13 rabbits that had purple tinted fur, three eyes and a collective hivemind. They communicated though telepathic communication and explained that the tour to them was a scouting trip from the rest of their burrow for fertile lands, to invade and conquer the dominant species that recided there and take the land for the expansion of their burrow. They were toured around Spiral Jetty at Great Salt Lake, Utah.
Tours povided by SCP-XXXX are generally typical of that of a non-anomolous tour around the destination, starting when SCP-XXXX and the SCP-XXXX-1 instance(s) meet outside the attraction and then finishing when the instance(s) is satisfied with the tour; wherein the instance(s) will leave via anomolous or non-amolous means depending on what it is.
Information given on the tour by SCP-XXXX are usually typical facts about the attraction that is factually correct 70% of the time, but some of the information that is brought up though explaining facts or casual conversation; can be deemed as an information leak as topics brought up surround anomolous references or concepts. Examples of anomolous conversation topics are:
Reality Anchors, Reality Bending, Amnestics, XK-End of the World scenarios, Memetic Hazards, Cognito Hazards, Dimensional Travel, Faster Than Light travel, Time Manipulation and how to reach tempratures below 0oK.
Once the tour has concluded SCP-XXXX will leave the attraction shortly after the SCP-XXXX-1 instance(s) are gone. SCP-XXXX will then seek a package nearby that would contain money, items of high value or items that have been requested as payment from SCP-XXXX to SCP-XXXX-1 over the tour. No package has been sucessfully intercepted or have records of being placed to date.
The means of the SCP-XXXX-1 instance(s) contacting SCP-XXXX vary per tour but the most common method is through a phone call to SCP-XXXX's mobile. If this method isn't used, then the form of communication is through a means that is native to the instance(s). These ways of communications can listed on an SCP-XXXX-2 item.
SCP-XXXX-2 designations are given to leaflets that SCP-XXXX creates in order to spread information to gain communication on both ends. Whilst having the appearance of that of a non-anomolous leaflet; it contains a series of contact details and rituals required for contact over SCP-XXXX's tour service. Some of the methods of communication are listed on SCP-XXXX-2 as:
Telephone, Email, Post, Blood Rituals, Spiritual Communication, Soul Scratching, Telepathy, Miracle Sightings, Possesion, Teleportation, Brain Hacking and Fax.
(Other methods have been described on SCP-XXXX-2 items, but have memetic and cognitohazard properties so have not included in this list.)
