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Item #: SCP-6543
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6543 is to be kept in a special container which is 10" by 10". SCP-6543 is to be kept at site ██. All personnel under clearance level █ are not permitted to access this scp. SCP-6543's storage container is steel put into SCP-914 on the "Very Fine" setting. The Result was decided to be SCP-6543's Container. This new steel is classified as ██████.
Description: SCP-6543 appears to be a 15.25" bag of Dorito's, Otherwise known as Party Size. SCP-6543's label was slightly different, with the word party in "Party size" being grayed out. SCP-6543's creation date is unknown, but was first discovered by a man in 199█. The bag was purchased as a celebration for ██████'s birthday, along with two other bags. SCP-6543's Anomalous properties were first acknowledged by ████ stating that "this thing is never ending!". The two other instances of Doritos bags were not shown to have the same property as SCP-6543. ████ sleeping after consumption had caused a very slight muscle gain. ████ was oblivious, but was noticing after a period of █ weeks. ████ started to consume SCP-6543 over the next 30 days, and by the time the month of May was over, he had gained an unhealthy amount of muscle, some thinking him to be on "the juice". SCP-6543 has also been shown to be able to kill individuals who have eaten it for over ██ weeks. Individuals who consume the snack for this long will start to slowly grow a bigger and bigger heart, until the heart explodes. Taking a break for 4 days has shown to "reset" the heart growth for all individuals. Subjects who consume SCP-6543 have a feeling of anything ranging from happiness, generosity, or pleasure. Further testing is required to learn more about SCP-6543's anomalous properties.
_Test A - Date (REDACTED)
Subject: SCP-682
Procedure: DENIED
_Test B - Date (REDACTED)
Subject: SCP-049
Procedure: SCP-049 was given 4 chips from SCP-6543. SCP-049 lifted its mask slightly upwards to consume the chips.
Results: SCP-049 had described a happy feeling equivalent to "curing a human" 5 seconds after consumption. A day after SCP-049's arm had grown an inch bigger. SCP-049 had asked for the chips again, but was denied.
Analysis: SCP-049 seems to enjoy the chips. We might be on to something, we could destroy 049's heart and kill it, but it could also be strong enough to breach with its own hands.
_Test C - Date(REDACTED)
Subject: The cafeteria on the day of ██████.
Procedure: Each person was given 10 chips from 6543. Everyone described the chips to be flavorful, and felt good after eating them.
Results: Everyone in the Cafeteria at the time was able to lift 10 more pounds than previously established
Analysis: SCP-6543 will be given as a snack to MTF if no negative effects ever happen on the first consumption.
_Test D - Date(REDACTED)
Subject: SCP-096
Procedure: 3 Chips were placed in the container using (REDACTED). Scientist ████ used (REDACTED) to force the chips into SCP-096's mouth.
Results: Upon consumption, SCP-096 stopped crying, and gained body mass a day afterwards, along with a skin tone for one day.
Analysis: I wasn't expecting that. SCP-6543's properties appeared to make SCP-096's appearance slightly different and more human like.
A photograph of SCP-6543
