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Item #: SCP-5XXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5XXX is to be contained in a 3m cube room with a pedestal with SCP-5XXX on it. The room is to be negatively pressured to keep all particulate out. The room will also be fitted with a magnetically locked door. The room is to be guarded by 2 guards, one at the door and one watching cameras of the chamber.
Description: SCP-5XXX is a one (1) meter long blue Cat6 Ethernet cable. The cable resembles a standard consumer ethernet cable except for it's anomalous features. The anomalous features present with SCP-5XXX is that, whatever device it is plugged into, will be connected to the full internet even without being connected to an internet access point. The reaches of this ability are still being tested.
SCP-5XXX was discovered after webcrawlers found a Gamers Against Weed chat room (See Addendum-20509) and MTF Mu-4 (Debuggers) was able to raid the residence of PoI A████. Once the raid was complete SCP-5XXX was brought back to Site-██ for initial testing.
Currently attempts of recreating SCP-5XXX for use as long range communication to remote foundation sites are ongoing. Tests using SCP-5XXX on experimental Foundation spacecraft ████████████ show promising signs if SCP-5XXX can be replicated.
Addendum: PoI A████ was detained during the raid and taken into Foundation Custody for questioning of both SCP-5XXX and the GoI of Gamers Against Weed (See Addendum-20512-15 for interview logs). PoI A████ was compliant with the Foundation and was able to be released after Class-B amnestic was used. Software was uploaded to PoI A████'s computer that allows the Foundation to access chat logs. Recruitment of PoI A████ as a double agent is possible in the future.
Addendum-20509: The following is the chat log of Gamers Against Weed members that lead to the discovery of SCP-5XXX
In Chat: Sup3r_G4mer, xXx_n00bScop3d_xXx
Date and Time: 9/5/20, 1800-1847 UCT
Foreword: Foundation webcrawler's dedicated to watching Gamers Against Weed were able to access the chat room by using [REDACTED]
<Beginning of chat, 1800 UCT>
Sup3r_G4mer: Hey xXx_n00bScop3d_xXx
xXx_n00bScop3d_xXx: Yes?
Sup3r_G4mer: You know how I complain about lag all the time?
xXx_n00bScop3d_xXx: Lmao yeah?
Sup3r_G4mer: I decided to fix it, and you won't believe how
xXx_n00bScop3d_xXx: Let me guess, gitting gud at MW2?
Sup3r_G4mer: No, but I bet you I could destroy you at that
Sup3r_G4mer: 1v1 me on Rust, Intervention 360 no scopes only
xXx_n00bScop3d_xXx: Alright, only after you tell me how you fixed your "lag"
xXx_n00bScop3d_xXx: Did you finally use an ethernet cable after we kept telling you?
Sup3r_G4mer: Ye, but I got a special one, I never seem to lose connection
Sup3r_G4mer: Even if I unplug it from my router
xXx_n00bScop3d_xXx: Lmao ok, I totally believe you
xXx_n00bScop3d_xXx: I have the lobby set up btw
<End of Chat, 1847 UTC>
Closing Statement: After reviewing the chat logs, MTF Mu-4 (Debuggers) was sent to the residence of "Sup3r_G4mer" (PoI A████) and found SCP-5XXX
Addendum-20512-15: The following two logs are transcriptions of questioning with PoI A████. The first log is questioning for information about Gamers Against Weed and the second log is questioning about SCP-5XXX specifically
Interviewed: PoI A████
Interviewer: Agent S█████
Foreword: Interview to gain more information about the GoI Gamers Against Weed, interview conducted 3 days after the raid. PoI will be referred as A████ for this transcription. Agent S█████ will be referred as Agent S for this transcription.
<Begin Log>
Agent S: Agent S walks into the interview room and sits down
A████ you are here because of your connections to the group Gamers Against Weed, which you are a part of yes?
A████: Haha yeah I guess I would say I am part of that, why? Did you want to join?
leans back in the chair he is sitting in, almost falling backward
Agent S: No, however, we would like some more information about this group, and you can help us in that by cooperating with us. All we need is names of members you know and how you make items with anomalous properties.
A████: Well
long pause
What's in it for me if I give you this information? Do I get too be on a team of some super secret double agents? A stable job? Healthcare?
leans foreword
Agent S: If you give us the information we need, we can guarantee your safety and return to a normal life. You can imagine what will happen if you do not cooperate.
motions towards the D class personnel quarters that are nearby
A████: panicked
Ok! Ok! Ok! I'll give you information! Just please let me go after please!
Agent S: Good
hands A████ some paper and a pen
<End Log]>
Closing Statement: A████ gave the Foundation names of members apart of the group Gamers Against Weed. A████ was not able to give information on how objects were made.
Interviewed: PoI A████
Interviewer: Researcher Amy
Foreword: Researcher Amy, who is tasked with research into SCP-5XXX, is to question PoI A████ about SCP-5XX. PoI will be referred to as A████ for this transcription. Researcher Amy will be referred to as Amy for this transcription.
<Begin Log>
Amy: Amy walks in, carrying SCP-5XXX, and puts it on the table close to her
to the recording device
This is Researcher Amy questioning PoI A████ for more information about SCP-5XXX.
to A████
A████, please tell me what properties you know of for SCP-5XXX.
A████: All I know is that for some reason, even after unplugging it from my router, it had my computer connected to the internet fully
makes motions of unplugging with his hands
Amy: Where did you acquire this cable?
looks at SCP-5XXX
A████: Well, I bought a standard ethernet cable from the store, and then I remember after plugging it in, it just didn't work!
Amy: So, what did you do next?
A████: I remember being mad, since I paid 6 dollars for the cable. I swore then unplugged it from the router, but it was still connected to my computer.
Amy: Is that when you figured out your computer was still connected to the internet?
A████: Well first I got a second cable since they came in packs of two, but that one worked as a normal cable would. Then I plugged the other one into my computer and was able to search the internet before I plugged in the other end
Amy: Did you do anything to that cable specifically?
A████: Not that I remember specifically….no
looks to be trying to remember something
Amy: Alright that is all
Amy gets up and leaves the room with SCP-5XXX in hand
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Upon return to the residence of PoI A████, a sweep of the apartment showed no other anomalous items. How PoI A████ made SCP-5XXX is unknown and research into the item is inconclusive.
