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WARNING FROM THE PATAPHYSICS DEPARTMENT:

This document constitutes a hazard both informational and narrativic¹due to the nature of SCP-5XXX's anomalous properties. As such; you could experience a convergence of multiple narrative layers at once. Any personnel accessing documentation of SCP-5XXX must undergo narrativement inoculation.

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Item#: 5XXX

Level3

Containment Class:

esoteric

Secondary Class:

juggernaut

Disruption Class:

amida

Risk Class:

critical

link to memo

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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5XXX is to be contained inside of a mock-SCP file², purposed to entice SCP-5XXX into inserting itself inside of the mockup. At which point multiple narritivohazards (replace this with something else?) will be embedded into the mockup, devising a scenario wherein SCP-5XXX-1 manifests inside of Provisional Pataphorical Containment Complex Site-47.³Containing both SCP-5XXX-1 and SCP-5XXX. Any SCP documentation affected by SCP-5XXX, and in turn, changes made to baseline reality by SCP-5XXX are to remain unaltered to allow for their subsequent reversion back to their original states. (somethings iffy with this sentence, fix it later) Persons appointed to SCP-5XXX-affected anomalies and/or documents and other implicated individuals are to receive amnestic treatment. (yeah noshit, be more specific) Personnel attempting to access SCP-5XXX-affected documentation, enter Provisional Pataphorical Containment Complex Site-47, or conduct interviews with SCP-5XXX-1 are currently restricted to members of the Pataphysics Department and memeticsts assigned to SCP-5XXX. Additionally, SCP-5XXX has been assigned containment class, JUGGERNAUT. (keep this bitch)

aight these procedures need a grammatical overhaul (that much is obvious), but also needs an overhaul in general. like these are fucking containment procedures, shared across an entire database, legit required reading for researchers withgoddamn phds, site directors, probably a couple aics, and whoever else needs to read this goddamned thing. youre writing is shit, fix it 1!

NEW AND IMPROVED Special Containment Procedures: I/O bots would probably be useful for spotting stuff our good little 5xxx bugged out and scalping that shit paraphrase it or whatever paratechno babble the pataphysiccs department does, and you should probably learn more about paratech before writing a patascip, you idiot

Description: (just plopping this here for later: blazerboy69420) (also plopping this here for later lol ⍺^o

something for an addendum or whatever:

Affected Text	ALTERATIONS
S Andrew Swann's 001 Proposal	5xxx goes meta because remmeber meta skip also because ehh ehhh
SCP-610	scp 5xxx did some shit and then this plus that blah blah you know the drill jksjhshhshjshjshjshjjs
SCP-076	haha able go brr so weak scp 5xxx so strong something like that shshshshshsshshhs
SCP-173	blink blink blink
SCP-999	5xxx gets real angry and fucking obliterates 999
SCP-1730	5xxx inserting himself in the action and making it all about himself/itself
SCP-1437	looki made the foundation about myself!
SCP-1893	more shit
SCP-1471	ugh
●●|●●●●●|●●|●	k
SCP-2317	5xxx breaks the chain cause fuck it
{SLOT UNALLOCATED}	beating the shit out of dclass
SCP-2662	lonely
SCP-3001	lonelyx2
SCP-3008	ndj

Footnotes

1. Narrativohazard (n.): A cascading hazard affecting elements of a narrative and its mode of transmission, often leading to their mutual destruction. Definitions of a narrative differ among cultures but typically describe a story and its medium.

2. Whether it be of an already existing anomaly or newly created documentation of a fabricated anomaly specifically designed for the containment of SCP-5XXX.

3. A space acting as a gateway between the plane of one's physicality and conceptual self. When entering a Pataphorical Containment Complex Site, either the being's physical or conceptual counterpart will be isolated inside of said's state, typically in a confined zone and unable to escape. The other still maintains the ability to go about their own devices, though.