SCP-XXXX

What god can grant, god will give

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

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Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a replica of a 1971 Amana Radarange vintage microwave. The object appears to have a stainless steel shell, however the two knobs present both appear to be made entirely out of plastic. These knobs serve no function to the process of SCP-XXXX.

Any inanimate or nonliving object placed inside of SCP-XXXX whilst the door is closed will begin to undergo a physical morphing process. After exactly five minutes inside of SCP-XXXX, the door will forcibly swing open. Whatever object was originally placed into SCP-XXXX will show immediate signs of change, bearing both a malformed human head and two round-ended legs.

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